Ted

Titolo originale: Ted
Regia: Seth MacFarlane
Anno: 2012
Origine: United States of America
Generi: Commedia Fantasy
Tag: friendship | dreams | love | buddy | teddy bear | toy comes to life | wishes come true |
Cast: Mark Wahlberg Mila Kunis Seth MacFarlane Joel McHale Giovanni Ribisi Patrick Warburton Matt Walsh Jessica Barth Aedin Mincks Bill Smitrovich Patrick Stewart Norah Jones Sam J. Jones Tom Skerritt Bretton Manley Ralph Garman Alex Borstein John Viener Laura Vandervoort Robert Wu Ginger Gonzaga Jessica Stroup Melissa Ordway Max Harris Zane Cowans T.J. Hourigan Owen Clarke Kristina Ellery Katelyn Lorren Chanty Sok Sarah Fischer Cassie Djerf Joe Siriani Pat Shea Josh Duvendeck Chris Cox Henry Penzi Tania Cabrera Colton Shires Viera Andrea Moya Heajee Kim Lydia Hannibal Shawn Thornton Eric Weinstein Danny Smith Mike Nikitas Robin Hamilton Mike Henry Johnny Lee Davenport Chris Everett Tara Strong Ted Danson Ryan Reynolds Olivia Jordan Alexandra Creteau Emmalyn Anderson John Franchi

John è un uomo che da bambino era talmente legato al suo orsacchiotto di peluche da desiderare che questo prendesse vita. Incredibilmente il suo desiderio si realizzò, ma crescendo l'orsetto è diventato sboccato, consumatore abituale di droghe e sessuomane, e ciò crea molti problemi al suo padrone, soprattutto nei rapporti con la sua fidanzata Lori.

Frasi

Lori: There's a shit on the floor! Ted: Or, or, [...]	D M E
Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his che [...]	D M E
Lori: Okay here's a test to see how much you act [...]	D M E
Bellybutton: I love you!	D M E
[Sam pours tequila shots and hands them to John [...]	D M E
Lori: [after Tami-Lynn leave after an argument w [...]	D M E
Ted: [upon seeing all the pictures of himself at [...]	D M E
John: I could have wound up like that Asian guy [...]	D M E
Ted: [after a TV falls on John] Why are you cryi [...]	D M E
Ted: I look like Snuggles' accountant	D M E
Robert: Me and Ted are going to be best friends, [...]	D M E
Ted: You know, you're acting like a cock, you kn [...]	D M E
[from trailer] [thunder is heard outside] Lori [...]	D M E
Southern Newscaster: [regarding Ted coming to li [...]	D M E
Ted: [Regarding him split in half] God... I look [...]	D M E
Guy: He's been going out for four years. My long [...]	D M E
Ted: [sigh] Look, John... loves you very much. M [...]	D M E
Lori: [Enters apartment and sees Ted and four ho [...]	D M E
John: [calling 911] This guy took my teddy bear! [...]	D M E
Ted: [to fat kid] Back off, Susan Boyle!	D M E
John: I think back to that Christmas morning and [...]	D M E
Donny: You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I [...]	D M E
Donny: I have to say, I've been following you ev [...]	D M E
John: [from deleted scene] I could've ended up l [...]	D M E
Ted: [blocking Donny's view] Let's see how well [...]	D M E
[Ted drives John's car out of the car rental lot [...]	D M E
Donny: Are you out here all alone? Ted: Uh, no, [...]	D M E
Johnny Carson: You know I thought you'd be talle [...]	D M E
Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels [...]	D M E
Ted: All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your w [...]	D M E
Ted: You know, you are acting like a cock.	D M E
Ted: No, see trust me I can do this. Guy #1: Sh [...]	D M E
John: I don't know that you wanna go to a drug d [...]	D M E
Ted: Let's just find a better place to get stone [...]	D M E
Lori: Welcome back Ted! John: It was you! Ted: [...]	D M E
Ted: [to Tami-Lynn] You have a baby? Is it alive [...]	D M E
Frank: You think you got what it takes? Ted: I' [...]	D M E
[from trailer] Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] [...]	D M E
Narrator: Now if there's one thing you can be su [...]	D M E
John: [during a flashback to 2008] Chris Brown c [...]	D M E
Ted: Hey Lori, can you turn the alarm to 11 AM? [...]	D M E
[John gets a phone call from Ted] John: Excuse [...]	D M E
[Rex escorts John to the second floor of his hou [...]	D M E
Ted: Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy [...]	D M E
Ted Danson: Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've [...]	D M E
Ted: There. Proof. Garfield's eye look like a pa [...]	D M E
[John is in Thomas' office for being late and fo [...]	D M E
[Donny is pursuing Ted up the tower of Fenway Pa [...]	D M E
Ted: [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning] St [...]	D M E
John: Ted! Ted: I'm alive, Johnny! John: Oh, m [...]	D M E
Robert: You can't have my Teddy bear! [Charges [...]	D M E
Lori: Can I give you a ride home? John: No than [...]	D M E
Young John: Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear' [...]	D M E
John: Can you call my cellphone? Lori: Yeah [L [...]	D M E
Tom Skerritt: My daughter better still be alive [...]	D M E
Sam J. Jones: We are gonna party like the '80s. [...]	D M E
Ted: Your co-worker was making out with that Van [...]	D M E
Ted: Lori was right about you: you *cannot* take [...]	D M E
John: We have been dating for four years tomorro [...]	D M E
Ted: Listen. You got to let me help you make thi [...]	D M E
[John rushes to Ted's apartment] Ted: Johnny, t [...]	D M E
[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash ju [...]	D M E
[from trailer] Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashi [...]	D M E
Sam J. Jones: Death to Ming!	D M E
Ted: Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get ser [...]	D M E
Sam J. Jones: We are gonna party like the 80s. [...]	D M E
John: Plus! A hooker took a shit in our apartmen [...]	D M E
Lori: So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you... tell us a [...]	D M E
Ted: [while being carried inside a bag] Oh, I he [...]	D M E
Robert: Stand up straight when you're talking to [...]	D M E
Ted: Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women a [...]	D M E
John: [Imitating Ted] Hey Johnny, I just had a g [...]	D M E
Ted: Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang [...]	D M E
Narrator: No matter how big a splash you make in [...]	D M E
[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a [...]	D M E
Ted: [Lori just took a shower; she is nude excep [...]	D M E
[Norah Jones returns to the stage after an inter [...]	D M E