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Richard:
Focus, please.
Lorelai:
I am a camera. [...]
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Fran:
You two look so sad. Would you like a cupc [...]
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Zach:
[sings]
"A mighty fortress is our God, a b [...]
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[Jimmy's girlfriend's daughter, Lily, likes to r [...]
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Emily:
What is that?
Lorelai:
It's a paper clip [...]
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[Kirk is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey Mom. You didn't make it back to the [...]
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Rory:
...I want you to come over here to this dr [...]
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Jess:
Why are you running so fast?
Rory:
Well o [...]
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Rory:
So what do you think?
Dean:
I think you l [...]
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Richard:
[Walking into Dining Room]
Sorry, I lef [...]
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[on swans]
Michel:
I will never go near those f [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I'm studying in there...
Rory:
I [...]
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Michel:
And you must always be extremely careful [...]
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[after Michel has begged Lorelai to take him to [...]
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Dean:
I hear Taylor's a big hip-hop fan.
Rory:
[...]
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Sookie:
Oh, that makes me so mad. And so sad. I' [...]
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[Luke is shoveling Lorelai's walk after they had [...]
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[regarding Lorelai's birthday party]
Rory:
Oh, [...]
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Lorelai:
Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of l [...]
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Lorelai:
Boy, it's cold in here.
Rory:
It's a l [...]
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Paris:
Gandalf the Grey is still falling down th [...]
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Lorelai:
Luke, will you marry me?
Luke:
What? [...]
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Tristan:
You should decorate this thing.
Rory:
[...]
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Emily:
Walk as you babble please.
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Zach:
Dude, Brian's breathing is louder than the [...]
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Kirk:
I have night terrors.
Luke:
Night terrors [...]
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Madeline Lynn:
Judy Garland is trendy?
Paris:
C [...]
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Emily:
Rory, I know you heard a lot of talk abou [...]
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Lorelai:
Someday, when you're a little older, yo [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, is Jackson in the house? Let me he [...]
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Lorelai:
Come on, Rory. We will be going to dinn [...]
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[weeping over the death of Fran Weston]
Miss Pa [...]
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[Lorelai swallows several pills]
Emily:
What ar [...]
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[Luke thinks Lorelai is still dating Jason even [...]
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Emily:
Focus the picture Lorelai.
Lorelai:
It i [...]
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Lorelai:
[while on the phone with each other, Lo [...]
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Lane:
Oh my God, you guys walk fast. I've been c [...]
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Lorelai:
This is amazing chicken, Mom. I mean it [...]
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Luke:
Oh, really? Hanging socks on doors - that' [...]
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[on Paris's relationship with Asher Fleming]
Pa [...]
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Lorelai:
Let's invite everyone.
Sookie:
Everyon [...]
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Paris:
So I told her, 'Look, Missy - '
Rory:
Yo [...]
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Kirk:
[Kirk runs into Lukes Diner yelling]
My gi [...]
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Finn:
Good morning, New Haven! My, you look love [...]
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Lorelai:
[on telephone]
Hi, yes. I was at your a [...]
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Luke:
It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
[...]
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Lorelai:
Ladies never get their own eggrolls. La [...]
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[Lorelai has to model in a charity event for Boo [...]
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Lorelai:
Okay, I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping [...]
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Luke:
[to Lorelai]
I will never, under any circu [...]
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Paris:
We're friends?
Rory:
I'm not sure if the [...]
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Luke:
Look at you. All you need is six dancing p [...]
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Rory:
Hi, I'd like a large caramel macchiato wit [...]
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[Lorelai is avoiding her parents after they foun [...]
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Bootsy:
You a Leo?
Lorelai:
No.
Bootsy:
Thank [...]
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Rory:
Here's the gin. It's brown, right?
Lorela [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh man. Smell this.
Rory:
What?
Lorel [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, how many margaritas is too many ma [...]
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Lorelai:
What in Lucifer's reach is my mother do [...]
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Lorelai:
[after talking to her mother on her cel [...]
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Paris:
You lost my number?
Jamie:
Nope, I memor [...]
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Rory:
Ishkabibble.
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Lane:
[upset and exasperated with the results of [...]
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Jess:
Excuse me Edgar Bergin, I think I'd like C [...]
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Louise:
It's just a contest, Paris. It's not lik [...]
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Logan:
You can do anything. You just have to bel [...]
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Lorelai:
I swear, there is nothing in the world [...]
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Rory:
What's with the carrots?
Lorelai:
I was a [...]
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Jess:
Hey, if you're going to get all Ward Cleav [...]
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Jess:
So we just sit on a bench or stare at our [...]
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Rory:
Janet's out jogging so I don't know what s [...]
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Rory:
[at town meeting, during the town-troubado [...]
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Rory:
Where's mom?
Luke:
Looking for coffee.
R [...]
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Rory:
[Logan just called Rory his "girlfriend" f [...]
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Lorelai:
Boy, you'd think love songs are all you [...]
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Dean:
Wanna hammer something?
Rory:
Always. [...]
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Lane:
I guess I kind of overreacted.
Rory:
Kind [...]
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Rory:
[She is being stared at in the diner]
I fe [...]
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Rory:
When are you going to let your parents kno [...]
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Richard:
His head is shaped like a football.
Em [...]
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[Lorelai's having Rory]
Young Lorelai:
Okay, th [...]
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Lorelai:
She's making cocoa 'cause you gave her [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh, hi. You really like my table don't [...]
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Richard:
How's he supposed to... after being out [...]
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Rory:
I can't even open my eyes.
Lorelai:
That' [...]
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Jess:
Hi.
Rory:
Hey.
Jess:
Hi.
Lorelai:
Hi.
[...]
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Rory:
Please, don't walk away like that.
Dean:
[...]
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Mrs. Kim:
Boys don't like funny girls.
Rory:
No [...]
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Lane:
The very concept of childbirth is vaguely [...]
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Kirk:
What time is it?
Luke:
I'm not going to t [...]
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Rory:
Whoa, Logan, where are we going? Slow down [...]
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Lorelai:
Do you know how to make coffee?
Christ [...]
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Luke:
[rushing to leave the diner so he can remo [...]
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Luke:
You're gonna need a hospital, Taylor.
Lor [...]
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Luke:
We're out of food.
Lorelai:
Oh, please, w [...]
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Rory:
So I was thinking that maybe we could move [...]
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Kyon:
What are we doing here?
Lane:
I've tried [...]
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Luke:
Red meat kills, enjoy.
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Emily:
You were on the phone?
Richard:
Long dis [...]
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Sookie:
What's going on?
Lorelai:
Michel's gonn [...]
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[Lorelai and Rory arrive late to the town meetin [...]
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[Max and Lorelai are talking on the phone, Max i [...]
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Rory:
Let's just play it cool.
Jess:
Hey, I'm F [...]
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Lorelai:
Brazzlefrat.
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Rory:
So, is this party Grandma's having going t [...]
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Lorelai:
I need you, Dean. The team needs you.
[...]
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[Lorelai and Luke are discussing Rory and her ne [...]
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[At Richard and Emily's vow-renewal ceremony]
L [...]
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Paris:
I can't do this.
Rory:
What?
Paris:
Dat [...]
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Madeline Lynn:
Paris has gone bye-bye.
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Lorelai:
Luke, um, that's not a bed, that's a ra [...]
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Paris:
I pierced my nose. And within an hour of [...]
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[Kirk's planning the annual Stars Hollow Firelig [...]
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Rory:
Taylor thinks I'm casing the place. Like I [...]
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Dave:
You're drunk.
Lane:
No, I'm... am I?
Dav [...]
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Michel:
Are you sure it wasn't another Michel?
[...]
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Lorelai:
You know, if I was in a rock band touri [...]
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Luke:
[Luke is buying self-help books but doesn' [...]
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Lorelai:
How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM [...]
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Lorelai:
Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we li [...]
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Lorelai:
I am a grown woman.
Rory:
Says the wom [...]
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[regarding Kirk]
Rory:
He was always a cat pers [...]
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Lorelai:
So, I think I'm in touch with the other [...]
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Lorelai:
Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy [...]
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Lane:
How are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk:
Great. I'm [...]
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Taylor:
"The Last Supper" cannot be funky.
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Dave:
Wow, you run really quiet.
Lane:
Sorry, I [...]
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Lorelai:
How ya doing there, champ?
Rory:
Early [...]
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Lorelai:
Rory, we're home.
Richard:
Lorelai, yo [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh! One of them has seen Ghostbusters a [...]
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Rory:
That's great. Isn't that great, Mom?
Lore [...]
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Lorelai:
I need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Soo [...]
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[after Logan's prank in front of her class]
Ror [...]
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Lorelai:
It's not funny, it's bad. I have to see [...]
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Christopher:
Move to California. That's what I d [...]
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Lorelai:
So, apparently, I'm now the Reigning Lo [...]
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Luke:
Maybe one place wasn't so bad.
Lorelai:
O [...]
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Luke:
What was wrong with that place?
Jess:
It [...]
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Jason:
And trust me: nothing bonds two businessm [...]
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Lorelai:
[Rory wants Lorelai to have a separate [...]
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[about new school]
Rory:
One of the girls alrea [...]
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Young Christopher:
Let's celebrate.
Young Lorel [...]
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Paris:
I didn't get into Harvard. I had SEX, but [...]
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Emily:
I did not steal your father, I simply gav [...]
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Emily:
Champagne, anyone?
Lorelai:
Oh, that's f [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, maybe that's the Town Loner's poin [...]
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Richard:
Lorelai, this is just beautiful. It's l [...]
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Rory:
[about Emily wanting to see other men]
Wha [...]
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Jess:
Romeo and Juliet had warring families and [...]
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Rory:
Run around the block.
Lane:
Why?
Rory:
I [...]
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Jackson:
Sookie, I'm serious, I'm moving in.
So [...]
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Christopher:
This town is like one big outpatien [...]
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Lorelai:
I just broke up with someone.
Luke:
Ye [...]
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Lorelai:
Well, as Maid of Honor, if you're not t [...]
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[looking at baby Rory]
Christopher:
She's prett [...]
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[Sookie is getting ready to go on her first date [...]
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Emily:
You're having a baby - do you know that, [...]
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Colin:
I'm Colin. And this is Finn. And you are? [...]
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Rory:
Can we not say the word college for at lea [...]
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Lorelai:
Like sands through the hourglass, so ar [...]
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Emily:
You brought us used dessert?
Lorelai:
It [...]
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Emily:
I guess it must be present time.
Rory:
Y [...]
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Kirk:
If you'll just follow me, I would like to [...]
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Rory:
Solidarity sister.
Lorelai:
Ya Ya.
Rory: [...]
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Emily:
You have the word "Juicy" on your rear en [...]
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Luke:
You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai: [...]
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Lorelai:
Are you going to kiss me now? You are s [...]
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Lorelai:
So, where are you now?
Luke:
I'm about [...]
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Lorelai:
What, did you break into our house, you [...]
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Rory:
[into phone]
And then he showed up with a [...]
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Paris:
Ladies, thank you for seeing me. I know y [...]
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Emily:
I'm sure he would have appreciated having [...]
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Rory:
I'll tell all the ladies what a stud you a [...]
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Lorelai:
'Mom, I'm getting married.' I'm an idio [...]
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Richard:
If my wife wants the first cup of tea, [...]
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Lorelai:
[to Rory]
You've got Bambi voice.
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Luke:
Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess:
Tha [...]
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Lorelai:
That's the *last* time I buy anything j [...]
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Lorelai:
[to Luke]
I've seen you swimming at the [...]
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Jess:
You're having your vertical "From Here To [...]
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Paris:
[talking to her maid in Portuguese about [...]
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Rory:
Dean... wait!
Dean:
Why?
Rory:
Because.. [...]
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Lorelai:
Uh oh. Jackson's got that panicked "my [...]
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[Luke is trying to subtly flirt with Lorelai at [...]
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Rory:
So you did read this before.
Jess:
Yeah, [...]
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Rory:
You're lying.
Lorelai:
I'm being mysterio [...]
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Rory:
You know, you always make me tell you what [...]
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[Emily found a sequined vest in Richard's closet [...]
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Lorelai:
And people can evolve together, don't y [...]
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Lorelai:
Schooch down now and go to sleep.
[she [...]
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Lorelai:
Past graduates. Henry James-isn't that [...]
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Lorelai:
Okay, don't concentrate too hard. Boys [...]
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Lorelai:
Ugh, Rory, my brain is full. It has rea [...]
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Lorelai:
I thought inviting those girls out woul [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
[talking to relative at a Kim wedding] [...]
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Rory:
[when Rory, Paris, and Lane are all having [...]
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Jackson:
The rate I have children is between me [...]
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[Lorelai is organizing a wedding at the Independ [...]
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Lorelai:
Don't study so much that you get brilli [...]
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Lorelai:
What about Paris, does she ever sleep? [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh, but I got here early and there was [...]
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Rory:
Asher Flemming is dead.
Marty:
In bed?
R [...]
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Michel:
[about Paris]
She's back! She's coming b [...]
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Lorelai:
I miss Max.
Rory:
I know.
Lorelai:
I [...]
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Rory:
Please, just tell me why you're here.
Dea [...]
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Rory:
Okay, I am planning this wedding without y [...]
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Lorelai:
[on Michel]
He's snarky.
Sookie:
And s [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, you didn't wake me up.
Rory:
I se [...]
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Michel:
[Sookie wants Michel to choose a cookie] [...]
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Lorelai:
[walking into Luke's diner]
Give me a b [...]
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Luke:
Jess, you can't just shove a girl in a clo [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, Kirk, discover a new freaky fetish [...]
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Rory:
[reading titles of travel books]
"Selected [...]
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Luke:
[talking about a partner for the dance mar [...]
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[Lorelai has had to throw Emily an impromptu bac [...]
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Luke:
I'm closing down the diner for a couple of [...]
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[Rory has just met Paul, a younger man Lorelai o [...]
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Rory:
[to Lorelai]
What am I doing? I'm ranting. [...]
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Sookie:
No more pork!
Lorelai:
Ah, finally, som [...]
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Principal:
...And five hundred baseballs have su [...]
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Emily:
What can we do in a bathroom?
Lorelai:
M [...]
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Marty:
[Rory missed breakfast]
Well, hey, you wa [...]
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Richard:
Now, did anyone ever to tell you to pic [...]
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Emily:
I *just* found out that Sookie is pregnan [...]
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Lorelai:
Wow. Harvard is over 300 years old.
Ro [...]
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Paris:
For example, I can instantly deduce that [...]
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Rory:
You know, it sucks that after all these ye [...]
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[Having moved into the pool house, Richard now h [...]
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Rory:
Agh, my shoes.
Lorelai:
You don't need sh [...]
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Emily:
Well, I had this wonderful idea. Christop [...]
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Luke:
Why can't you respect the rules of my dine [...]
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Logan:
Rory, you're special.
Rory:
Like "stop-e [...]
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Lorelai:
You ruined my joke.
Rory:
Um, no, the [...]
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Luke:
Wait, you need keys.
Jess:
No I don't.
[ [...]
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Lorelai:
Ugh. There have been very few moments i [...]
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Paris:
I could really call you?
Lorelai:
Anytim [...]
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[Lorelai's parents walk into the Inn]
Lorelai:
[...]
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Lane:
Hi.
Dave Rygalski:
Hi, and hi.
Lane:
Uh, [...]
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D
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Lorelai:
Okay, I think we just found the first r [...]
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Luke:
You go make her stop.
Lorelai:
I'm not go [...]
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Paris:
Pack up the chastity belt, Gilmore. You'r [...]
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Lorelai:
[upon entering the church]
Would it kil [...]
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Lorelai:
Someone hit you with a pretty stick. [...]
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Luke:
The truth hurts.
Lorelai:
No, you know wh [...]
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Luke:
When did that become acceptable? In the ol [...]
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[Kirk is preparing for a date, and wants to get [...]
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Lorelai:
I do know that Istanbul is Constantinop [...]
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[Rory is supposed to be swiping ID cards for the [...]
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Lorelai:
My life stinks. Hey, let's look into ea [...]
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Dave:
Thank you. You know, my parents would love [...]
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Rory:
I need you, I need you here, I need you no [...]
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Lorelai:
[walking into Luke's diner]
Give me a b [...]
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Richard:
Oh, I hate to see you waste your time. [...]
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Luke:
[bringing their plates to the table]
Hot p [...]
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Jess:
You didn't answer me.
Rory:
About what?
[...]
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Paris:
Fine, if you guys wanna sit around for an [...]
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Kirk:
Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke:
[...]
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Rory:
You have nothing better to do all day, the [...]
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Lorelai:
Tell me a joke.
Rory:
Knock knock.
Lo [...]
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Jess:
Yeah women right, can't live with 'em can' [...]
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[Jess and Rory are walking to that bridge thing [...]
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Luke:
Very romantic.
Lorelai:
Says the man who [...]
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Lorelai:
This is a misogynistic truck.
Luke:
Wh [...]
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Zach:
Hey, you guys are not gonna believe this. [...]
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Michel:
Every day that you breathe you make my l [...]
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Paris:
Sick people freak me out.
Rory:
You're p [...]
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[Advice for Rory to answer the phone]
Lorelai:
[...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right? [...]
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Marty:
[at Asher's wake, hands Rory a plastic cu [...]
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[Rory and Dean try unsuccessfully to arrange a d [...]
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Marty:
Okay. I actually snagged us some caviar. [...]
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Lorelai:
I ate the fuzzy Certs.
Rory:
Gross.
L [...]
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Mia:
The town had a fake murder?
Lorelai:
Yes, [...]
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Taylor:
Breathe in, folks. Smells like fall.
Lu [...]
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Customer:
I've been waiting for 10 minutes!
Luk [...]
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Anna:
[after Rory shooed away two college guys, [...]
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Michel:
Yes, this place is impressive,isn't it? [...]
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Rory:
[talking about Paris]
Can you say crazy an [...]
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Lorelai:
Kirk asked me out.
Rory:
Shut up!
Lor [...]
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Luke:
I didn't kick you out, you got yourself ki [...]
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[Paris is getting concerned about the age differ [...]
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Rory:
Not fair.
Lorelai:
Yes fair. The fairest. [...]
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Lorelai:
Please do not tell me that you are sitt [...]
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Luke:
This is Stars Hollow. You take three left [...]
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Michel:
A group of scientists did a study on rat [...]
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Dave Rygalski:
A few weeks ago you told me that [...]
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Rory:
Oh, look, babies.
Lorelai:
I never wanna [...]
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Lorelai:
Great, fine, do what you want. I guess [...]
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Lorelai:
This is it. She can finally go to Harva [...]
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Andrew:
I'd rather have bird crap fall on my hea [...]
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Lorelai:
It's from my mother.
Rory:
What is it? [...]
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Christopher:
I have to stay up and do a little w [...]
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Lorelai:
[talking to Rory on the phone]
"School [...]
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Michel:
Am I or am I not the head man in charge [...]
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Emily:
I'm sorry. You were on the phone?
Richar [...]
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Rory:
And we get to wear uniforms. No more havin [...]
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Paris:
So do you like your adoptive parents?
Gi [...]
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Jess:
[to Rory]
So are we gonna sing School Hous [...]
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[Jess is eating a sandwich at the dance marathon [...]
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Lorelai:
Can I use the fun cutter thingy?
Luke: [...]
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Kirk:
Well, first I read the sign and then I tri [...]
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Lorelai:
So, let me get this straight. Uh, you a [...]
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Zach:
[the band are talking about new replacemen [...]
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Rory:
She's very up on traffic flow and rush hou [...]
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Jess's New Girfriend:
Hi.
Jess:
Hi.
[they kiss [...]
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Reverend:
The church is exempt from your town st [...]
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Jason:
I didn't know you were so close to your m [...]
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Rory:
Before I knew it, Grandma was telling me h [...]
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Sookie:
[to Lorelai about Luke]
He has had to wa [...]
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Lorelai:
I think I have gangrene.
Rory:
You do [...]
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Rory:
Grandma, I can't believe you found the rec [...]
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Rory:
Mom, you're freaking out.
Lorelai:
Yes, I [...]
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Rory:
How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I [...]
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Rory:
That had all the tact of a Nazi Storm Troo [...]
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Dave:
What we need is a name.
Brian:
I made my [...]
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Rory:
Dean?... Dean, what are you doing here?
D [...]
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Lorelai:
What happened? The reception on the pho [...]
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Paris:
Maybe I shouldn't go. I mean, what if I f [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, what do you know about this town l [...]
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Luke:
[Lorelai is whining because the noisy work [...]
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Rory:
I am dancing, I can not control where my g [...]
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Luke:
[Jess' beeper goes off when Luke visits hi [...]
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Dean:
I gotta place an order.
Jess:
Talk into t [...]
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Dean:
I thought you were interested, but I see y [...]
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Rory:
So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz?
Ric [...]
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Taylor:
First protest, now vandalism. Makes you [...]
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Rory:
[Paris is looking over Rory's shoulder whi [...]
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Lorelai:
No, Mom, I'm shopping for Rory. You're [...]
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Emily:
Oh my God. There was a bench here.
Richa [...]
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Jason:
You're still mad about that.
Lorelai:
I [...]
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Lorelai:
Jason, my mother is a corporate wife. H [...]
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Lorelai:
My mother - she was here. I can feel it [...]
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Taylor:
What if there's a break-up?
Luke:
There [...]
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Lorelai:
Well, I can't take it back to Yale.
Lu [...]
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Kirk:
I love carrot sticks, especially the crink [...]
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Tourist:
Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. [...]
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[Lorelai pulls a shirt from Luke's closet]
Lore [...]
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Lorelai:
Independence Inn.
Emily:
You really sh [...]
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[Emily has purchased a very small "panic room"]
[...]
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[Lorelai and Rory haven't seen each other in a w [...]
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[after Floyd tells the Gilmores that Jason is da [...]
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Rory:
So do you like cake?
Dean:
What?
Rory:
T [...]
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Tobin:
Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel:
I d [...]
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Lorelai:
You lost me at carrots, which was the f [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
Rory [...]
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Taylor:
Could this meeting be more disrupted?
L [...]
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Rory:
When is dinner ready?
Lorelai:
Do I look [...]
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Luke:
I gotta get back to stuffing my turkey.
L [...]
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Michel:
I don't know if anyone has noticed, but [...]
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Emily:
You know, some men retire.
Richard:
Yes, [...]
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Rory:
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
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Jess:
Someone devil-egged my car?
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Rory:
So, is this party Grandma's having going t [...]
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Lorelai:
It's not my fault that yes and Jess rhy [...]
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Lorelai:
I'm going to make out in the coatroom. [...]
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Rory:
Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was awe [...]
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Rory:
The sandwiches are for the dancers.
Jess: [...]
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Lorelai:
Well I'm a leftover girl. I'll just hav [...]
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Christopher:
Who could not like being kissed by [...]
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Emily:
[Emily is trying on clothes]
Look at the [...]
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Tristan:
He likes me.
Rory:
He's drunk.
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Rory:
We go. We look. Hi Yale. Bye Yale. It's ov [...]
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[Logan and Colin storm Rory's class and pretend [...]
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[Emily and Richard have split up]
Emily:
At som [...]
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Lorelai:
Stop saying "mother" like that.
Rory:
[...]
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Luke:
Junkie.
Lorelai:
Angel. You've got wings, [...]
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Rory:
[At a town council meeting]
That woman's s [...]
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Rory:
If we were caught smuggling hash over the [...]
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Emily:
Obviously you have a maid.
Christopher:
[...]
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Natalie:
[to Lorelai]
You have your mother's wit [...]
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Rory:
How was your summer?
Marty:
I met Nicole [...]
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[Emily's friend 'Sweetie' has just passed away]
[...]
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Dean:
We sat down and started reading a book and [...]
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Lorelai:
I love ranting Luke.
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Lorelai:
Okay, I'm just gonna let everyone deal [...]
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Taylor:
I don't get this, people. This man is pr [...]
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Luke:
This is Liz's kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia [...]
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Lorelai:
Are you two completely out of your mind [...]
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Jackson:
I think we should get married.
Sookie: [...]
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Rory:
Who are the rosary beads for?
Lorelai:
Th [...]
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Lorelai:
Boy they keep making that ketchup slowe [...]
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Luke:
Get out, Taylor.
Taylor:
Why?
Luke:
It's [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
Watch it. You break it, you buy it. Te [...]
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Zach:
Hey, Lorelai, get yourself a wink-winker? [...]
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Lorelai:
All right, I should go. I called Luke l [...]
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Lorelai:
[to Rory]
I have to know where you are [...]
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[At the Yale-Harvard football game]
Lorelai:
Oh [...]
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Taylor:
All right, the nays have it. Let the rec [...]
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Luke:
I'm different, I'm a loner.
Lorelai:
Oh n [...]
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Luke:
How about that one?
Lorelai:
Too pale. Pa [...]
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[Lorelai is buying collector's stamps while Luke [...]
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Rory:
How come we don't have a tiki bar?
Lorela [...]
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Luke:
Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from [...]
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Lorelai:
You saved me, I love you, I want to hav [...]
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Rory:
Why aren't you dancing?
Jess:
I'm dancing [...]
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Lorelai:
We disappointed Luke.
Rory:
I didn't t [...]
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Rory:
[playing a video game]
Where'd I go?
Lane [...]
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Rory:
It's a Friday night. We should be out, I d [...]
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Lorelai:
You're my favorite daughter.
Rory:
You [...]
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Sookie:
A child is not a duvet cover. You can't [...]
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Sookie:
I should not be a parent.
Lorelai:
Sook [...]
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Rory:
I can go from zero to studying in less tha [...]
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Emily:
When a woman gives birth to a crack baby [...]
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Tristan:
And she's reading again. How novel.
Ro [...]
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Emily:
I've called several times the past few we [...]
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Paris:
Well, the worst that can happen is that I [...]
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Luke:
[about Lorelei walking into the diner wear [...]
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Rory:
How do you feel?
Lorelai:
I ate tofurkey. [...]
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Taylor:
[Luke won't give out free coffee at the [...]
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Jackson:
I'm going home.
Sookie:
What about the [...]
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Michel:
Mm, how's your arm raise? Good?
Lorelai [...]
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Lorelai:
I don't hate you.
Dean:
No?
Lorelai:
[...]
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Luke:
I'll bring back brownies.
Lorelai:
Ooh, t [...]
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Zach:
Whoa, cool.
Dave:
We all finished at the [...]
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[to Luke]
Lorelai:
Date her, marry her, make he [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, if that's a crack at my housekeepi [...]
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Michel:
People are particularly stupid today. I [...]
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Rory:
Why me?
Paris:
Because people like you. Y [...]
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Luke:
So, back from the ball huh?
Lorelai:
Yes, [...]
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Max Medina:
I don't know if you've realized, but [...]
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Marty:
So, I just bartended this crazy brunch, w [...]
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Brian:
[discussing names for the band]
How about [...]
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[Luke's deceased Uncle Louie is being buried wit [...]
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Lorelai:
Why are we standing here?
Rory:
Becaus [...]
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Lorelai:
Women don't eat at all. They just look [...]
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Lorelai:
I'm gonna have pancakes with a side of [...]
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Sookie:
Call me Belinda, 'cause my lips are seal [...]
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Brad:
Through good times and bad, Chilton formed [...]
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Lorelai:
All those Stars Hollow moms looked alik [...]
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Rory:
A cool B&B?
Lorelai:
Yes.
Rory:
That's l [...]
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Rory:
[on why she doesn't want to date Trevor]
H [...]
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Luke:
Uh, listen, I just want you to know that I [...]
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Lorelai:
Lately I've been having these dark prem [...]
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Lorelai:
My shoe broke! I need you to fix it!
L [...]
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French Businessman:
[walks up to the front desk] [...]
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Lorelai:
Mom, it's just a pretend wedding. J-Lo [...]
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[on the phone]
Lorelai:
Oh, you know what? I ha [...]
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Clara:
Is Jess your real name?
Jess:
Yes.
Clar [...]
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Lorelai:
The freaking Blue Man Group is outside [...]
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Lorelai:
There goes my little girl, off to rule [...]
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Rory:
[to Logan as they enter his house for dinn [...]
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Rory:
[when Paris suddenly appears in front of R [...]
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Luke:
Crazy people. Whole town should be medicat [...]
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[Luke and Lorelai's first real date; they have j [...]
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Lorelai:
Oh, you're gonna have to walk faster th [...]
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Zach:
[singing]
I once was lost, but now am foun [...]
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Marty:
Okay. I remember something about Rome. Ro [...]
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Lorelai:
I want to welcome you to the first annu [...]
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Luke:
You're not a contractor, you're a craftsma [...]
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Lorelai:
Be good. Ooh. Make sure you look in som [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, Luke.
Luke:
I'm in bed. I have te [...]
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Rory:
When's soon?
Lorelai:
When the big hand h [...]
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Rory:
[to Lorelai]
This from a woman with a Hell [...]
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[Luke and Lorelai arrive at Emily and Richard's [...]
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Jess:
I'm just trying to support my town.
Rory: [...]
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[Miss Patty's ballerinas are practising walking [...]
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Michel:
Look, I've had my peace with the fact th [...]
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[turns to Rory and says sarcastically]
Jess:
So [...]
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Rory:
Poor Dean.
Lorelai:
Poor Dean, he has to [...]
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Rory:
But we want to be spontaneous. Jump a trai [...]
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Lane:
Lorelai!
Lorelai:
Hi Lane!
Lane:
You're [...]
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Lorelai:
I really like him, Rory. I can't help i [...]
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["Gilmore Girls: Beginnings" opening narration]
[...]
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Rory:
I have to perform Act Five of "Romeo and J [...]
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Lorelai:
What's that?
Sookie:
That is a vat of [...]
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[Mrs. Kim is angry that Dean has come over unann [...]
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Zach:
Yeah. Dave, you're a Christian. So what? T [...]
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[Lorelai answers her cell phone]
Lorelai:
Hello [...]
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Lorelai:
Okay, so, don't wait up and remember on [...]
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Michel:
There's a man with a funny accent on the [...]
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Richard:
Has anyone ever told you to picture the [...]
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Luke:
Hey, Kirk, what's with the...?
Kirk:
It's [...]
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Sookie:
Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat b [...]
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Michel:
I feel like crap on toast.
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Rory:
Note to self: impulsive definitely does no [...]
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Zach:
Welcome to the SH, bitch.
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Zach:
Brian's been yammering on about germs and [...]
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[while playing a carnival game]
Clara:
Jess can [...]
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Rory:
Yeah, as obvious as a man wearing sunglass [...]
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Lorelai:
God, I'm nervous. Why am I nervous?
Ro [...]
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Rory:
So how was in seeing Max last night?
Lore [...]
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Lorelai:
As soon as they both get tired of sayin [...]
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Luke:
Ow.
Lorelai:
Luke, are you okay?
Luke:
S [...]
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Louise:
Nothing's wrong with her Mary.
Rory:
Ma [...]
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Lorelai:
Mom, Dad, look. I know we've had our di [...]
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Rory:
Do something to make me hate you!
Lorelai [...]
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Rory:
Mom?
Lorelai:
Oh.
Rory:
You're happy.
L [...]
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Rory:
[on phone with Lorelai]
I told you to call [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey, I'm gonna find a ladies room. You [...]
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Lorelai:
Hey. Anywhere?
Luke:
Anywhere.
Lorela [...]
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Mrs. Kim:
[to David, in response to his request [...]
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Lorelai:
Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke:
[...]
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Lorelai:
Well, since you still haven't told me w [...]
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[on Emily's panic room]
Emily:
It'll stop a 9-m [...]
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Emily:
I'm surprised you can eat at this point, [...]
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Lorelai:
You want to devil-egg Jess' car? And ho [...]
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[while studying for exams]
Rory:
Okay. You shou [...]
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[after Rory has been arrested for stealing a yac [...]
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Luke:
I don't even like kids. They always have j [...]
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Lorelai:
I thought all butlers' names were Jeeve [...]
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Dave:
Anyhow, I hadn't seen you in a while, and [...]
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Lorelai:
Have you seen Sookie and Jackson?
Luke [...]
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Luke:
Rory's not here yet.
Lorelai:
Then you'll [...]
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Lorelai:
I would reconsider calling Dean. It's n [...]
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[about the Town Loner]
Luke:
What's he carrying [...]
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Emily:
You have a gentleman friend of significan [...]
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Christopher:
May I have this dance?
Lorelai:
I [...]
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Richard:
I'm going to call that man.
Alan:
Rich [...]
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Sookie:
[petrified]
Uncle Ernie hugged me too lo [...]
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Jackson:
You better be as pathetic as you sound. [...]
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Rory:
Obviously he's met one of those Thursday a [...]
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Luke:
Thank you for not being related to me.
[L [...]
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Luke:
We got nothing of substance done in this m [...]
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Lorelai:
Rory took a break from Yale.
Christoph [...]
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Rory:
Uhh, Barry Manilow.
Lorelai:
Ugh, stop.
[...]
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Lorelai:
You know how on All in the Family when [...]
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Lorelai:
Lane can't quit the band. She has to ge [...]
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[Lorelai is rejoicing over being able to go down [...]
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[Rory tells Lane about her first kiss]
Rory:
Oh [...]
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Lorelai:
I love my little circus freak.
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Sookie:
I got the idea in a dream. I was back in [...]
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Richard:
I'm playing golf with Payton's father t [...]
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Emily:
Lorelai, you almost ran me over.
Lorelai [...]
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Richard:
Lorelai?
Lorelai:
Yes, Dad?
Richard:
[...]
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Lorelai:
[at the town meeting, when everyone is [...]
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[Lorelai is bummed over an argument with Luke an [...]
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Michel:
Well, you know what happens when you ass [...]
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Lorelai:
Aren't baby shower balloons supposed to [...]
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Luke:
Well, Taylor, I'm a two inch kinda guy. [...]
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[Lorelai wants Luke to fire the annoying new guy [...]
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[Luke has hired a new waiter]
Rory:
Oh, my god. [...]
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Luke:
Okay, if I give you my lawyer's name, will [...]
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Kirk:
Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car [...]
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[many alarm clocks go off]
Lorelai:
You are hil [...]
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