Mostri contro alieni

Titolo originale: Monsters vs Aliens
Regia: Rob Letterman | Conrad Vernon |
Anno: 2009
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Animazione Famiglia Avventura Fantascienza
Tag: monster | villain | alien | giant robot | duringcreditsstinger | 3d | cheerful |
Cast: Reese Witherspoon | Seth Rogen | Hugh Laurie | Rainn Wilson | Will Arnett | Kiefer Sutherland | Paul Rudd | Stephen Colbert | Julie White | Jeffrey Tambor | Amy Poehler | Ed Helms | Renée Zellweger | Sean Bishop | Rich Dietl | Rob Letterman | Tom McGrath | Chris Miller | Mike Mitchell | Kent Osborne | Latifa Ouaou | Geoffrey Pomeroy | David P. Smith | Lisa Stewart | Conrad Vernon | John Krasinski | Stephen Kearin |

Una terribile minaccia grava sul pianeta: l'invasione per nulla pacifica di una specie aliena. Il Pentagono decide di fronteggiarla con la sua arma segreta, la più potente: una collezione di mostri, per la verità piuttosto imbranati. Sono Insettosauro, Anello Mancante, il professor Scarafaggi. B.O.B. e... Susan, una semplice ragazza che, in seguito a un esperimento, ha raggiunto la statura di 30 metri. Saranno loro a scatenarsi in una battaglia epocale contro il titanico UFO invasore.

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The President of the United States: Commander, d [...] D
Gallaxhar: To the extraction chamber! Susan Mur [...] D
The Missing Link: You see what I'm saying? Nobod [...] D
General W.R. Monger: Woo-whee! Now, that's a rob [...] D
The President of the United States: Boys, set th [...] D
The Missing Link: Halt! I, Gallaxhar, command yo [...] D
Susan Murphy: Oh, please, God, please tell me th [...] D
The President of the United States: So that's ho [...] D
Derek Dietl: Wow. You're glowing. Susan Murphy: [...] D
B.O.B.: Wow! Would you look at the size of that. [...] D
General W.R. Monger: Over the last 50 years, I h [...] D
[Katie is trying to get smoochy with Cuthbert] [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: At least the garbage was fr [...] D
Susan Murphy: Look, I-I know this is a little we [...] D
Derek Dietl: What's going on? What's happening h [...] D
Computer: [counting down to self-destruct] 8... [...] D
Susan Murphy: [Fighting the robot] B.O.B.! B.O. [...] D
Wendy Murphy: Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a b [...] D
Gallaxhar: Finally, I can rebuild my civilizatio [...] D
B.O.B.: I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I [...] D
The Missing Link: [as the ship is about to explo [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Poor Link. After all that t [...] D
Susan Murphy: [aims weapon at Gallaxhar] Now ope [...] D
Gallaxhar: Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You [...] D
Susan Murphy: Oh, thank goodness. A real person. [...] D
[B.O.B. is stuck to the sole of a robot; it pass [...] D
Susan Murphy: Where's Derek? Wendy Murphy: Uh, [...] D
Wendy Murphy: Susan, where have you been? Susan [...] D
Gallaxhar: [after his plot to invade Earth has b [...] D
B.O.B.: What happened to the "there isn't a jar [...] D
Computer: 4... 3... 2... 1... Hum, nothing happe [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Anyone care for an atomic g [...] D
The President of the United States: Hang it all! [...] D
Susan Murphy: Okay, remember, these people aren' [...] D
General W.R. Monger: We, er, had the prison psyc [...] D
Computer: Your busted, tired dance moves are no [...] D
[Link is lifting weights] The Missing Link: ... [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: By Hawking's chair! D
The Missing Link: Wow, look at you. I know what [...] D
B.O.B.: Oh! My back! Just kidding! I don't have [...] D
B.O.B.: You want my friend? You're gonna have to [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: What my associate is trying [...] D
The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless [...] D
The Missing Link: No monster has ever gotten out [...] D
[Susan wakes up on board Gallaxhar's spaceship i [...] D
General W.R. Monger: This place is an X-file, wr [...] D
The Missing Link: [while outside for the first t [...] D
News Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in A [...] D
Susan Murphy: It's okay. They're with me. These [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Wow, what a shindig. Your p [...] D
B.O.B.: You're doing great! Susan Murphy: I'm d [...] D
Susan Murphy: I can't believe it! Soon I'll be b [...] D
Mama Dietl: My beautiful daughter-in-law! Susan [...] D
[first lines] Technician Ben: Hey, Jerry, you m [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Might we ask for your name, [...] D
The Missing Link: Anyway, how, er, how was Derek [...] D
B.O.B.: Is it just legs? Did we just capture a g [...] D
Katie: This is the worst date ever. D
B.O.B.: Goodbye, Derek! Good luck getting over m [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: They called me crazy, but I [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: You can't crush a cockroach [...] D
Susan Murphy: Three weeks ago, if you had asked [...] D
B.O.B.: [to a green jello] Hi. I'm benzoate osty [...] D
Derek Dietl: Wow, you really are big. Susan Mur [...] D
Computer: Begin reanimation sequence. Gallaxhar [...] D
The Missing Link: Finally, some action. I'm gonn [...] D
[as Susan is growing, everyone is running away] [...] D
The Missing Link: Don't scare Insectosaurus! He' [...] D
Gallaxhar: Attention all aliens: Destroy All Mon [...] D
General W.R. Monger: [presenting a slide show ab [...] D
Gallaxhar: Are you crazy? You could have killed [...] D
[the resident monsters have just greeted Susan, [...] D
Susan Murphy: But I'm not a monster! I'm just a [...] D
The President of the United States: I must appro [...] D
General W.R. Monger: Don't think of this as a pr [...] D
General W.R. Monger: Monsters, I'm so proud of y [...] D
Derek Dietl: Susan! Susan Murphy: Derek? Derek [...] D
General W.R. Monger: I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. [...] D
Susan Murphy: I can't fight that thing! I never. [...] D
B.O.B.: I think he sees us. B.O.B.: [to alien r [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Hello. Susan Murphy: Eww! [...] D
[last lines] The President of the United States [...] D
Computer: [Gallaxhar drinks a hot liquid like te [...] D
[B.O.B. picks up a three from a deck of cards, I [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] Forgive him, [...] D
Advisor Hawk: We need our top scientific minds o [...] D
General W.R. Monger: I've been your warden for c [...] D
The President of the United States: Listen up. I [...] D
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [building an atom bomb out [...] D