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[at the Puerto Rican Day parade]
Jerry:
You can [...]
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Jerry:
Hey, Kramer, you want to go down to the B [...]
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[At the Puerto Rican Day Parade]
Elaine:
We don [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
If you're not gonna be a part of a [...]
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Jackie Chiles:
This is the most public yet of my [...]
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Jerry:
Man, you were pretty loaded on that Schna [...]
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Jerry:
[about Kramer]
If you feed him, he'll nev [...]
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[George is wearing prescription goggles]
George [...]
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George Costanza:
I've discovered something even [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, after he heckled Toby, she g [...]
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Jerry:
Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay [...]
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George Costanza:
When she threw that toupee out [...]
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Newman:
Ah, look, I? I'm sorry to bother you, bu [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
The carpet sweeper is the biggest [...]
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[Jerry's girlfriend has a huge toy collection]
[...]
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[At Yankees batting practice]
George Costanza:
[...]
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[Elaine's boyfriend as seen a photo of her with [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
See, this is what the holidays are [...]
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Mr. Peterman:
Elaine, can you keep a secret?
El [...]
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George Costanza:
She calls me up at my office, s [...]
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Jerry:
You know you're not Chinese.
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[about George Steinbrenner]
George Costanza:
He [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[on hearing that Susan Ross has di [...]
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Jerry:
The answering machine is like a relations [...]
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Elaine:
I stopped having sex three days ago and [...]
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Jerry:
The sex is unbelieveable. I was like an a [...]
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George Costanza:
Someday, before I die, mark my [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
No, she was completely topless.
G [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Remember my idea about rickshaws i [...]
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Jerry:
Don't you see? He's Jewish for two days a [...]
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[George trying to find a parking space]
Elaine: [...]
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George Costanza:
I don't know what it is about t [...]
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Jerry:
The road less taken is less taken for a r [...]
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Jerry:
And what is his stand on abortion?
Elain [...]
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George Costanza:
I just don't see what purpose i [...]
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George Costanza:
You don't think she'd yada yada [...]
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Jerry:
[Kramer enters]
Hey, Jughead.
Cosmo Kram [...]
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[Kramer gave blood to Jerry]
Jerry:
I can feel [...]
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[Elaine re-enters a movie theater]
[whispering] [...]
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George Costanza:
You can stuff your sorries in a [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
I go to his birthday party, and ju [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, you got insurance, right?
J [...]
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George Costanza:
I have a bad feeling that whene [...]
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Elaine:
All right, let's go, I'll give you half [...]
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George Costanza:
I did happen to pick up one lit [...]
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Enzo:
How'd you like to have free haircut for si [...]
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Elaine:
My father thought George was gay.
Jerry [...]
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Frank Costanza:
I'm like the Phoenix, rising fro [...]
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[Puddy is wearing a bright orange jacket with an [...]
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George Costanza:
Do you realize in the entire hi [...]
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Jerry:
According to most studies, people's numbe [...]
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George Costanza:
My name is George, I'm unemploy [...]
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Blaine:
What was bad about The English Patient? [...]
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[George is buying invitations]
Sales Clerk:
Hav [...]
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Jerry:
I learned something. Letting my emotions [...]
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Jerry:
So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for [...]
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Elaine:
Mr. Peterman, you can't leave
J. Peterm [...]
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Newman:
[Newman is sneaking through Jerry's apar [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[enters Jerry's apartment. Slams m [...]
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Elaine:
Where's Kramer?
Jerry:
Who knows? It's [...]
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[the last lines of dialogue of the last show are [...]
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Ronnie:
[to George]
I've been living a lie.
Geo [...]
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Girlfriend:
You're insane.
Jerry:
Oh yes, quite [...]
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George Costanza:
Here's the outlet.
Slippery Pe [...]
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Jerry:
Where's Marcy?
George Costanza:
She went [...]
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Susan Biddle Ross:
I don't see why you can't jus [...]
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Jerry:
Your back hurts because of your wallet. I [...]
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[George sees two women holding hands]
George Co [...]
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[George is eating all the shrimp]
Riley:
Hey Ge [...]
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George Costanza:
I lie every second of the day. [...]
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George Costanza:
We think it was Saddam Hussein, [...]
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George Costanza:
Why are you home? You're suppos [...]
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Newman:
I propose... AN ALLIANCE.
Jerry:
An all [...]
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George Costanza:
I gotta call Elaine.
Jerry:
Sh [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
You're wasting your life.
George [...]
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[Elaine is trying to put a store out of business [...]
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Elaine:
I got shooshed during Desperado.
Jerry: [...]
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George Costanza:
I don't even like to use urinal [...]
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Jerry:
Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it w [...]
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George Costanza:
I'm 33 years old; I haven't out [...]
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George Costanza:
No, that's pie country. They do [...]
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[George is thinking of starting his own charity] [...]
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Jerry:
[to Newman]
I'll do it. For whatever it t [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
See? This is why you need a fax ma [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Do you have any idea how much time [...]
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Jerry:
You know, it's so nice when it happens go [...]
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Jerry:
Ah, you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer:
Am I? Or [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st.. [...]
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George Costanza:
I don't think I've ever been to [...]
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[George's new self-appointed nickname is T-Bone] [...]
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Elaine:
You were born in Italy?
Frank Costanza: [...]
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George Costanza:
Why don't you find a doctor tha [...]
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Frank Costanza:
[yelling]
Serenity now. Serenity [...]
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[about George's Gortex coat]
Cosmo Kramer:
You' [...]
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Kruger:
The head has been smoothed down to the s [...]
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Jerry:
Yada, Yada, Yada.
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Elaine:
Well, I'm going to hell.
Jerry:
That se [...]
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[last lines]
Jerry:
All right, hey, you've been [...]
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Jerry:
I don't know if it's possible, but could [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
You ever dream in 3-D? It's like t [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
Do you ever get down on your kn [...]
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D
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Elaine:
You know, just admitting that another ma [...]
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D
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[staff meeting at J. Peterman; Anna, one of Elai [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
I like DeSoto.
Jerry:
DeSoto? [...]
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Elaine:
Why does everything have to be so... jok [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
That's a lotta potatoes.
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D
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Jerry:
I prefer to do my own material.
Cosmo Kr [...]
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Jerry:
We're not gay. Not that there's anything [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
I'll tell ya, if I could do it ove [...]
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D
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[about Festivus]
Cosmo Kramer:
What do you use [...]
|
D
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Elaine:
Okay, what's your answer to number 74?
[...]
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[George's parents are getting a divorce]
Jerry: [...]
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Jerry:
You know it's a very interesting situatio [...]
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[Kramer is playing opera music on Jerry's stereo [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
I got news for you: handicapped pe [...]
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[discussing George's ATM code]
Jerry:
Oh, come [...]
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Jerry:
I think that's what's good for the goose [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
You know you're not supposed to br [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
[talking about his whale expedi [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
You're really moving to Califor [...]
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D
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[talking about being on the dating scene]
Estel [...]
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[Kramer walks in with cigars]
Cosmo Kramer:
Hey [...]
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[George is on his hands and knees, looking for c [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
I got to go home and take a nap [...]
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Jerry:
Have ya been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? [...]
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George Costanza:
I have to have my tonsils taken [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Say you got a big job interview, a [...]
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Jerry:
You wouldn't it broccoli even if it was d [...]
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Babu Bhatt:
You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad ma [...]
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[everybody at Kruger is exchanging Christmas gif [...]
|
D
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Woman:
I started riding these trains in the fort [...]
|
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[Kramer starts the Peterman Reality Tour]
Georg [...]
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George Costanza:
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I [...]
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George Costanza:
I'm the bad boy. I've never bee [...]
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Jerry:
Boy, you sure do have a lot of friends, h [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
What're you starting with me for? [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Congradulations!
Some woman:
What [...]
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Jerry:
You're giving up that easily?
Newman:
I [...]
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Jerry:
Oh, by the way, Newman, I'm just curious, [...]
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Jerry:
I bruised my lip. I was drinking a cel ra [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
You'll be the world's first pirate [...]
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[George peed in a public shower]
George Costanz [...]
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[explaining why Elaine won't be accompanying him [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
You know Darren, if you would have [...]
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D
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David Puddy:
Feels like an Arby's night.
|
D
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Elaine:
[about to get a rabies shot]
Will this h [...]
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Jerry:
[as Kramer is miming emotions]
Well, what [...]
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D
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Newman:
You see, certified mail is always regist [...]
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D
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Jerry:
[about to go watch an operation]
Let's wa [...]
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D
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Girlfriend:
Unfortunately, I didn't have a partn [...]
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D
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[Jerry's kitchen is full of sausages]
Jerry:
Wh [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Boy, these pretzels are makin' me [...]
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[George wants the nickname "T-Bone"]
George Cos [...]
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George Costanza:
I ate that entire platter. Had [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Yo Yo Ma.
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D
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Elaine Benes:
Perhaps there's more to Newman tha [...]
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[George is planning to name his 1st child "Seven [...]
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D
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Dean Jones:
Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, [...]
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[Kramer has an intern]
Intern:
Mr. Newman on li [...]
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D
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Telemarketer:
Hi, would you be interested in swi [...]
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Jerry:
That... is one magic loogie.
|
D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, we're talking to Elaine Bene [...]
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George Costanza:
What kind of a person are you? [...]
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Marlene:
I can't be with someone if I don't resp [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
They gave me my own personal Ra [...]
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D
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Jerry:
Patty wants me to be more emotional and e [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
You're becoming one of the glitter [...]
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D
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Jerry:
Is that your "chicken" making all that no [...]
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Jerry:
[George comes out of the doctor's office [...]
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D
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Jerry:
What are you saying?
Elaine:
I'm not say [...]
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D
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Frank Costanza:
I have been performing feats of [...]
|
D
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Jerry:
You know, I don't get it. Since when are [...]
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D
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Elaine:
[after seeing an employee remove a "Vinc [...]
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D
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Jerry:
This woman's completely ignoring me.
Cos [...]
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D
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Jerry:
[about David Puddy]
Elaine, you always ca [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
What gives you pleasure?
Jerry [...]
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D
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Elaine:
[grabs George's wig]
I DON'T LIKE THIS T [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Keith Hernandez!
Newman:
Keith He [...]
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Mr. Lippman:
It's come to my attention that you [...]
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Gary Fogel:
Good for you, Jack!
|
D
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[Kramer is watching Jeopardy! and getting every [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
Come on, Jerry, you know how th [...]
|
D
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[phone rings and George's answering machine come [...]
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D
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[At the diner]
George Costanza:
Are you going t [...]
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D
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Frank Costanza:
George, festivus is your heritag [...]
|
D
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[Jerry's on the phone with the cops]
Jerry:
But [...]
|
D
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Cosmo Kramer:
...that ball goes sailing up into [...]
|
D
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Cushman:
Why don't you tell me about some of you [...]
|
D
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Elaine:
Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry:
Yeah, they'r [...]
|
D
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Cosmo Kramer:
[lighting up a cigarette, talking [...]
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D
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Jerry:
[Jerry, & George are talking at the bar. [...]
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D
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[Kramer wants to watch a video in Jerry's apartm [...]
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D
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Elaine:
Jerry, it's B.O.
Jerry:
But the whole c [...]
|
D
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[repeated lines]
Newman:
Hello, Jerry.
Jerry:
[...]
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[Tim Whatley converted to Judaism]
Jerry:
Don't [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
[singing to himself to tune of [...]
|
D
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Jerry:
Are you sure you want to get married? I m [...]
|
D
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Jerry:
You see, Elaine, the key to eating a blac [...]
|
D
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[repeated line]
Jerry:
But I don't *wanna* be a [...]
|
D
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Lloyd Braun:
You know, you should tell your dad [...]
|
D
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[At Tim Whatley's party]
Elaine:
This place is [...]
|
D
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[George has talked his girlfriend Audrey into ge [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
I was free and clear. I was liv [...]
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D
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Jerry:
Why are you buttering your face?
Cosmo K [...]
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D
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Russell Dalrymple:
So, what have you guys come u [...]
|
D
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George Costanza:
It's just that it's been so lon [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine [...]
|
D
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Jerry:
[to George]
You, my friend, have crossed [...]
|
D
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[Jerry nearly drowns the pool guy]
Elaine:
How [...]
|
D
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Jerry:
So, did they get tired of Koko yet?
Geor [...]
|
D
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Jerry:
I hear that all the time.
Elaine:
What? [...]
|
D
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George Costanza:
[talking about Eldridge's ordea [...]
|
D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes d [...]
|
D
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George Costanza:
In high school it was always "B [...]
|
D
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George Costanza:
You could always move in with m [...]
|
D
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Mr. Lager:
Well , we've discussed this, here's t [...]
|
D
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George Costanza:
You're gonna over-dry your laun [...]
|
D
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[George collides with an Andrea Doria survivor]
[...]
|
D
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Cosmo Kramer:
I was returning some pants. I took [...]
|
D
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George Costanza:
Well, I heard a noise.
Jerry:
[...]
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D
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George Costanza:
There is no bigger loser than m [...]
|
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Milosh:
Another point for Milosh!
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Aldon Benes:
Which one's supposed to be the funn [...]
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George Costanza:
So I tell her, 'I think I shoul [...]
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[Kramer and Morty are running for Condo Presiden [...]
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Jerry:
Looking at cleavage is like looking at th [...]
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Newman:
Just remember, when you control the mail [...]
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Jerry:
Who knows where she gets any of those los [...]
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Mr. Peterman:
Elaine, up until a few minutes ago [...]
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Uncle Leo:
Jerry... H E L L O
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[Knock on door]
Jerry:
[opens door, and sees th [...]
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Elaine:
It's the pinky toe, what do we need it f [...]
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George Costanza:
[seeing Elaine's dance at an of [...]
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[George is wearing a toupee]
Elaine:
YOU'RE BAL [...]
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[Stand-up on birthdays]
Jerry:
All you did was [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Jerry, I know myself. And if I'm o [...]
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Izzy Mandelbaum, Izzy Mandelbaum Jr.:
[Mandel [...]
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George Costanza:
I'm a great quitter. It's one o [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
I'm on the Mexican, woah oh oh, ra [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, our rickshaw is gone. We str [...]
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George Costanza:
You know I always wanted to pre [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
They're trying to screw with your [...]
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George Costanza:
Divorce is always hard. Especia [...]
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George Costanza:
But I really want to leave my m [...]
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[Elaine tries to convince Joel Rifkin to change [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[phone rings, Kramer picks up the [...]
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Jerry:
You with these too?
George Costanza:
I j [...]
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Jerry:
No, George. She's coming over and not cle [...]
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George Costanza:
Jerry, just remember, it's not [...]
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Jerry:
[Kramer has just returned from baseball f [...]
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[Kramer wants to use George's car to rescue a "p [...]
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[repeated line]
Jerry:
That's a shame.
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George Costanza:
Why do they make the condom pac [...]
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Priest:
[Jerry is in a confessional booth]
Tell [...]
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[talking about his love of the word "manure"]
G [...]
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Jerry:
[imitates his girlfriends' bellybutton]
H [...]
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Jerry:
You know, I never expected that movie... [...]
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George Costanza:
Do women know about shrinkage? [...]
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Jerry:
George, I am loving this no wallet thing. [...]
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Jerry:
People don't just bump into each other an [...]
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George Costanza:
You're killing independent Geor [...]
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Elaine:
You know what your problem is? Your stan [...]
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[Elaine, George and Jerry are going to see Plan [...]
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[Jerry is dating a gymnast]
Cosmo Kramer:
Jerry [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[open's Jerry's door]
Hey, come on [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
I thought you said she stinks.
Je [...]
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George Costanza:
I'll sniff out a deal. I have a [...]
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George Costanza:
You've got to apologize.
Jerry [...]
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Jerry:
[to Elaine]
See... I have two friends. Yo [...]
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Noel:
I am breaking up with YOU.
George Costanz [...]
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Jerry:
Oh, this is interesting...
Elaine:
What? [...]
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George Costanza:
I'm speechless. I have no speec [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
You know, they botched my vasectom [...]
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[Kramer's face is haggard from smoking]
Jerry:
[...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[toasting]
Here's to feeling good [...]
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George Costanza:
I was raised to say 'God bless [...]
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[Kramer is putting butter on his face]
Jerry:
W [...]
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Jerry:
Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo! [...]
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Elaine:
Is it possible I'm not as attractive as [...]
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George Costanza:
I don't even like Drake.
Jerry [...]
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Jerry:
[in a gym with old equipment]
Is this a g [...]
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George Costanza:
You ask me to have lunch, tell [...]
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George Costanza:
I don't like when a woman says, [...]
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[Kramer is modeling for a bachelor auction]
Ela [...]
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Elaine:
[about Newman]
Maybe he's an enigma, a m [...]
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Jerry:
Cinnamon. It should be on tables in resta [...]
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George Costanza:
It became very clear to me sitt [...]
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[after Kramer tells everyone he is dating a lesb [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, I've got gonorrhea.
Elaine: [...]
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Elaine:
David and I will not get back together. [...]
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Morty Seinfeld:
We just came for the funeral.
H [...]
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Jerry:
Hello, 911? How are ya?
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George Costanza:
I've driven women to lesbianism [...]
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Frank Costanza:
My George isn't clever enough to [...]
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Jerry:
So you're upset that this bizarre carpet [...]
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Frank Costanza:
Let me understand, you got the h [...]
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George Costanza:
I love the mirror in that bathr [...]
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Jerry:
A house in the Hamptons?
George Costanza [...]
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[George is buying a wig]
Jerry:
Why don't you j [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Little Jerry is a lean, mean pecki [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Is this oak?
Mr. Lager:
Think it' [...]
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[Looking at Elaine's Christmas card (photo by Kr [...]
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Jerry:
So your saying UNICEF is a scam?
Cosmo K [...]
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George Costanza:
Don't get worked up, because yo [...]
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Katya:
In my country, they speak of a man so vir [...]
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George Costanza:
[upset]
Now because of that stu [...]
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Cushman:
I gotta tell you, you are the complete [...]
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George Costanza:
You know, in the cab on the way [...]
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[Elaine is trying to prove that Jerry always bre [...]
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Jerry:
Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bou [...]
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George Costanza:
Why would I spend seven dollars [...]
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Jerry:
Trouble!
Elaine:
What?
Jerry:
George.
[...]
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[after a long discussion about Pez]
George Cost [...]
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George Costanza:
[about a nice, new apartment th [...]
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George Costanza:
She's got a little Marissa Tome [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
The cat - mmrrrooowwwrr - is out o [...]
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Jerry:
I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley [...]
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Jerry:
Oh right, the new job. How is it?
George [...]
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Elaine:
A gigolo? Did I drive you to this kind o [...]
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George Costanza:
And I got a job interview. It's [...]
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Jerry:
I don't even want to talk about it anymor [...]
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George Costanza:
Oh, see? that's why I don't hav [...]
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George Costanza:
I answered a personals ad from [...]
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Jackie Chiles:
[speaking at a rapid clip, about [...]
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George Costanza:
I want to make a good entrance. [...]
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[driving in heavy traffic]
Cosmo Kramer:
Well, [...]
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[At a health club, in the sauna, Kramer is hot a [...]
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[Jerry notices an art book on the table]
Jerry: [...]
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George Costanza:
A beautiful, successful, intell [...]
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D
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Jerry:
[to Elaine]
And yet, we've discovered ano [...]
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D
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Jackie Chiles:
You fool. You're having her try t [...]
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George Costanza:
The sea was angry that day, my [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, well I'll tell ya, she's a f [...]
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George Costanza:
[George rushes into Jerry's apa [...]
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Rental Car Agent:
Would you like insurance?
Jer [...]
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[as a bomb-defusing robot approaches a Godzilla [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
You want to get outta here? Here's [...]
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Jerry:
I don't trust the guy. I think he regifte [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
And as punishment, I should get [...]
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Jerry:
I had a dream last night that a hamburger [...]
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Elaine:
Well, you know, I... I have watched Pete [...]
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Elaine:
I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm n [...]
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David Puddy:
[to Elaine]
I'll be back. We'll mak [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
Who buys an umbrella anyway? Yo [...]
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D
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Jerry:
You got the job?
George Costanza:
Jerry, [...]
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Jerry:
You will be stunned.
Elaine:
Stunned by [...]
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Jerry:
I'm not wearing the fur coat.
Cosmo Kram [...]
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[George is munching on pretzels from a bag]
Cos [...]
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Dr. Sarah Sitarides:
Wow, restaurant. Flowers... [...]
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[in Jerry's apartment]
Jerry:
Why did you have [...]
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[Jerry got his dad a shirt that says "#1 Dad"]
[...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Hoochie Mama.
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D
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George Costanza:
George is gettin' upset!
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Cosmo Kramer:
Jerry, why would I, a Juliard trai [...]
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Jerry:
So how's the fornicating gourmet?
George [...]
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Frank Costanza:
I am not allowing my wife to dat [...]
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[Susan has become a lesbian]
George Costanza:
A [...]
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Jerry:
It's Jerry. Who's this?
Valerie:
It's Va [...]
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[Kramer has a vanity plate, "Assman", and parks [...]
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D
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[Elaine comes in wearing Mayan clothes]
Jerry:
[...]
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Jerry:
Boy, a little too much chlorine in that g [...]
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Jerry:
But are you still master of your domain? [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
I bought a chicken.
George Costan [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
It's a Festivus miracle.
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[pretending they haven't seen each other in year [...]
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Jerry's girlfriend:
I'm sorry, but I can't be wi [...]
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Newman:
[to rickshaw pullers]
Ok, bring it down [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[being attacked by a man throwing [...]
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Izzy Mandelbaum:
Your son's pretty funny, Morty. [...]
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Annoying Woman In Movie Theatre:
So I got home.. [...]
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Jerry:
It didn't do me any good either! That ben [...]
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[two noisy people behind him in cinema]
Corinne [...]
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Elaine:
Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has [...]
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Jerry:
Well, maybe Kruger wasn't for you.
Georg [...]
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Elaine:
Married women don't "get together". They [...]
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George Costanza:
So, did you get your new plates [...]
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Jerry:
So we're gonna make the Post Office pay f [...]
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[Jerry is checking out an upper-class apartment] [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Just tell him you don't want to do [...]
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George Costanza:
Maybe if he could see me with s [...]
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George Costanza:
I flew too close to the sun on [...]
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[a bomb-diffusing robot opens a drawer in George [...]
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D
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Mr. Ross:
I don't think there's any greater trag [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
So you really think Morgan thin [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
[Kramer just had a seizure]
What h [...]
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[Jerry takes Newman's mail route so Newman can g [...]
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[at a New York Marathon party]
Jerry:
[discussi [...]
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[Jerry cries for the first time]
Jerry:
What is [...]
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Cosmo Kramer:
Human, it's human to be moved by a [...]
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D
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Jerry:
I can't take it anymore! She's driving me [...]
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D
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Jerry:
[On phone]
Hello?
Elaine:
So how's it go [...]
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D
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Frank Costanza:
Many Christmas' ago, I went to b [...]
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D
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Jerry:
Kramer, I can't do that. It's illegal.
C [...]
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D
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[George is talking about himself in the third pe [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
All my life, I've wanted to mak [...]
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Elaine:
[walking over to a party at a Chinese re [...]
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D
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Jerry:
George Costanza... Is getting *married*! [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
[Kramer is describing George's han [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Somewhere in this hospital, the an [...]
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D
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[repeated line]
Jerry:
That's a shame.
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D
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George Costanza:
[Kramer has just vomited on Sus [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
[referring to the mystery of hi [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
[while waiting in a restaurant, [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
And to think I'd fail at failin [...]
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D
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[about Elaine dating Puddy]
Cosmo Kramer:
She's [...]
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D
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[Answering the phone]
Jerry:
If you know what h [...]
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D
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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, more bad news Jerry. You kno [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
I love you, Jer.
Jerry:
Right [...]
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Elaine:
Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen The Ome [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
What about being a sports comme [...]
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[Kramer covers himself in butter]
Cosmo Kramer: [...]
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D
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Telemarketer:
Would you be interested in a subsc [...]
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George Costanza:
Only I could fail at failing. [...]
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D
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Jerry:
1%? They can kiss 1% of my ass.
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D
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Jerry:
To me, the thing about birthday parties i [...]
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Jerry:
Kramer, I never thought I'd say this, but [...]
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Elaine:
[making a toast]
Here's to those who wis [...]
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D
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Ronnie:
I heard you went down to this woman's of [...]
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D
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George Costanza:
You know what this has to do wi [...]
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D
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Jerry:
Why didn't you tell her your code?
Georg [...]
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D
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[George and Kramer are going to test Kramer's bl [...]
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D
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Elaine:
Jerry, Brett said you ran away from him [...]
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D
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Jerry:
[about Newman]
He lives down the street f [...]
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D
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[Elaine's boyfriend is poor]
George Costanza:
W [...]
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[Elaine changes the presets on Puddy's car]
Geo [...]
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