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Jack:
Sex is a drug, Karen. I should know. I'm a [...]
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Karen:
It's a cult, like the Moonies, or the hom [...]
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Will:
[to Jack]
Oh my God, it's finally happened [...]
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Will:
[on Grace]
She's crazy. And just when you [...]
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Jack:
[mimicing phone call]
Hello? What's that? [...]
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[Karen is feeling depressed]
Grace:
I need you [...]
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Grace:
All I asked for was one month, one month [...]
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[Grace and Jack have been seeing Vince at a groc [...]
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[Will is walking Grace down the aisle]
Will:
Th [...]
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Jack:
Number of films with full frontal nudity.. [...]
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Karen:
Oh honey, you're always the life of the p [...]
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Cher:
[to Jack during his dream]
Follow your bli [...]
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[Will and Jack walk in on Grace and Karen]
Jack [...]
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Jack:
Karen, you are constantly partially there [...]
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Karen:
They're trying to make gay people straigh [...]
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Jack:
[looks at Will in a shortie robe]
Why the [...]
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Karen:
I'm a lady, assface!
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Will:
Karen, I am a lawyer, which means, unlike [...]
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[On Lorraine]
Jack:
We hate her. We hate her ev [...]
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Will:
Ahh Jack. Cute as a button, but not quite [...]
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Karen:
What's that, honey?
Grace:
Funnel cake
[...]
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[after someone asks Will what his name is]
Will [...]
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Jack:
Chow mein.
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[at Karen and Lyle's wedding]
Jennifer Lopez:
C [...]
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Jack:
You shouldn't be dancing with him. He's no [...]
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[Will and Grace are dancing on the roof of a bui [...]
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Dr. Leo Markus:
Grace, I have to go to Guatamala [...]
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Mr. Stein:
I like you, Will. You remind me of a [...]
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Karen:
[to a lesbian at a hate crime prevetion f [...]
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Grace:
I thought this could be a theme party. Na [...]
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Jack:
I cost a little more but I'm worth it. [...]
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Jack:
Lesson for today: Though the eyes are the [...]
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Will:
You know, the female reproductive system i [...]
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Will:
Jack, just pour the milk. It's cereal, not [...]
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[Watching the first gay kiss on network TV]
Jac [...]
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Barry:
I'm sorry I'm late. I didn't know what to [...]
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Karen:
It's the oldest story in the book. Boy me [...]
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Grace:
Who's Diane?
Jack:
Oh, Diane is the woma [...]
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[Leo has invited Grace to go with him on his Doc [...]
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Karen:
Well, deal me in. I've got a lifetime mem [...]
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Karen:
I'm not going to Queens, there are people [...]
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Jack:
You cannot believe the day I had. Somethin [...]
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Jack:
Elliot, we're gonna have an adult conversa [...]
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Bill:
Jack. You're hitting on me.
Jack:
I'm sho [...]
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Jack:
When I first saw you I could tell you were [...]
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Karen Walker:
She's gone to Mexico for face-lift [...]
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[talking to Grace about a bad experience with a [...]
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Will:
That's why I should never meet a legend. I [...]
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Will:
[about Jack]
A man who stared humiliation [...]
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Will:
"I am Mr Stein." Say it.
Mr. Stein:
It. [...]
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[Will and Grace are playing Pictionary]
Grace:
[...]
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Jack:
Can you contact me with Jude Law?
Psychic [...]
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Grace:
The only reason you were offered a job, i [...]
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Will:
What, is the whole city gay?
Jack:
Not ye [...]
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Karen:
[to Jack]
You didn't get nominated. Yeah, [...]
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Karen:
Honey, nobody has every offered to dismem [...]
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[Leo has to tell everyone to go home]
Dr. Leo M [...]
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[Karen thinks that Grace can win the affections [...]
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Will:
Okay, final tally is: Me - DE DEEDLE DE DE [...]
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Jack:
[to Karen]
You will never be a fish! Isn't [...]
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Jack:
[mimicking phone call]
Hello, "Day-Old New [...]
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Jack:
Have you lost your mind as well as your lo [...]
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Will:
You mean I just let a gorgeous guy who coo [...]
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Karen:
How about a toast...
Karen, Jack:
To [...]
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Karen:
Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. [...]
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Karen:
Honey, I wanted to talk to you about the [...]
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[Grace is asking Will to help her choose a dress [...]
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Karen:
You know, may there is an alligator runni [...]
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Jack:
He makes me want to be a bigger man.
Will [...]
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Jack:
I think I'm gonna have to put you on hold [...]
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Jack:
As you know, this weekend, my new show ope [...]
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Karen:
How badly do you want to be my lawyer?
W [...]
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Karen:
[to Will]
Honey, I thought you were a law [...]
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Jack:
Are there any Hobbits left in America? [...]
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Grace:
I see the way you look at me when I shave [...]
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Kevin Bacon:
When the stalkers leave, it's the f [...]
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Grace:
What you're feeling are pangs of guilt.
[...]
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Grace:
Oh my god. Jack got turned on by a woman? [...]
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Will:
Well, you should be happy you didn't take [...]
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Jack:
Biggly, biggly, biggly, biggly, biggly, bi [...]
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Will:
Grace, go to bed. You obviously have had a [...]
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Karen:
Gosh, I just love gambling here in Vegas. [...]
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Cher:
Ya know dude, it is a little weird that yo [...]
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Karen:
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I' [...]
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Malcolm:
Excuse, Ma'am, but might I just say how [...]
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Karen:
Well don't let it get to your head, your [...]
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Grace:
When we broke up it was for totally diffe [...]
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Grace:
Will, my love for you is like this scar, [...]
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[Karen is at her desk reading a magazine. The ph [...]
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Will:
"Pansexual"? Isn't that a rest stop on the [...]
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Jack:
I WOULD DIE, I WOULD JUST DIE!
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Will:
C3PO isn't Gay, he's British!
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Will:
Where's all the Chinese food?
Grace:
Oh, [...]
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Jack:
Language was only needed when unattractive [...]
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Jack:
Uma Thurman-Hawke, hide me.
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Karen:
I know. Let's take pictures of us eating [...]
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Grace:
[on the phone]
Yes. This is Grace Adler o [...]
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Jack:
[gasps]
That was you taking my breath away [...]
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Jack:
Mary Kate and Ashley, it's beautiful.
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[Will is wearing an Abercrombie like shirt]
Kar [...]
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Jack:
Heard that. I am metaphorically curled up [...]
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Karen:
Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the [...]
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Grace:
Are you wearing smarty-pants, because tha [...]
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Jack:
Go, before somebody drops a house on you. [...]
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Jack:
That doesn't look like a salad to me! Wher [...]
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Karen:
Oh honey, I would, but... I don't want to [...]
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[talking to Jack]
Rosario:
Hold on Francis Ford [...]
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Karen:
I thought, finally. A man who can make a [...]
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Karen:
OK, rule number one. Unless you're served [...]
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[after being complimented on her looks by her fo [...]
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Will:
Jack, we're going to slap such a lawsuit o [...]
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Grace:
I don't need to have two gay guys laughin [...]
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D
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[Will goes to see a psychic]
Psychic Sue:
I see [...]
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[Grace sees Nathan passed out with Will and Jack [...]
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D
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Will:
This guy I had a date with tonight, used t [...]
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Karen:
I know what this is. This is the work of [...]
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D
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Grace:
Fine, if you want to spend our traditiona [...]
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D
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Rosario:
[to Karen]
Why don't I just squeeze you [...]
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D
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[Karen is meeting Stan in prison]
Karen:
I can' [...]
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Liz:
[to Karen]
You scared him off with your wie [...]
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D
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Will:
The last thing I need in my life right now [...]
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D
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[Will's date has just called to say he's running [...]
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D
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Karen:
Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. [...]
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D
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Karen:
[to Grace]
Oh Lord, honey, you are just a [...]
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D
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Will:
[in commercial voice]
How do you stop unwa [...]
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D
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Karen:
Grace, my head is spinning. and not in a [...]
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D
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Karen:
Poor Jack. How could anyone tease a boy w [...]
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D
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Jack:
...but when we get back to New York I swea [...]
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Karen:
Honey, I don't produce theatre. I am thea [...]
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Karen:
[looking into a mirror]
Hello Starshine. [...]
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D
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Karen:
Oh yeah, real rough day for you. Meanwhil [...]
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D
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Leo:
Are you jealous about them?
Grace:
No, I'm [...]
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D
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Karen:
Oh, coulda shoulda Prada!
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Karen:
Wilma, I forget, which are you these days [...]
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Grace:
I ran into Leo. But you can't tell Will I [...]
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Grace:
You said that money is no object.
Karen: [...]
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Karen:
Looks like your new sweetie's turned his [...]
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[Grace shows Will a bowl of microwaved mac and c [...]
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Karen:
[entering Will and Grace's apartment, pan [...]
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[Jack doesn't believe that Eliot's mother is gay [...]
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D
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Karen:
You know what else is sad? Poor people wh [...]
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Liz:
So I had this apartment to myself for 10 ye [...]
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Karen:
Grace that blouse hurts like a hangover. [...]
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Jack:
I don't know Truman it's kind of a turn of [...]
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D
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Jack:
Wow, Elliot has two gay parents. That's li [...]
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D
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Jack:
So we need to get them back together, but [...]
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D
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Grace:
Thanks for taking me out to dinner, Kar. [...]
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[Grace has just walked in and found Will, Jack, [...]
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D
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Grace:
[about Jack going back to Karen after sle [...]
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D
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Grace:
Where's Daddy?
Bobbi Adler:
Oh, he's in [...]
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D
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Kevin Bacon:
Man if I had a dollar for every joc [...]
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D
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Candy Pruitt:
Karen, love. It's your voice I hea [...]
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Lorraine:
You're a fancy dresser. Are you Englis [...]
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[Karen is offended because Grace said that she, [...]
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D
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Jack:
[to Grace]
What I know is, a grown woman s [...]
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D
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Grace:
Hi, Karen. How are you?
Karen:
[walks to [...]
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D
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Karen:
Oh Minnie Driver, who ever told you, you [...]
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D
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Jack:
One day I hope to have a hag of my very ow [...]
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D
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Will:
[telling Grace how she's lucky she didn't [...]
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D
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[Karen is running a scam with her con-artist mot [...]
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D
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[Will's elementary school nemesis, Kevin Wolchek [...]
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D
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Jack:
Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mea [...]
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D
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Will:
If I was going to have sex with a woman it [...]
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Karen:
Hey Hey Hey Hey, This is a place of busin [...]
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Jack:
Will, you're going to be a great dad becau [...]
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Will:
Grace, if you want to lose weight, try my [...]
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D
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Jack:
Will, the sweetest thing just happened. Th [...]
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D
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[Val has stolen Grace's music box, which plays " [...]
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D
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Karen:
The only other person I've apologized to [...]
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D
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[Nathan gives Will a wet willie]
Will:
Now if y [...]
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D
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Will:
No one can stand playing with you. You're [...]
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D
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Will:
It's so weird how your eggs have an expira [...]
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D
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Grace:
On Christmas Eve, grandma lost both her l [...]
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D
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Karen:
Honey brace yourself. Stan is having an a [...]
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D
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Karen:
Ugh. The subway was disgusting.
Jack:
Ka [...]
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D
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[Will invited Jack's mom to their Thanksgiving d [...]
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D
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Jack:
This makes me feel like a man.
Will:
Yeah [...]
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D
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Jack:
Now you're talkin' Jackanese.
|
D
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Grace:
OK, this has been driving me crazy, and I [...]
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Jack:
1. Five hundred thousand dollars all in fi [...]
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D
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Sissy:
Damn it, why does everyone out grow me? [...]
|
D
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Karen:
Look at that.
Will:
Karen that's your th [...]
|
D
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Jack:
You're caring and loving...
Will:
You're [...]
|
D
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Will:
You don't take relationship advice from Ka [...]
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D
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Karen:
Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a publi [...]
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D
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Jack:
You sure you don't want to go to Joe and L [...]
|
D
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Karen:
By your inflection I can tell that you th [...]
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D
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Jack:
[to Will, about Elliott]
Would it have kil [...]
|
D
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[telling Will that he is the only guy to make he [...]
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D
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[Marion is doing the chicken dance with Lyle at [...]
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D
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Grace:
[Grace has picked up some slogans at an A [...]
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D
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Grace:
What, did you think I wouldn't find out? [...]
|
D
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Grace:
Face it Karen, your a racist.
Karen:
How [...]
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D
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[Will is telling Grace about his sexual encounte [...]
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D
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Jack:
[about a very short guy Leo set Will up wi [...]
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D
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Fannie:
Chest! Chest! You're not givin' it to me [...]
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D
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Grace:
Look, my choices were flawless, and if yo [...]
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Karen:
[helping Jack practice for the Gay Spelli [...]
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D
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Grace:
We're all here for you, right Karen?
Kar [...]
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Cheryl:
I think you are awful.
Karen:
Oh yeah? [...]
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D
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Marilyn Truman:
Oh, you've got my favourite movi [...]
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Jack:
Will, something bad happened.
Will:
What? [...]
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D
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[Jack lost Will's boyfriend's dog and Will and J [...]
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D
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Karen:
What's so great about another person anyw [...]
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Jack:
Wow, Will, you did a great job planning th [...]
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D
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Karen:
It's a victimless crime, like tax evasion [...]
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D
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Grace:
[making up a story about a vase they brou [...]
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D
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Ben Doucette:
Yes you will.
Will:
No I won't.
[...]
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D
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[talking to Grace about why they don't think as [...]
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D
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Barry:
I can't go out with the guy. He's an all [...]
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D
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Grace:
[to Jack]
Today I'm handing out lollipops [...]
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D
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Will:
Their last party was so wild. All I rememb [...]
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D
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Karen:
[after Grace blames Karen for something]
[...]
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D
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Val:
I pretended your jockstrap was an oxygen ma [...]
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D
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Will:
Well, good for you, Jack. What's the video [...]
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D
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Karen:
Where the hell are my slippers?
Rosario: [...]
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Karen:
You know I had a dream once. To be rich a [...]
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D
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Karen:
Well, well, well. Look what the cat clean [...]
|
D
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[Why Paul is dating Will instead of Jack]
Will: [...]
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Karen:
Nice outfit for a funeral. If that outfit [...]
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Jack:
Oh Karen, you'd do that for me? You'd invi [...]
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D
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Karen:
[holding Jack in a headlock]
You backstab [...]
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[on top of a building just before Grace's weddin [...]
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[Thanks to Karen, Jack says he just lost the gay [...]
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Grace:
Tonight I'm gonna be better. I know it. L [...]
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Grace:
It's a recurring dream. I keep having it [...]
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Grace:
Fine, I don't need to go out with you guy [...]
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Liz:
Karen! Why did you buy this cheesecake? I'm [...]
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Grace:
[right after Will came out]
That's not a [...]
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Will:
Got a hot date?
Jack:
No, but the guy who [...]
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Jack:
Woah Woah Woah Shift It Back!
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[Jack is angry with Karen]
Karen:
Hi, poodle.
[...]
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Liz:
[talking to Karen about the bartender]
That [...]
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Jack:
Haley Joel Osment, you look fantastic! [...]
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Karen:
I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk [...]
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Jack:
Sorry, no public displays of affection. Th [...]
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[during Karen's wedding]
Jack:
Here comes the b [...]
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Karen:
[Grace enters wearing a cow-print skirt]
[...]
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[Will has quit his job and now wants to be a wri [...]
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Mrs. Markus:
Don't worry, Grace, Marvin will fil [...]
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[Karen is waiting up for Rosario, who has been o [...]
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[Jack is protesting a gay kiss being pulled from [...]
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Grace:
[to Ellen after Will tells her he's gay]
[...]
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[while watching basketball on TV]
Grace:
Have y [...]
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[about Karen]
Will:
She's got a drink in each h [...]
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Jack:
Why are you so angry? Why don't you tell m [...]
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[a year after his coming out, to Jack]
Will:
Yo [...]
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[Lyle has chosen Karen over Lorraine]
Lyle Fins [...]
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Jack:
We need a good designer.
Karen:
Do you kn [...]
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Jack:
Yeah. Oh, look! There he is. There's Bill. [...]
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Will:
Oh, I can't believe this. This is only the [...]
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[Karen has just messed up Beverly's pool shot]
[...]
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[Playing poker]
Will:
Don't you know that a Que [...]
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Karen:
Grace, remember that afternoon and we wer [...]
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Karen:
It's not something you can just run away [...]
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[after seeing Karen's mother]
Rosario:
Santa Ma [...]
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Mr. Stein:
I thank you from the heart of my bott [...]
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[Ellen asked Grace to baby-sit her kids but is n [...]
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Will:
I don't hate Andy, I like Andy.
Grace:
We [...]
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Karen:
[to Will and Jack]
Hey. What the hell did [...]
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Jack:
Will Truman, don't think that we didn't se [...]
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Karen:
I'm still waiting on that drink.
Ben Dou [...]
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Jack:
He's a smarty pants, Will... he uses big w [...]
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Jack:
I fooled around with Josh.
Grace:
What?
[...]
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Grace:
Ok, now, remember, Karen. Not a word abou [...]
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Jack:
But there's always a lot of rich, old gay [...]
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[Karen and Jack walk into a gay to straight conv [...]
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Alex:
[on the phone]
Come on Will, tell the trut [...]
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Karen:
Where the hell have you been?
Rosario:
R [...]
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[Elliot is on a soccer team]
Jack:
[dragging El [...]
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[Jack and Karen have just had a big fight over t [...]
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Karen:
You say potato, I say vodka.
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[Jack has been annoying Will]
Jack:
Ooh. Barrac [...]
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Karen:
My mother's crazy, that's why I had her c [...]
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Will:
Ben Doucette, Karen Walker.
Ben Doucette: [...]
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Cher:
Don't talk to me about rejection, okay? Lo [...]
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Grace:
Gay sex is *so* hot.
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Jack:
Welcome to Cynical Island, population: you [...]
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Grace:
No, he is not laughing at you. He is laug [...]
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Jack:
It's funny, but as a gay man, I'm strangel [...]
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Grace:
It just creeps me out. Like anything that [...]
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[to Karen]
Grace:
Put the catalog down... you h [...]
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Will:
I have got, pants down, the best birthday [...]
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Grace:
[sobbing]
I feel like I'm in the Twilight [...]
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Grace:
I just gave a quarter to a homeless guy, [...]
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[about Jack's father]
Jack:
He was the source o [...]
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Jack:
Jennifer Jason Leigh, these people are fre [...]
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Jack:
Leo, she doesn't have ca-bobs. She has a c [...]
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Karen:
Ah, Smitty, I'm having a little hubby tro [...]
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Karen:
[on hiring Jack to play a straight man in [...]
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[Jack and Will are shopping]
Jack:
Will, I foun [...]
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Will:
That sounds fun. What time is it on?
Jack [...]
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Karen:
We should spend some time together.
Rosa [...]
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Karen:
Honey that is so sweet... no.
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[to Leo]
Karen:
Well, look who penetrated the i [...]
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[after getting off the phone with Grace after te [...]
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[Will just made a bad joke]
Jack:
Please keep t [...]
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Jack:
Today is an important day for you. You're [...]
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[Jack is participating in a gay spelling bee, cu [...]
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Karen:
Anyone homo?
Jack:
I am. I am.
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Will:
[about Stan]
He didn't find out about your [...]
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Karen:
Husbands come and go but the Chanel sling [...]
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[Lyle walks in]
Lyle Finster:
There she is, the [...]
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Will:
Karen once told me that Christmas celebrat [...]
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Rosario:
It's Mr. Stan. He's dead.
[everyone is [...]
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Leo:
You're right, I am an adult...
Karen:
...e [...]
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Jack:
Guess what I just got off of eBay?
Grace: [...]
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Grace:
I don't like the view.
Will:
You just do [...]
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Will:
I just spent an hour with Nathan at the Ti [...]
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Karen:
Honey, you're being so spiteful and vindi [...]
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[Will and Jack have bought a place in the countr [...]
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Jack:
We'll rent a movie. You're into gay porn, [...]
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[after ripping open Grace's trousers]
Fanny Lie [...]
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[during Jack 2001, Jack is singing and dancing t [...]
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Karen:
[to a waiter]
Hey apron. who told you you [...]
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Karen:
[laughs at grace talking about a romantic [...]
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Karen:
Honey, black, white, gay, straight... Wha [...]
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Jack:
I don't know how much longer I can live wi [...]
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[Jack has just seen Karen's enormous closet for [...]
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Karen:
Honey, I'm too tired to slap you. Bash yo [...]
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Will:
Stanley Walker was a great man.
Grace:
A [...]
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Karen:
I'm not good or real... I'm evil, and ima [...]
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Lorraine:
I'd like you to have all your things o [...]
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Karen:
[to Gillian the intern]
Hi, honey. Sit do [...]
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Karen:
Jack I've spent years and my husbands mil [...]
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Gillian:
[talking about Karen]
She sends me to t [...]
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Karen:
Oh kids ruin everything. I mean look at t [...]
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Grace:
Pam, did you fax over the drawings to the [...]
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[a man rushes in to meet Karen]
Man:
Miss Walke [...]
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[Karen answers Jack's phone; it's Elliot and he [...]
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Grace:
Will, I'm serious. I haven't made any of [...]
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Karen:
Hey, gays!
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Karen:
[sympathetically]
Oh, Grace...
Grace:
Wh [...]
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Karen:
She's getting too big for her boots.
Ros [...]
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[after hearing from a psychic they will spend th [...]
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Jack:
Kiss it, kiss it, spank it.
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[Jack is meditating to prepare to tell his mom h [...]
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Karen:
Grace Alden. I'm ashamed...
Grace:
Adler [...]
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[Grace introduces Karen to her intern]
Grace:
L [...]
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Will:
That's your captain? That's your limo driv [...]
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Karen:
I'm not giving you 88 cents, Rose!
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D
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Karen:
[to Will]
Oh honey, I have a fake laugh w [...]
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Will:
Jack, I'm asking you to be my kid's godfat [...]
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[about newly gay man Barry]
Jack:
Will, you don [...]
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Jack:
we could play a sport like footskitball [...]
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Karen:
I'd give you a credit card, but I used my [...]
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[Describing his ideal man]
Jack:
I don't care i [...]
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[Will is coming out to his boyfriend's boss, who [...]
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Karen:
[Karen and Nathan meet in the elavator fo [...]
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Will:
No, no. I don't want to have sex with you. [...]
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[Will is trying to convince Karen not to fire he [...]
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Grace:
Karen, please tell me that you didn't dri [...]
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[Val is making obscene positions in the elevator [...]
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Grace:
If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, sh [...]
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Karen:
[to Jack]
Oh, Honey. You're simple, you'r [...]
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D
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Karen:
Well honey, look on the bright side.
Gra [...]
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Karen:
Honey, my mother wants to do something fo [...]
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Karen:
Swell party. My stepson's no longer a vir [...]
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Will:
Of course I understand the gravity of the [...]
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Karen:
Wow that may have been the greatest day o [...]
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Cheryl:
Mrs. Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg, Ta [...]
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D
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[Jack has his feet up on Grace's table]
Jack:
I [...]
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D
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[On Karen in divorce court]
Will:
It's been a d [...]
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Jack:
My ride is here. It looks like a huff. I t [...]
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Will:
Your dad's great.
Grace:
Yeah, in a paral [...]
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Jack:
There are no straight men. Only men who ha [...]
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Jack:
Who gets married on twenty-thou? My dress [...]
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Deirdre:
We hear you and Grace have made quite a [...]
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Nathan:
I'm Nathan, Grace's new boyfriend.
Jack [...]
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D
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[Jack and Karen meet Bebe Neuwirth at a cafe]
K [...]
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Nathan:
Carefull, that's a nasty paper-cut waiti [...]
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Jack:
You're so generous. I swear, if you weren' [...]
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Jack:
I've always wanted to perform... on the Br [...]
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Will:
You want to go out tonight? We could grab [...]
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Karen:
Hi Yes, Anastasia Beverhausen. Did you in [...]
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Ben Doucette:
Let's talk wine. Karen, you have a [...]
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D
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[Will and Jack are in the car and Will does "the [...]
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Karen:
Why did I agree to cook for Stan? I must [...]
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D
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[Will and Jack are reading the newspaper]
Will: [...]
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[Jack and Grace are cooking]
Jack:
This looks h [...]
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[watching slides in her bedroom, depressed]
Gra [...]
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[Grace is redecorating Jack's apartment, and Kar [...]
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Jack:
[answering the phone]
Yeah?
[pause]
Jack [...]
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D
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Karen Walker:
I'm going to grab some lunch with [...]
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D
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Will:
This is a gay landmark!
Jack:
The hospita [...]
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D
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[Two kids are making fun of another kid]
Jack:
[...]
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D
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Jack:
Are you done? Wait a minute let me rephras [...]
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Rosario:
[to Karen]
Up yours, Count Drunkula. [...]
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D
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Jack:
[singing]
You can ring my beh-eh-ell. You [...]
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D
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Jack:
[to a guy who works in tv]
TV? I love tv. [...]
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D
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Karen:
[in a luandramat]
What is this place? It' [...]
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D
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Will:
Grace, you are in no way to blame for your [...]
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D
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Karen:
Well, howdy, domestic pardner.
|
D
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Ben Doucette:
You have till Friday, Will.
Will: [...]
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Bobbi Adler:
Now Grace, I don't want you to frea [...]
|
D
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Will:
So, what do you think about my therapist? [...]
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D
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Carla:
Hey, are you going to come back and finis [...]
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D
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Will:
When you saw Kevin Spacey you tried to get [...]
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D
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Karen:
My name is Anastasia Beverhausen. That's [...]
|
D
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Karen:
[storming angrily out of the Principal's [...]
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D
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Jack:
So, K, how's it going with the divorce? Do [...]
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D
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Jack:
It's time to put the sex back in homosexua [...]
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D
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[Lorraine told Karen to stay away from her fathe [...]
|
D
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Rosario:
[to Jack and Karen]
Oh look, it's "Dumb [...]
|
D
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[Cher sings]
Jack:
STOP IT. STOP IT. You're haw [...]
|
D
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[after dropping noodles on the ground]
Grace:
O [...]
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D
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Karen:
Driver, turn up the heat, there's a nip i [...]
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Leo:
Will, I want you to know that I'm going to [...]
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