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Homer:
Its been three days and my mind is cleare [...]
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Mr Van Houten:
[sighs]
You know why all this hap [...]
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Homer:
I'm a simple man! I love America, and fil [...]
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Professor Frink:
I didn't come here to be heckle [...]
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Cool New Teacher:
This school is a glorified ham [...]
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Homer:
Marge, can I go out and play?
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Marge:
Right, no more TV at all!
Homer:
Marge, [...]
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Homer:
[forseeing the Rapture]
In a World this c [...]
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The Rich Texan:
[after shooting in the air]
Sorr [...]
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Robert Goulet:
Are you sure this is the casino? [...]
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Homer:
Spider poison is people poison?
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Boxing Announcer:
And Drederick Tatum dances a v [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Smithers, get this bedlamite an alien [...]
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Therapist 1:
You're forgetting the boundary betw [...]
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Bart:
[funny noise]
Milhouse:
Ha! You're funny. [...]
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Homer:
Alas, my gastronomic rapacity knows no sa [...]
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Homer:
When you're 18 you're out the door!
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Ranting Streetperson:
Did you ever read "The Old [...]
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Principal Skinner:
[over the school's PA system] [...]
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Lisa:
Dad, just for once don't you want to try s [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Oh, Tuttle's Sunday Trousers!
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Kent Brockman:
Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we [...]
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Jasper:
[Bird-spotting club]
My God, a Pigeon! [...]
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Homer:
They're in the Multi-Purpose Room! They c [...]
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Press:
Where are the bodies?
Dr. Nick Riviera:
[...]
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Milhouse:
[Disguised as Kirk]
I'd like two milks [...]
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Moe:
How can they be playing Quidditch when four [...]
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Bart:
[slapping Lisa]
Don't hit Maggie. She's ju [...]
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Moe:
You know, they say there's someone for ever [...]
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Milhouse:
I'm tired of being a star, it's a sham [...]
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[repeated lines]
Homer:
Shut up, Flanders!
Ned [...]
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Dr. Nick Riviera:
[reading Gray's Anatomy]
My Go [...]
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Mr. Glascock:
This is a great day for me. I thou [...]
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Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Guy:
And the Butch Robots from [...]
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Selma Bouvier:
No resenting us, ever!
Homer:
Th [...]
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Homer:
[Kirk Van Houten's Midlife Crisis]
Ha! He [...]
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[repeated lines]
Mr. Burns:
Who is that man?
W [...]
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Professor Frink:
The Nobel Prize! It must be for [...]
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Bart:
Grampa, everyone's calling me a coward!
G [...]
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Ned Flanders:
[Flanders pours Homer a beer from [...]
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Mayor Quimby:
Remember, if anyone asks, you're m [...]
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Principal Skinner:
It's the only Behaviour Modif [...]
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Homer:
You might not be the smartest guys in the [...]
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Bart:
You don't have to kill me, Bob, I'll proba [...]
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Moe:
[playing the lead of his own spinoff]
I'm s [...]
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Mr. Burns:
[Giving a talk to inspire the school] [...]
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Leonard Nimoy:
What follows are lies, but they a [...]
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Swede:
Joy is but the Shadow pain casts...
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Cashier:
Now there's a conflicted look!
Marge:
[...]
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Jetski Douchebag:
I hate manatees almost as much [...]
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Marge:
[Bart is on Focusin and behaving]
Oh, Bar [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Summon the Shire-Reeve, wake the Bead [...]
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Superintendent Chalmers:
[tractored from behind [...]
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Press:
C'mon, we've got to cook up more Lies! [...]
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Mrs. Krabappel:
[Bart accidentally killed the cl [...]
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Bart:
[filling Skinner's pants with cats and dyn [...]
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Homer:
I hate the modern World and all its crazy [...]
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Kent Brockman:
Tonight we ask "Do Opposites Attr [...]
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Homer:
Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, L [...]
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Lisa:
These are my friends, grown up nerds like [...]
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Strawberry:
We're getting married! Now when he t [...]
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[repeated line]
The Rich Texan:
Yee-haw!
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Lisa:
You're not listening!
The Rich Texan:
I n [...]
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Professor Frink:
According to the Gas Chromatogr [...]
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Otto:
[at the wrong film]
I never realised Briti [...]
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Bart:
Why are we best friends?
Milhouse:
Becaus [...]
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Homer:
You know your problem, Flanders? You're a [...]
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Kent Brockman:
[in front of a mugshot of HRH Que [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
Esquilax!
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Homer:
I see the light... it burns!
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Database:
This is the Life we Chose!
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Lisa:
[environmental presentation]
There will be [...]
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Homer:
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
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Mickey Mouse:
My cartoons weren't good, they wer [...]
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Bill Cosby:
What do you like to play?
Kid:
Pokà [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
Why are the pretty ones always ins [...]
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Dr Hibbert:
We can't fix your heart, but thanks [...]
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Dotty British Uncle:
[Renaissance Costume]
I get [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Whoa, slow down there maestro. There' [...]
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Dr. Nick Riviera:
[flirting at a party]
Sure I'm [...]
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Therapist:
Get down from that bookshelf! Most of [...]
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Mason Fairbanks:
I've dined with the Prince of W [...]
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Principal Skinner:
But how will children learn i [...]
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Homer:
Only a true father would lead his son to [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Bosh! Flimshaw!
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Marge:
Why all the bowling balls?
Homer:
Marge, [...]
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Homer:
Part of being a parent is doing things th [...]
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Barney:
I'm just saying that when we die, there' [...]
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Ned Flanders:
It's like ever since that Barbeque [...]
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Homer:
I have misplaced my pants.
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Bart:
Who says "ersters"?
Homer:
Songwriters wh [...]
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[repeated line]
Bart, Lisa:
AAAAAAH! SIDESHO [...]
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Milhouse:
[sitting in a fighter plane's cockpit [...]
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Mayor Quimby:
[St Patrick's Day]
Oh no! Without [...]
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Ned Flanders:
Hi-diddly-ho, neighbourino!
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Grampa:
What's wrong? Usually I have to wrestle [...]
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Homer:
What do we have children for if not to sa [...]
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Russian Mail Order Bride:
We have alcoholics too [...]
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Homer:
Sanctuary!
Reverend Lovejoy:
Oh, why did [...]
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Al Gore's disembodied Robot Head:
You can't win [...]
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Barfly:
[tries a Flaming Moe]
It tastes great! A [...]
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Crazy Person at the Homeless Shelter:
It was alr [...]
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Beatnik:
How now, brown bureaucrat?
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Bart:
We're rich, Homer! What shall we buy first [...]
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Agnes Skinner:
That's Love, Seymour, and I'm gla [...]
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Professor Frink:
[Homer is a Chiropracter]
Will [...]
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Jasper:
They love you if you can drive.
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Lionel Hutz:
[Monorail criticism]
I could answer [...]
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Kent Brockman:
So I guess you could say this bar [...]
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Homer:
Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a [...]
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Milhouse:
So this is my life. At least I've done [...]
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Bart:
Ay, carumba!
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Mr. Burns:
Bah! Fracking produces enough clean n [...]
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Homer:
TRAPOLINE! TRAMPOLINE! TRAMAMPOLINE!
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Nelson:
I feel like such a tool.
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God:
I don't know what you guys did to Him down [...]
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Homer:
[Comforting]
There, there. Shut up boy. [...]
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Principal Skinner:
[Not happy with the "Puma Pri [...]
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Homer:
[Drunk, to Social Worker]
Look, the thing [...]
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Mrs. Krabappel:
Okay, children, that was the San [...]
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Bart:
What's a Muppet?
Homer:
Well it's not qui [...]
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Dr. Nick Riviera:
This is genuine human hair.
H [...]
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Elf:
Welcome to Santa's Village, where it's Chri [...]
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Homer:
Oh no, Aliens! Well, I suppose you want t [...]
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Liberal Strawman:
Oh the plain and simple facts [...]
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Lionel Hutz:
What's that, a broken leg? Great! [...]
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Homer:
[repeated line]
Homer:
Stupid Flanders! [...]
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Mickey Rooney:
The only soulless thing in Hollyw [...]
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Captain Tenniel:
I don't know if it's the saltwa [...]
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Snorky:
They made me do tricks like a common sea [...]
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Marge:
Sitting that close to the TV is bad for y [...]
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Horst:
[the new German owners of the power plant [...]
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Marge:
Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer:
Fu [...]
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Comic Book Guy:
I've devoted my life to second-r [...]
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Fat Tony:
Take care of him.
Louie:
Do you mean [...]
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Bart:
[Rod and Tod]
When they grow up, people li [...]
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Therapist:
You hate your father, don't you?
Hom [...]
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[repeated line]
Mr. Burns:
Ahoy-hoy?/!
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Marge:
How can an Iron be a Landlord?
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Homer:
[wakes up next to waxwork John Lennon. Wa [...]
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Professor Frink:
I was trying to spare the child [...]
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Homer:
Just give me a ticket.
Lou:
Maybe we don [...]
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Troy McClure:
Ah, sweet lady liquor eases the pa [...]
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Marge:
Okay, you're overstimulated. Let's get so [...]
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[repeated line]
Mr. Burns:
Excellent.
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Lurleen Lumpkin:
Oh Homer, no man has ever been [...]
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[repeated line]
Sideshow Bob:
Hello, Bart.
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[repeated line]
Reverend Lovejoy:
Damn Flanders [...]
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Ned Flanders:
Snake, what would your Momma say i [...]
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Homer:
I love watching Canadian on Canadian Viol [...]
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Moe:
Oh boy, it looks like it's suicide again fo [...]
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Swedish Barman:
[Bart's telephone prank]
If I ev [...]
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Bart:
Dad, I can't believe you're risking my lif [...]
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Milhouse:
Sigh.
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Groundskeeper Willie:
Alright, I've taken all th [...]
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Homer:
[Blundering into the Everyman Casting Ses [...]
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Reverend Lovejoy:
Have you ever thought about on [...]
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Homer:
But Lisa, if this works all Daddy's lies [...]
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Marge:
We don't have room for another child.
Ho [...]
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Pretzel Vendor:
Whenever a Bavarian is not quite [...]
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Homer:
That's just my birthmark, and I'll thank [...]
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Marge:
[Blind date]
Please, don't be a freak.
C [...]
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Lisa:
Sometimes I think I was born into the wron [...]
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Milhouse:
Can't I just have the Surgery?
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Homer:
In America, first you get the sugar, then [...]
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Dr. Nick Riviera:
[treating Mozart]
I can see fr [...]
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Ralph:
Your God is Wrong!
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Bart:
I'm done working. Working is for chumps.
[...]
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Bill Cosby:
You see, I've got to get back on the [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
Book 'em, Lou! One Count of Being [...]
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Lisa:
Wait a minute, how could Frank Grimes have [...]
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Hitchhiker:
[a tad slurred]
Well, I didn't reall [...]
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Homer:
They're DOGS and they're playing POKER! A [...]
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Krusty the Clown:
I'm not the kind of Dad who's [...]
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Homer:
The Brain is so stupid.
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Marge:
[Blanche DuBois]
I thought my life would [...]
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Dr. Nick Riviera:
[watching instructional surger [...]
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Principal Donderlinger:
[remedial Science]
I'm g [...]
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Dr Hibbert:
Look at this Baby! Not a scratch on [...]
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Bart:
Snap out of it! You're Krusty the Clown! O [...]
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Ralph:
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Mr. Burns:
Bolshevism! Sheer Bolshevism! Ripe fo [...]
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Bart:
[junk mail]
Poison the Termites, Gas the T [...]
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Chalkboard:
I will not ask the Careers Guidance [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
Play ball! I got pictures of you, [...]
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Uncle Simpson:
I throw myself in front of cars t [...]
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Marge:
You should probably see a doctor about th [...]
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Mr Van Houten:
He's a good kid, he's just weak! [...]
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Homer:
It's because they're stupid, that's why e [...]
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Homer:
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't m [...]
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Principal Skinner:
Silent Anger! The cornerstone [...]
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Dr Hibbert:
[Simpson and Son's Rejuvenating Toni [...]
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Comic Book Guy:
That was from a Dream Sequence! [...]
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Lisa:
I suppose you could say I'd like to bring [...]
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Principal Skinner:
[Punching the "Bobo Doll" fro [...]
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Homer:
Oh Lisa, your Mother used to suggest ways [...]
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[repeated line]
Krusty the Clown:
Hey-hey, kids [...]
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Bart:
I don't know why I do what I do
[eats a b [...]
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Mrs. Krabappel:
You're going to have a hard life [...]
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Comic Book Guy:
And that is why The Lord of the [...]
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Milhouse:
Mrs Krabappel? How will we know if we [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Smithers, unleash the League of Evil! [...]
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Teacher:
Ugh, Dead Poet's Society has ruined a G [...]
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Kent Brockman:
And that's how a Hippo became a D [...]
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Bart:
With this Broken Leg I'll miss the whole S [...]
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Krusty the Clown:
You, sir, are an idiot.
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Scientist:
Let's not listen.
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Homer:
Which is society's fault because...
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Mrs. Krabappel:
Is this the line to rag on the n [...]
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Marge:
We've got to get you away from these viol [...]
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Narrator:
And so the Trillion Dollar Note was gi [...]
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Ned Flanders' Mother:
[getting Ned some therapy] [...]
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Ned Flanders:
Science is like someone who tells [...]
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Homer:
Did you see the Bubble?
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Ranier Wolfcastle:
The Geek shall inherit the Ea [...]
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Krusty the Clown:
We're going to drop him out of [...]
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Krusty the Clown:
I work like I drink, alone! [...]
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Homer:
Hi Fat Tony! Still in the Mafia?
Fat Ton [...]
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Bart:
Lisa made me do it. She cast a witch's spe [...]
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Lisa:
This family isn't great at recognizing ach [...]
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Care Home Resident:
Take my room-mate away, he's [...]
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Milhouse:
When she sees I'll do anything she ask [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Smithers, release the hounds.
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Moe:
My only friends are the Ghosts that came wi [...]
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Lisa:
[afraid she has the Simpsons' stupidity ge [...]
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Social Worker:
Marge, you medicate your family w [...]
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Kent Brockman:
And I, for one, welcome our insec [...]
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Homer:
You wouldn't understand, Dad, you're not [...]
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Captain McCallister:
All I want is a friend who' [...]
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Sideshow Mel:
[mute baby Stand Up Comedy]
He's t [...]
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Superintendent Chalmers:
I do not belong here! I [...]
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Homer:
Oh, great! Mormons!
Kang:
Actually, we'r [...]
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Cool New Teacher:
Why would you learn that when [...]
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[repeated line]
Marge:
Hrrrrrmmm!
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Homer:
Lousy Smarch weather.
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Bart:
Tell us a story, Grampa, you've led an int [...]
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Care Home Nurse:
[having sabotaged a computer ga [...]
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Marge:
Stick it out, my Mother said, even if you [...]
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Homer:
Your suitcase is kinda light, Lisa.
Lisa [...]
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Kent Brockman:
So, Senator, tell our viewers why [...]
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Principal Skinner:
Today we're doing Coding, mov [...]
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Homer:
Give me learning, Sir, and I will have no [...]
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Mr. Burns:
[repeated line, whenever he forgets H [...]
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Lord Widebottom:
I Know I'm Alive... But why? [...]
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Moe:
William Faulkner could write an exhaust-pip [...]
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Lisa:
First Prize! First Prize!
Bart:
[waking u [...]
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Homer:
What's the matter, can't you afford an ic [...]
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Homer:
[Pinchy is nipped by a crab]
Hey! You don [...]
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Tweedy Fellow:
Oh, my Medication!
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Homer:
Thank you for correcting me, Lisa, people [...]
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Lisa:
I know I'll never be great, but shouldn't [...]
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Homer:
Moe, it seems to me that everytime I drin [...]
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Homer:
If that's your World, I don't want it! [...]
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Dragon:
American Jerks are going Home! Now we sl [...]
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Marge:
[cage-fighting]
I don't want to sound lik [...]
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Mr. Burns:
[after Bart knocks Smithers unconscio [...]
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Homer:
Ahh, now to spend some quality time away [...]
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Assassin:
There is another way to do this, but i [...]
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Italian Pizza Chef:
Mr Hopkins, so sorry, but to [...]
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Bart:
I got a rapid heartbeat from KrustyBrand V [...]
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Agnes Skinner:
You failed, Seymour. What is it w [...]
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Homer:
Now who's stupid!
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The Rich Texan:
[Giving away Santa's Little Help [...]
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Marge:
You can't keep doing this to yourself!
H [...]
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Homer:
[Rock Camp]
I took some pills I found on [...]
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The Rich Texan:
I want you to have my hat. I wor [...]
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Homer:
Don't fill up on vegetables, kids! Save s [...]
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Video Card:
My name is...
Ned Flanders:
Rod!
V [...]
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Average Nuclear Plant Employee:
I am the Angel o [...]
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Homer:
According to this test, you're both idiot [...]
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Homer:
Take that, Lisa's beliefs!
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Marge:
Just when things were at their lowest... [...]
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Nurse:
Dr. Nick, the Coroner would like to see y [...]
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Principal Skinner:
Despite all the Ritalin, Bart [...]
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Moe:
We'll do this the same way they pick the Po [...]
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Homer:
Wait a minute! That's not something peopl [...]
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Intellectual Homer:
[scrawled in blood]
Ontology [...]
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Mr. Burns:
What was I laughing at? Oh, yes, that [...]
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Marge:
Not the swear jar! It's the only thing ho [...]
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Kang:
No Pickle, Butter Brickle.
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Ralph:
Your hair is tall and pretty!
Marge:
Tha [...]
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Homer:
[Lost the kids abroad]
Will you raise my [...]
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[repeated line]
Bart:
Well, I'm bored.
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Teacher:
Mrs Simpson, this is when I have Lunch, [...]
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Homer:
Enough with the Secrets and Lies! It's al [...]
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Evil Minion 1:
Why did you think a Big Balloon w [...]
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Marge:
You don't need friends to be happy! I hav [...]
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Grampa:
I was mainly in it for the spankings! [...]
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Football Commentator:
How did he get those short [...]
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Milhouse:
[Mattress Fort]
Mr Simpson, it smells [...]
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Selma Bouvier:
[Selma's going on a date with Bar [...]
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Homer:
[trying to send Bart off to school with g [...]
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Superintendent Chalmers:
I'm a public servant, S [...]
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Captain McCallister:
You're the boy that does he [...]
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Lisa:
You can't take revenge on an animal! That' [...]
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Homer:
[proud of the Bear patrol]
Not a Bear in [...]
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Homer:
I must have a Guardian Angel.
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Mrs Lovejoy:
[the Parson is coming]
Please try a [...]
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Apu:
[Homer's triple bypass]
Poor Mr. Simpson! I [...]
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Principal Skinner:
[Lisa's President in the Futu [...]
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Satan:
Remember Bart: Lie, Cheat, Steal and list [...]
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Moe:
Like my Uncle says, sooner or later everybo [...]
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Homer:
[Spanish Armada]
Oh, Lord, please help us [...]
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Grampa:
I'll be glad when we've buried the last [...]
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Marge:
[Bart is in an asylum after faking sociop [...]
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Mr. Burns:
Would you care for some dangerous dru [...]
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Reverend Lovejoy:
It's all over, people! We have [...]
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Hans Moleman:
There is no escape from the Kingdo [...]
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Bart:
[to Lisa]
What are you going to change you [...]
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Bart:
Homer, your half-assed underparenting was [...]
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Bart:
Eat my shorts.
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Homer:
[Johnny Newspaperseed Museum]
If he's so [...]
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Apu:
[his regular line when a customer leaves th [...]
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Homer:
You'll have to climb the ladder boy.
Bar [...]
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Lisa:
[Marge's Life Coach]
And because therapist [...]
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Homer:
I hope I didn't brain my damage.
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Troy McClure:
l hate every ape I see
Troy McClu [...]
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Dr Marvin Monroe:
[after Grampa's money]
I've in [...]
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Bill Cosby:
You see, kids today listen to the ra [...]
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Marge:
Who'd have thought troubled people could [...]
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Coma Guy:
Are Sonny and Cher still doing that st [...]
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Poochie:
I know in the past I have been Proactiv [...]
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Boxcar Hobo:
Don't worry! I'm not a Stabbin' Hob [...]
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Grampa:
Ah, my first kiss! I remember it like it [...]
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Homer:
Anything's possible with Captain Cuckoo-B [...]
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Homer:
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. [...]
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Bart:
Don't have a cow, man.
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Katy Perry:
[Extended Days of Xmas song]
30 your [...]
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Sideshow Bob:
And despite all the temptations to [...]
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Martin Prince:
I'm just as unpopular with the La [...]
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Hans Moleman:
This is Moleman in the Morning. Go [...]
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Cletus Spuckler:
I always pretends to reads befo [...]
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Krusty the Clown:
I'd rather be a happy Shnook t [...]
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Grampa:
[Abe is fronting for his grandkids writi [...]
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Homer:
Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I Mooned for rebut [...]
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Mrs. Krabappel:
You're endangering the childrens [...]
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Cartoonist:
I started writing Children's Books b [...]
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[Lisa is strangling Bart]
Homer:
Lisa, no. Your [...]
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Homer:
Hey, Weiner Boy... where do you think you [...]
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Ranting Streetperson:
You can't kill time, son, [...]
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Homer:
Immigrants are the glue that hold togethe [...]
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Superintendent Chalmers:
[Vaudeville]
What I am [...]
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Bart:
The Internet wrote my Essay, and I handed [...]
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Homer:
Ah, they got me with their Legal Mumbo-Ju [...]
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Homer:
What you Celebrities must understand is t [...]
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Homer:
[the Nahasapeemapetalans have had Octuple [...]
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Ned Flanders:
[people are missing the point of F [...]
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D
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[repeated line]
Bart:
This blows.
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Homer:
And should I reveal any of the secrets en [...]
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Marge:
Our differences are only skin deep, but o [...]
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Lunchlady Doris:
More testicles means more iron! [...]
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Selma:
He can't break my heart because he kind o [...]
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Waiter:
Yes, he ordered Fugu. I know, I know, if [...]
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Bart:
Culture's in Decline! Deal with it!
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Ned Flanders:
You know, a man came into the stor [...]
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Homer:
Oh, kids are great! You can teach them to [...]
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Homer:
It was a simpler time, when all we had to [...]
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Homer:
[after doing or saying something stupid]
[...]
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Homer:
Wait, what did my Dad always say?
Grampa [...]
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[repeated line]
Mayor Quimby:
Liser Simpson! [...]
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Grampa:
Those pearly gates look a lot like teeth [...]
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Moe:
You know, Babar the Elephant married his co [...]
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Milhouse:
My parents were cousins and it never d [...]
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Marge:
Nelson's a troubled little boy. He needs [...]
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Agnes Skinner:
'Nuff talk, it's smashin' time. [...]
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Homer:
[Homer is a Bounty Hunter]
Stop in the na [...]
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Superintendent Chalmers:
[On Grampa Simpson's ad [...]
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Moe:
[Homer is searching for his soul mate]
I'm [...]
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Groundskeeper Willie:
My shack! I just got it th [...]
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Ancient Alumni:
RIBBONS AND TROPHIES ARE NO COMF [...]
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Bart:
They've forgotten that it's supposed to be [...]
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Kent Brockman:
Human feelings, expressed by a Hu [...]
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Marge:
What do you do, follow my Husband around? [...]
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Grampa:
[his medication]
The pink ones stop you [...]
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Crazy Person at the Homeless Shelter:
That's the [...]
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[repeated line]
Lisa:
If anyone needs me, I'll [...]
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Troy McClure:
Jub-jub is great! He's everywhere [...]
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Bart:
Are you gonna throw me in the Loony Bin?
[...]
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Mr. Burns:
Are you sure you haven't just made hu [...]
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Mr. Burns:
[Old Timey Atom Factory]
Come on boys [...]
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Homer:
Then I bonked my head on the table and bl [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
[shopping for his wife at a women' [...]
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Homer:
[leaving Bart at fat camp]
Let me give yo [...]
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Homer:
[Gasps]
You mean the Mafia only did me a [...]
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D
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[repeated line]
Homer:
Lousy _...
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Apu:
[Praying]
Good friends, good curry, good Ga [...]
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Therapist:
All you can do, is surrender to the N [...]
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Milhouse:
I'm good at pretending to do stuff, as [...]
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Lisa:
History is written by the winners, Dad.
H [...]
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Sideshow Bob:
You want the Truth? You can't hand [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
Take a last look at the unconditio [...]
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Groundskeeper Willie:
Get yer Haggis! Sheep's Lu [...]
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Chief Wiggum:
Hold it right there, Switches of E [...]
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Krusty the Clown:
Talk to the audience? Oh, this [...]
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Bart:
As the Rabbi says, "Blessed are the Jester [...]
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Principal Skinner:
In the interests of open dial [...]
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D
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Homer:
To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to [...]
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Marge:
There's no shame in being a pariah.
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D
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Ned Flanders:
Absotively Posolutely!
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D
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Diabetty:
[Exercising]
I'm tryna slim down so's [...]
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Lunchlady Doris:
I can only give you Chewable Pr [...]
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Ned Flanders:
Your wide behind won't save you th [...]
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Homer:
[Homer is an ice-cream man]
I've got to g [...]
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Marge:
[protesting, sees Homer go in]
Mr. Scalpe [...]
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Principal Skinner:
[Loudspeaker]
Someone has bee [...]
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Homer:
[at a company picnic held at Mr Burns' ma [...]
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D
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Principal Skinner:
Mrs Krabappel is in Portland. [...]
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Homer:
In the boudoir the gourmand becomes the v [...]
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Homer:
Lisa's with writers, now. The happiest pe [...]
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Marge:
I wish you wouldn't drink so much in fron [...]
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Homer:
Name me one person who overcame adversity [...]
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Icelandic Man 1:
Death to Homer!
Icelandic Man [...]
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Marge:
Oh, I'm going to need a lot of Therapy!
[...]
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Homer:
[to Marge]
I toil not on ye Sabbath, Woma [...]
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Bart:
I'm not bad, I just make bad decisions. [...]
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Homer:
Protect the Duck! Protect the Duck!
[Cru [...]
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Homer:
[Defending himself in Court]
If these Cel [...]
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Luanne:
You're not a pawn in my relationship wit [...]
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Marge:
If I don't fight him tomorrow, you kids w [...]
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Some Idiot:
Still living with your Mother, Skinn [...]
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Marge:
Homer, I couldn't help but overhear you w [...]
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Otto:
[looting Picasso's Guernica]
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D
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Principal Skinner:
Finally, we can afford attrac [...]
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Reverend Lovejoy:
I just stopped caring. Fortuna [...]
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D
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Principal Skinner:
There's no justice like angry [...]
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D
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Lenny:
I just want to shake your hand!
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D
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Bart:
A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage [...]
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D
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Carl:
To the special magic, that comes from insi [...]
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Bart:
Krusty has little feet, like all goodheart [...]
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D
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Lisa:
Don't spend your last day with Santa's Lit [...]
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D
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Moe:
My Doctor says it's best that I don't sleep [...]
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D
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Prison Warden:
Look at this painting of a Unicor [...]
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Moe:
I am so Not British! Don't let my pasty fac [...]
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D
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Sideshow Mel:
I am tormented by visions of Millh [...]
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D
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Marge:
[Always New Year Amusement Park Gimmick]
[...]
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D
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Captain McCallister:
I'll need three ships and f [...]
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D
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Milhouse:
The House always wins!
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D
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Sideshow Mel:
[dressed as a caveman with a bone [...]
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Lisa:
[Yearbook]
I edited the whole thing!
Nels [...]
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Marge:
Okay, Smart Guy...
Bart:
Why do you only [...]
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[repeated line]
Marge:
My special little guy. [...]
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Milhouse:
The best day of my life just turned in [...]
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Troy McClure:
[because Troy needs glasses to dri [...]
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Carny:
You had that scar when you got on!
Bart: [...]
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[repeated line]
Mrs Lovejoy:
Won't somebody PLE [...]
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