Red:
Hey, I go to church... just not during tele [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Forman's first suspension... I'm so [...]
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Red Forman:
Let's not talk about it in front of [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
So, what kind of career do you [...]
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Eric:
She's the woman, I'm the man. I have to do [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, I understand. I mean, it's [...]
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[on Kitty's mother-in-law]
Kitty Forman:
Red's [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Yeah, I'm going to go... bird watch [...]
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Michael Kelso:
It's a girl!
[takes out pictures [...]
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[Mounties Chris and Bryan hold the guys after th [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I wish there was a way I could gi [...]
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Laurie Forman:
Hey jackie, whose that cute guy y [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I don't get Jackie. I mean, we we [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Mom, why do I have to do this. [...]
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Eric At 7:
Thanks for walking me home, Steven. T [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey Foreman, do you have any naked [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
How do you feel about his hair [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna's feet are so huge. I wa [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Government pawns and missing limbs. [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Yeah, I got it... in the Ghett [...]
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[Midge left Bob]
Steven Hyde:
Don't worry, Donn [...]
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[Eric wants to impress Donna, so he gets her nam [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Fez]
Hey, Ali Baba. Close Sesame [...]
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Eric:
You know, Donna, failing classes is not th [...]
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Steven Hyde:
So you wanna be a burn-out? Is that [...]
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Steven Hyde:
If you ask me, UNICEF is a scam.
D [...]
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[Eric likes Stacey at Price Mart, but Stacey lik [...]
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Michael Kelso:
A GOOD girlfriend accepts her guy [...]
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[Eric just announced his plans to move away]
Re [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Jackie and I are back together.
[...]
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[the guys are high in Eric's basement]
Steven H [...]
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[Kitty has just come home from work]
Kitty Form [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Honey, Michael may have an incredi [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look man, if those jocks try to do [...]
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Donna:
Tater Nuts! Tater Nuts!
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Michael Kelso:
Look Jackie, here's the deal. You [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Let's see what your permanent recor [...]
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Eric:
Panties. Glorious panties.
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Michael Kelso:
The truth is out there, man, it's [...]
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[while being questioned by Canadian police]
Mic [...]
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Eric:
What happened between you two?
Fez:
Suffi [...]
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Kelso as Chewy:
It's not fair! I wanted to be Ha [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Think about it, a world full of Kel [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I don't get Eric. Why won't he [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[after Eric reads Donna's journ [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Let's go Michael. To a place w [...]
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Fez:
Hey, guys. I was just showing Caroline the [...]
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Fez:
Is there anything about Canada we need to k [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I can't believe Hyde. I mean he [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Face it, Forman, Donna has bad tast [...]
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Red:
Donna just came through hear looking pretty [...]
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Fez:
Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know w [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[to Michael]
What is wrong with yo [...]
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Steven Hyde:
We could go to Chicago and peddle F [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Eighteen sucks, man, no more free r [...]
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[Midge left Bob]
Bob Pinciotti:
I don't get it. [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Looks like Shelley has a thing for [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Steven's father is in town?
Lauri [...]
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[Red on young people]
Red Forman:
Get a job, HA [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey. Guess who made out with Pam [...]
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Eric:
God, what did you have for breakfast this [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I miss Eric.
Jackie Burkhardt:
W [...]
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KISS Alarm Clock (on sale at Price Mart):
I wann [...]
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[after learning the Red's getting a new job]
Ki [...]
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[Eric and Red are hunting]
Red Forman:
I want y [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
What are you doing?
Michael Ke [...]
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Eric:
What happened? Did Kelso forget your birth [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, you should go with your fath [...]
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Eric:
Leo, you sell promise rings?
Leo:
Yeah, m [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, there's someone here to see [...]
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Red Forman:
Eric's old enough to hear this kind [...]
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[the guys plan to streak]
Steven Hyde:
I'll wri [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Would you shut up about that lame a [...]
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[Eric is trying to figure out what to do about D [...]
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Fez:
Stop touching each other. It gives me needs [...]
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[a guardian angel shows Eric how his prom would [...]
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Red Forman:
I say good riddance. That cat was al [...]
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[Eric and Donna just made up after a fight about [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, David's here!
Fez:
The scol [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Laurie's got great legs, and a fine [...]
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Fez:
Whenever I look at naked ladies, I get real [...]
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[flashback to twenty years earlier]
Red Forman: [...]
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Red Forman:
Kelso, you make Eric look like Einst [...]
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[Everybody's going bowling]
Fez:
Do I have to u [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I ate a piece of gum off a parkin [...]
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[after finding out that Eric kissed another girl [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Oh, I see how it is. When things ge [...]
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Eric:
I got a B.
Red Forman:
You couldn't get a [...]
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[opening text cards from "Star Wars"]
Title car [...]
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Red Forman:
Once again, an open bar spells disas [...]
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Steven Hyde:
What crawled up your butt?
Eric:
Y [...]
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Eric:
Mom, Dad, can Penny and I be alone for a m [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Wow, Jackie. After everything y [...]
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Leo:
Hey man, you missed your shift at the Photo [...]
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Eric:
Laurie saved up all her money so she could [...]
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[Fez kisses Jackie]
Donna Pinciotti:
What was s [...]
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Eric:
Hey Hyde, this is a cool place for a party [...]
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Fez:
I choose boobs!
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Red Forman:
[to Eric]
Happy Birthday. You know, [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Honey, pretty girls don't throw up [...]
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Eric:
[pulling down his pants in the driveway]
W [...]
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[Jackie and Kelso have left leaving Eric, Donna, [...]
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[Bob is having a ridiculously festive sale at hi [...]
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Eric:
[after having sex with Donna]
Well, Donna [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Why won't Steven love me? I wi [...]
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Red Forman:
[on Kitty's new health food diet]
Oh [...]
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Fez:
We've been here for like 2 hours, and we've [...]
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[Kitty has menopause]
Red Forman:
[to Eric]
Qui [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Well, if Donna's not gonna be [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Donna, you want some pie.
Don [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You have to tell Kelso. If you [...]
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[Fez has told everyone he lost his virginity]
E [...]
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Kelso:
You know what your problem is? I'm just t [...]
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[at Prom]
Eric:
I got a feeling I'm forgetting [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You're engaged?
Eric:
No.
Steve [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Isn't it ironic that "titillating" [...]
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[Michael puts a cheese star over his eye]
Micha [...]
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Eric:
Fez, you better start kissing Red's butt o [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Excuse me Jackie, when did you [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[after repeatedly being denied entr [...]
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Steven Hyde:
He's as dead as your Mayan forefath [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
[Bob has come over to the Foreman [...]
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[Laurie moves out]
Red Forman:
Aw, Kitty, you t [...]
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[after Kelso tells them that he wants to be a co [...]
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[the guys go to a disco]
Fez:
Okay, that's it. [...]
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Leo:
You can't go home, man. This pageant's your [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You should suspend me. I need a vac [...]
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Rhonda:
Relax. We're all part of the gang.
Jack [...]
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Fez:
Do you know what's a good job for me... Gig [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[smoking a cigar in the circle]
I h [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Donna, man, I feel like I want to k [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about Kelso's shirt being in Lauri [...]
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Red Forman:
[Red and Eric are in the car almost [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Laurie... yeah, me and her really [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[reading]
Oh Wait, Jackie. Two o' [...]
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Fez:
[drinking from a bottle of Amaretto]
Mmm... [...]
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Fez:
Mrs. Forman, I'm sorry. I washed my face wi [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[after Charlie fell off the wat [...]
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[Jackie sneaks into the Forman's house]
Steven [...]
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[Red stole Bob's Christmas lights]
Kitty Forman [...]
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[Eric and Donna fed the rest of the gang laxativ [...]
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[Hyde is trying to pull a vase off Kelso's hand] [...]
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Randy Pearson:
[to Hyde, about Kelso]
Your frien [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Well, if being smart isn't gonna [...]
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Fez:
Opportunity does not knock, then knock agai [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Now Eric's leaving. What am I supp [...]
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Steven Hyde:
If you really want to get under her [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Well, all the best quotes are [...]
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Donna:
[after being dumped by Casey; crying]
We [...]
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[Eric has a dream sequence with Donna]
Eric:
Lo [...]
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[seeing Donna and Eric cavorting on the kitchen [...]
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Fez:
I'm going to spend the rest of my American [...]
|
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Jackie Burkhardt:
I want Michael to give me that [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You married a stripper! You're li [...]
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Donna:
David Millbank? Oh, barf. Eric, remember [...]
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[Donna beats Eric at a game]
Fez:
You know, in [...]
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Red Forman:
So, you mean, we met by you bumping [...]
|
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Steven Hyde:
I've been living in the basement.
[...]
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Michael Kelso:
[wearing Eric's pants]
Well, the [...]
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Fez:
Eric, what do you want to call it when you [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Sex, it's not dirty.
Red Forman:
[...]
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[about an attractive new cashier at Price Mart]
[...]
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Eric:
You're right, Jackie, the Fonz could beat [...]
|
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Midge Pinciotti:
Not only that, but Bob says my [...]
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[Red has just won at craps]
Red Forman:
I'm the [...]
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Eric:
Everything costs money. Gas. Food. Parties [...]
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Fez:
Poor Hyde. You are in love with Donna and s [...]
|
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Suzy Simpson:
[on Fez coming on a "date" between [...]
|
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[during a Battle of the Sexes fantasy sequence]
[...]
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[Eric catches Jackie and Hyde]
Jackie Burkhardt [...]
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Red Forman:
Kitty, I think we should rethink our [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Eric]
So, this is how an immatur [...]
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Fez:
That Tomas is shady. But have you noticed, [...]
|
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Red Forman:
I'm glad he's in prison for bribery. [...]
|
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Eric:
Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr. Pee [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Poor Forman, man. Working for Red. [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
[the gang is trying to eavesdrop [...]
|
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Kitty Forman:
[after throwing away Kelso's elect [...]
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Michael Kelso:
The only thing better than eatin' [...]
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Fez:
I like my women like I like my wine - red a [...]
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D
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Pastor Dave:
Now, kids, you may think that God i [...]
|
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Leo:
I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging [...]
|
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Red Foreman:
Earl, I didn't make you too dumb to [...]
|
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Kitty Forman:
Steven, if you keep saying things [...]
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Steven Hyde:
The three TRUE branches of the gove [...]
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[Red complains about the neighbors' dog]
Red:
T [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Fez, the foundation of a good rel [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
Kelso, women are like muffins, man. [...]
|
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[seeing a square dance]
Red Forman:
It looks li [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Wait. Are you saying you LIKE Rand [...]
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[about Bob and Midge]
Red Forman:
What the hell [...]
|
D
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Leo:
In real life, my kids split on me.
Steven [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
What fun is it in being a girlfri [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You know what's a funny word? Pic [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[hiding behind gravestone pretendin [...]
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Eric:
Bad things keep happening to me, like I ha [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
I knew hooking up with Jackie was a [...]
|
D
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[Kitty wants to redecorate the basement]
Red Fo [...]
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D
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Donna Pinciotti:
Wow! Tongue.
Eric:
Oh, yeah. [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
I need someone who can take evil
[...]
|
D
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[the guys are in Chicago]
Fez:
People are so fr [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
So, Bud, can we have a keg party he [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
Honey, we're all going through har [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
Fez, you're awesome. What girl [...]
|
D
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[Fez is interviewing for a job]
Nina:
You're st [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
Mom, when you and dad got into [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
You know what? All this talk abou [...]
|
D
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Fez:
[inhales helium from balloon and talks in h [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
[to Kitty]
Now stay away from those [...]
|
D
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Fez:
Well, hello there, pretty lady. Who might y [...]
|
D
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Eric:
What kind of moron leaves the keys in the [...]
|
D
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Eric:
Hey dad. You coming back inside?
Red Form [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Eric, no offense, I know she's [...]
|
D
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[Jackie's dad got arrested]
Red Forman:
Look, J [...]
|
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Steven Hyde:
[admitting to Jackie, after years o [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
Look, Jackie. I know you were worri [...]
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D
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[repeated line]
Michael Kelso:
OW, MY EYE!
|
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Steven Hyde:
Look guys, we've gotta do something [...]
|
D
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Eric:
[Eric lied to his parents about staying at [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
Why don't you try some of that for [...]
|
D
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[about Hyde's house]
Kitty Forman:
He really sh [...]
|
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[Jackie is beating up Laurie after one insult to [...]
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D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Didn't know they let slutballs [...]
|
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Eric:
Hey, dad, um, I was wondering if you could [...]
|
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Donna Pinciotti:
What do you guys want to do aft [...]
|
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Eric:
[about the first time he had sex with Donn [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
In Wisconsin, if you win a girl a [...]
|
D
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[repeated line]
Red Forman:
That kid's on dope! [...]
|
D
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[Kelso brought Fez to the Piggly Wiggly to meet [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
Bed checks, here we come.
Red For [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
[lecturing Kitty about smoking pot]
[...]
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D
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Red:
Earl, just get to work.
Earl:
Oh, sure. Ri [...]
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D
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Michael Kelso:
[shouts]
Ooooh! Burn! That's a bu [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[to Donna about Hyde]
God, it' [...]
|
D
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Fez:
This suit is for leisure. But many times I [...]
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D
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Kitty Forman:
So, Eric, have you made your Chris [...]
|
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Fez:
Eric, what a glorious man-ring.
|
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[Kitty has invited a neighbor's son over to spen [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
Face it Forman, you're not a cheate [...]
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D
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[the guys cheat at Bingo]
Steven Hyde:
Kelso ma [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
They should've X-rayed your head at [...]
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[Donna reads Hyde's elementary school profile]
[...]
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[Eric took blame for Donna's smoking in school]
[...]
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Red Forman:
[to FES]
If you don't shut up I will [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
Now be a good girl and sneak out [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Just because a guy wants to pay [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
And exactly whose panties are t [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Don't pity me because I'm beau [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[about Laurie]
Rosemary had a bett [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Let's face it Forman. You're soft. [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Well, I have a date too.
Mich [...]
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Fez:
Look at this, Jackie brings four different [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[points to Rhonda]
Michael, wh [...]
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Michael Kelso:
No, I said, "Not it!" If playgrou [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
uh-heh
Red Forman:
OK, Bob, What [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[while smoking weed in the record s [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about backward messages on rock re [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Yeah, I'm so Brando.
Steven Hyde [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
Women have to be weak and fragi [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Man, I just totally forgot why [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
You're coming over to my house [...]
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Red Forman:
Michael Kelso scored higher than you [...]
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Bud Hyde:
Well time flies when you're
Steven Hy [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Steven, do I really disgust yo [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
My parents are going to the Pla [...]
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Eric:
[they're driving Kelso's cousin's car]
Why [...]
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Fez:
Thanks for getting me out of jail you 2 son [...]
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Leo:
[to Kitty]
Hey, Mrs. Eric's mom.
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Steven Hyde:
Well, in health class today, we lea [...]
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Michael Kelso:
If this is about maturity, I want [...]
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Red Forman:
Dear Lord, would it kill you to give [...]
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[Red watches Tv]
Red Forman:
Aw, Gilligan screw [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Not only did we break the law, we s [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Maybe I do have feelings for M [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Laurie, are these your panties? [...]
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Roy:
I moved in with a wonderful woman.
Steven [...]
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Red:
[Red has a dream that he dies, and nobody s [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Yeah, Hyde's in jail. Hey guys, d [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Stop staring at me or I'll kic [...]
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Fez:
Look, my first snowball. I love snow so muc [...]
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Eric:
Keep it down, you guys. If my dad finds ou [...]
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Kelso:
You have the right to remain BURNED!
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Fez:
You don't like me because I'm not from here [...]
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Laurie Forman:
You should watch your back.
Jack [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Eric]
This is the worst thing yo [...]
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Eric:
You know what dad if I am still working at [...]
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[after Kelso suggests hitting a guy that's hitti [...]
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Eric:
It was supposed to be 'Guys' Night Out'. A [...]
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[Kelso just found out about Eric being lame in t [...]
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Eric:
Laurie was born with a tail!
[Fez and Hyd [...]
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Red Forman:
Steven, I've come to think of you as [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwe [...]
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Pastor Dave:
Ok, Laurie, let's see what you have [...]
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Steven Hyde:
That's the price you pay for dockin [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You're my special little baby boy. [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[right after Eric accused Mitch of [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look Foreman, I'll be in as much tr [...]
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Steven Hyde:
My heart aches with pain. When I se [...]
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[Kelso invited Hyde and Fez to Jackie's party be [...]
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Leo:
[Leo and Hyde playing Battleships]
B3!
Ste [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[about her mother]
Dad, what is wr [...]
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[Red groans]
Eric:
Well, Marlin, we've just see [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Oh, my god what is she doing he [...]
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[Kitty's father has just passed in the emergency [...]
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Red Forman:
Forman, party of two.
Restaurant Ho [...]
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Fez:
Need a refill?
Burt:
Sure. Thanks.
[to La [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey guys, guess what I got?
Stev [...]
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Red:
Eric, if you don't want to wear your ass fo [...]
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[looking at possible girlfriends for Eric after [...]
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Eric:
It's amazing what one act of civil disobed [...]
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Red Forman:
I've been working since I was sixtee [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Man you went to the free clinic?
K [...]
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Fez:
I wonder what's up with Jackie. She looks s [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Steven]
If you ever do anything [...]
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Fez:
There's a tornado coming. Oh my god, I'm go [...]
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Fez:
Is he going to moon me? Oh, great, he's goi [...]
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Fez:
Guys, I'm in pain.
Donna Pinciotti:
Yeah, [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey Laurie, long time, no doin' i [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Guys guess how many countries I'v [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
What is it about you that drive [...]
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Red Forman:
I'm... sorry that I took your money [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red, Bob was very upset when he le [...]
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Fez:
My Green Card, I kept it in my right shoe f [...]
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Red:
Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start b [...]
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[Jackie and Donna need something that's in Kelso [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
I'd like to pop that inflatabl [...]
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Red Forman:
Why is our house always infested wit [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I can't believe that any of you ca [...]
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[Jackie on Michael]
Jackie Burkhardt:
Look, I n [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Dammit, Kelso. You don't french [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Being Kelso is like knowing the tru [...]
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Leo:
You know, you guys can hassle your skinny f [...]
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[the guys go to a wrestling match]
Steven Hyde: [...]
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[about Eric's parents]
Donna Pinciotti:
I can't [...]
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Fez:
That's not a tater tot... that's a tater gi [...]
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Mr. Wilkinson:
[after the gang has stolen his ma [...]
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Eric:
You want to know what I did when we were b [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[to Red and Eric]
Now stop fightin [...]
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D
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Michael Kelso:
Hey, you guys wanna know what a f [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Ok, Donna, I got us a double d [...]
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[Kelso has just shot Hyde with his B.B. gun]
St [...]
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Eric:
Did you tell anybody we're engaged?
Donna [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
You know, Steven. This hatred [...]
|
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Red:
[after Eric refused to be Donna's boyfriend [...]
|
D
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Kelso:
Well maybe we should check the School Mor [...]
|
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[about Hyde]
What he needs is [...]
|
D
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[Kelso just got bossed around by his new girlfri [...]
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Red Forman:
What the hell kind of restaurant is [...]
|
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[after Hyde makes a batch of special brownies]
[...]
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Michael Kelso:
Here, let me get that. Pregnant w [...]
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Eric:
You know Donna, I'm not surprised you're i [...]
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[referring to Eric's failing grades]
Fez:
Crack [...]
|
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Michael Kelso:
That team is cheating. The brown [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
No, no, I'm not walking. If God had [...]
|
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Michael Kelso:
Look, Jackie, I don't really know [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Act tough, Forman.
Eric:
I'm not t [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I'm sorry, Red, I saw this as my o [...]
|
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Michael Kelso:
Girls must really like astronauts [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
[to Eric]
Oh man, see this is why I [...]
|
D
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[Kitty wants Hyde to move in with them]
Red:
Fo [...]
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Red:
[after having a bucket of oatmeal dumped on [...]
|
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Eric:
And then, they go into this bar, and there [...]
|
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Being a model was my and Micha [...]
|
D
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Eric:
[imitating Red]
I say we torture them with [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
What are you going to put on your re [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
So if Donna ever breaks up with you [...]
|
D
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[At a bowling alley]
Michael Kelso:
[picks up t [...]
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Red:
[to Hyde and Fez after finding pot stashed [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
[referring to the gang smoking po [...]
|
D
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[the women are playing cards]
Donna Pinciotti:
[...]
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D
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[Donna is dating Michael's brother]
Eric:
I got [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
[Kelso comes into the basement we [...]
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D
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Michael Kelso:
[Michael arrives at the door to p [...]
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D
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Fez:
But if you don't tell Donna how you feel, t [...]
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D
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Red:
Responsible people don't go around getting [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
I got busted for possession.
Leo:
[...]
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D
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Kitty Forman:
Ok. Ok. Let's just keep the game g [...]
|
D
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Ms. McGee:
Good night. I apologize if my being h [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Yeah, you gotta stay sharp, man. Th [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
Is that kid from not America still h [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
If you don't shut up, you'll be the [...]
|
D
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Fez:
I'm confused. What's going on?
Steven Hyde [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
Here you are, Red. Breakfast, egg [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
[checking out girls]
How 'bout I [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
So, how many things around here [...]
|
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Fez:
Jackie you seem different. I don't know if [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
It turns out, the key to winning [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Well, Fez's play is about to start. [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
Horror movies turn on chicks fast [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
Don't freak out, but if I see a d [...]
|
D
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Eric:
Donna can't be smarter than me because I'm [...]
|
D
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Fez:
I have a question Hyde. How much masturbati [...]
|
D
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Fez:
Kelso wants to give you the ring, but he's [...]
|
D
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Fez:
AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Hey Forman, did you realize that th [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
When Kelso's the only one of us thi [...]
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D
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[Fez got arrested for vandalizing Point Place's [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
You know, Steven, you're a smart guy [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Michael, how come she has a ke [...]
|
D
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Fez:
Don't worry Kelso the puberty bunny will vi [...]
|
D
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[the guys imitate Jackie]
Steven Hyde:
Michael, [...]
|
D
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Fez:
[about Donna]
If we were in my country I'd [...]
|
D
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Eric:
So, you're saying that Donna and I will be [...]
|
D
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Kelso:
Hi, I'd like an order of books, please.
[...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
What's going on?
Michael Kelso:
Not [...]
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D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Hyde, if you want to make out [...]
|
D
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Fez:
[thinks he sees Laurie naked]
Hey, are you [...]
|
D
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Eric:
Tell me again Kelso how is this car baby f [...]
|
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Mitch Miller:
Eric, I didn't take your action fi [...]
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Rhonda:
If I don't get a friggin' MandM, then I' [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Pimp gave you the holiday off, huh? [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
You're engaged. In Latin that means [...]
|
D
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[Jackie just got a job]
Michael Kelso:
You got [...]
|
D
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Laurie Forman:
You know Eric, hickeys lead to di [...]
|
D
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Leo:
I met God one time on a bus. He told me the [...]
|
D
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[after finding out a girl he slept with is pregn [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
We just saw college butt... ON A [...]
|
D
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|
[Leo just fired Fez from the PhotoHut]
Fez:
But [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
School spirit is for losers man. Yo [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
Do you know how they treat their cri [...]
|
D
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[the kids want to throw a party]
Red Forman:
Wh [...]
|
D
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Kelso:
Guys - I just saw a UFO!
Steven Hyde:
Wh [...]
|
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Kitty Forman:
Where did you learn your parenting [...]
|
D
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Eric:
You know, Hyde, at first I thought your fa [...]
|
D
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[after setting the table for Thanksgiving dinner [...]
|
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna's mouth is as big as her [...]
|
D
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Eric:
[about Eric's unflattering portrayal in Do [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
All families are embarrassing. If [...]
|
D
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Annette:
If you expect me to go to the dance ton [...]
|
D
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Eric:
I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad. H [...]
|
D
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[Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he c [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
I say do it with her.
Eric:
Kels [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Guys, can we do something besides c [...]
|
D
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Laurie Forman:
Stop being such a little girl and [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
I don't know why they call it fond [...]
|
D
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Fez:
[writing to Prresident Carter about why he [...]
|
D
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|
Steven Hyde:
Look, Forman, if you give Donna tha [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
How's it going?
Red Forman:
Real [...]
|
D
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Rhonda:
I may not be popular, but if given the c [...]
|
D
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[about Donna]
Eric:
She was drunk, in the middl [...]
|
D
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[Repeated Line]
Michael Kelso:
BURN!
|
D
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Bull:
So, I hear your plant's closing down.
Red [...]
|
D
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Fez:
[on a dead fish]
Oh, it's so stinky. What a [...]
|
D
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|
[Red on Kitty's parents]
Red Forman:
You know, [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
Don't sass me, Tarzan!
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
[to Donna]
You know what's gonne ma [...]
|
D
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|
Red:
Ah, my job, and my little girl!
Eric:
Ok, [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
[when Eric wears a Chicago Bear [...]
|
D
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[Red has a heart attack when he learns that Fez [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
It's hard hopping over a fence carr [...]
|
D
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|
Kitty Forman:
I wonder if the Pilgrims were clev [...]
|
D
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Red:
Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as [...]
|
D
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[on Annette]
Eric:
Did you hear that? The shril [...]
|
D
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Eric:
You smell great. What did you do?
Donna P [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
[to Hyde]
You know all that rent mon [...]
|
D
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[Hyde puts the "stupid helmet" on Eric's head]
[...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, if there wasn't some huge down [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, your father and I have notic [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
So, is it true?
Jackie Burkhar [...]
|
D
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[Eric's dream sequence during "A New Hope"]
Red [...]
|
D
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[singing along with Ann Murray]
Eric:
Even thou [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
You guys! You guys! Great news! R [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
At parties like this Fez, you colle [...]
|
D
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Eric:
That would be like looking at my mom and t [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
Yeah, I guess it was wrong, what [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
[to Eric]
Have you suddenly bec [...]
|
D
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Fez:
Oh, the ladies want a piece of Fez.
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
[to Jackie]
But if I didn't know yo [...]
|
D
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|
Red Forman:
You know, maybe instead of finding a [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh my god. He called me a bitc [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
What the hell happened?
Steven Hyde [...]
|
D
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Michael Kelso:
Jackie, when you told me to be ho [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
I have got a solution to this whole [...]
|
D
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[Donna, Jackie, Laurie and Ms. McGee are smoking [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
[at church fundraiser]
Ok, I have [...]
|
D
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Fez:
I am so excited about Star Whores.
Steven [...]
|
D
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Donna:
So, you're really gonna be a cop.
Steven [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
Bud, being a teenager is like being [...]
|
D
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Kelso:
I'm not afraid either. There are laws to [...]
|
D
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Kelso:
Whatever. You know, none of this is as ba [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Mrs. Pinciotti, would you plea [...]
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Ricky:
So why do you want a job at Fatso Burger? [...]
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Fez:
["That 70s Show" 100 episode, the musical]
[...]
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[Everybody's playing "Horse" in the driveway. Ke [...]
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Red Forman:
I don't see why we have to spend the [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Yeah, I never thought I'd be a work [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hold on, Kelso. Suddenly, you're to [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
...so I either saw a UFO or I r [...]
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Eric:
I believe that everyone's political opinio [...]
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[a cop catches Eric and Donna getting intimate i [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Forman doesn't ever moon because it [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Fez, listen to this.
[reads f [...]
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[Michael on Eric]
Michael Kelso:
How dumb was h [...]
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Red Forman:
Every single Price Mart stock-boy wi [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red hates you.
Fez:
Oh, don't be [...]
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[repeated line]
Red Forman:
Dumbass!
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[on Bob's barbecue]
Red Forman:
Well isn't that [...]
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[the family goes to the Price Mart Ball]
Eric:
[...]
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[Donna and Kelso are hiding under a bed]
Donna [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[explaining to Kitty the after-effe [...]
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Red Forman:
Good night, sleep tight, and don't l [...]
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Eric:
[Kelso, Jackie, Donna and Eric are in a dr [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[on the phone]
So Barbra Strei [...]
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[Kelso just told Jackie a list of embarrassing t [...]
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[Kitty presents the Thanksgiving turkey]
Kitty [...]
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Leo:
Beer is evil. You know why they call it bee [...]
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Ricky:
Forman, who told you you could go on brea [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Why would you just cuddle with he [...]
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Red Forman:
[Red and Eric are in the car almost [...]
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Red:
So you just be grateful that your Dad doesn [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[on date with Jackie]
It's no worse [...]
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[Cooking]
Kitty Forman:
Where's my brown sugar? [...]
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Michael Kelso:
So Jackie, do you wanna go see 'S [...]
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Eric:
Kelso, aren't you a little old to be steal [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Why does your dad want to ruin [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Laurie, what's going on? You're a [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
If somebody doesn't tell me I' [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Ma, I'm going to the prom.
Edna Hy [...]
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Eric:
So, we're finally gonna meet the mysteriou [...]
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Red:
Kitty, why is it we always do what you want [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Do you think Eric could cheat o [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Fez, do you happen to have my [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about wearing a suit to a dinner p [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Steven, do you really think we [...]
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Steven Hyde:
So there it is. The clown's back. E [...]
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Fez:
[making a crank call]
Hello, House of Chick [...]
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Eric:
I forgot my mom's birthday.
Steven Hyde:
[...]
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Steven Hyde:
There is no gas shortage man. It's [...]
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Leo:
[to Kitty in church]
I love it here. You ca [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
[at Thanksgiving dinner, Bob is r [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[reading]
Here's something that I [...]
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Red Forman:
Bob, that's my stuff. You put the he [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[Reading off a small box]
A UNICE [...]
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[in Donna's story]
Eric:
Prepare thyself. Tonig [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You know, Forman, you ought to writ [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey, guys, look! I have ten pound [...]
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Eric:
Look at the symptoms... temperamental beha [...]
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Eric:
Hyde, without Donna, I've reverted to my n [...]
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Eric:
[badly hungover]
My head hurts.
Red Forma [...]
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Leo:
Hi, Red. Would you give these to Kitty, ple [...]
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[Eric's dream sequence during "Star Wars"]
Hyde [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You know what I love about Hyde [...]
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[a guardian angel shows Eric how his life would [...]
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Michael Kelso:
What does he have that I don't? I [...]
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[repeated line]
Kitty Forman:
Oh, Red you do ca [...]
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[on smoke-outs in the record store]
Angie:
Why [...]
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[Eric puts boxes on a dolly. He whistles. Red wo [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I miss Jackie, I can't eat, I can [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Go ahead and hit me. A free shot.
[...]
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Fez:
Don't resist me, Mama. It's boogie time. [...]
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Fez:
When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore? [...]
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Eric:
Kelso, I don't know if you should come ove [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about Laurie]
She's not a "goddess [...]
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Kitty Forman:
G.I. Joe!
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Donna Pinciotti:
Jackie, I went on the pill.
Ja [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red, there are five stages of grie [...]
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[Kitty enters as Eric and Donna are holding hand [...]
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[Fez has just gotten out of jail after being arr [...]
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Eric:
I think I have everything. I got the keys, [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
We're gonna graduate in two mon [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hello, sir. My name is Michael Ke [...]
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Fez:
Don't you want to know what I have to say? [...]
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Kelso's Date:
[Looking at photos of Kelso's newb [...]
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[Eric wants to propose to Donna]
Michael Kelso: [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Kelso was right. *Everyone's* tryin [...]
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[Hyde pulls a fire alarm]
Steven Hyde:
I didn't [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, no. I'm not getting a job. [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Look, she's beautiful, she believ [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Think about it. We hold information [...]
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Fez:
These after-school specials are thrilling. [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna, sex is how we control m [...]
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Fez:
Oh Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
The unexamined self is the unfu [...]
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[Fez on Big Rhonda]
Fez:
I know that I just met [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You have the van. We want to go [...]
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Fez:
You know Jackie, if you're in the market fo [...]
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Donna:
Kelso, I'm gonna miss you trying to grab [...]
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Michael Kelso:
C'mon Eric, we never ask you for [...]
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Red:
Well, we got vandals in this town. I was dr [...]
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[Kelso's complaining about how much he misses Ja [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Tell you what... that's the last [...]
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Red Forman:
When used separately, women and alco [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I have bad news. Midge left Bob.
[...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, my god. You all hate Lauri [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[on Bob and Pam dating]
Dating is [...]
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[referring to that Thanksgiving's events]
Red F [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I can't believe Laurie bit me. [...]
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Eric:
Yeah, I mean, when the empire killed Luke [...]
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Red Forman:
Why am I doing this?
Kitty Forman:
[...]
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Steven Hyde:
What is she doing here?
Leo:
I thi [...]
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Red Forman:
Penny, you're cold. Go get a sweater [...]
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[At Breakfast]
Eric:
Hey, leggo my Eggo.
Red F [...]
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Laurie Forman:
What about Hyde? Why doesn't HE h [...]
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Red Forman:
If one more person tells me to 'shut [...]
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[Eric and Donna are engaged]
Eric:
Don't tell D [...]
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[There's a live firecracker, and they have to ge [...]
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Eric:
Guys, I can't think Penny is hot. I mean, [...]
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Kelso:
Red, you know what your problem is? I'm t [...]
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Red Forman:
Eric, I thought I told you to wash u [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You have to be aloof.
Fez:
Did you [...]
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Red Forman:
What are you doing here?
Michael Ke [...]
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[Eric has gotten drunk with Red at a bar, and is [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[to Fez, who has been prejudiced [...]
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Red Forman:
Damn kids today. They wouldn't know [...]
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[the screen is split in two parts. On top, Donna [...]
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David Milbank:
So! Uh, Donna, are you still writ [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[When Bob and Midge renew their wed [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
So, Michael cheated on me with [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Everything I wanted to say was in t [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red, I'm sure you'll do fine. Just [...]
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Red Forman:
If the US government decides to stic [...]
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Red Forman:
What have I said about comparing you [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[Bob just gave Red a pair of shoes [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna, are you OK?
Donna Pinc [...]
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Donna:
Wow, David, you've really grown up!
Davi [...]
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Bud Hyde:
You look familiar. Do I know you?
Ste [...]
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Eric:
Uh-oh, naughty thoughts a-brewin'...
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Eric:
Dad just got sued by a co-worker for wrong [...]
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Eric:
So, do you feel like coming over for dinne [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Guess who made out with Pam Macey [...]
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Kitty Forman:
It's Sodom and Gomorrah with a sub [...]
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[Fenton tells Eric to either pay for the engagem [...]
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Fez:
I just wish that there was someplace in the [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Oh, my God... what have I done?
Re [...]
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Fez:
Caroline, I have to break up with you.
Car [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[Hyde says Rudolph is gay]
Rudolp [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I spilt my soda... Hyde. I don't [...]
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[after being caught at Police Academy]
Police O [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I like showing my butt. I like [...]
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Red Forman:
[looking in bag of pot]
Is this what [...]
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Pastor Dave:
Say, "God's Magic Circle"... that s [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Fez]
Thanks for the help. You se [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh Michael, you're prettier th [...]
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Eric:
Fez, I know you've spoken English for only [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[drunk]
Ah, come back here! No [...]
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[Michael and Laurie leave for a date]
Steven Hy [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Your mom can't hang out with D [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[drawing a correlation with Kelso t [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[to Laurie and Eric on going to ch [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Guys, I was making out with Pam M [...]
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[the guys do homework]
Donna Pinciotti:
If x eq [...]
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Michael Kelso:
So, if you're not going to fire R [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look man, I gotta talk to you about [...]
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Red Forman:
Without rules, we all might as well [...]
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Eric:
Mom's making me special sandwiches, Donna' [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
I didn't ask for a drink.
Fez:
W [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
You know Red, that hurts.
Red Fo [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I don't have to have a reason. It' [...]
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[Eric and Donna are dressing, after having sex]
[...]
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Kitty Forman:
You kids change partners more than [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Two girls in a phallic RV driving a [...]
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[about Star Wars]
Michael Kelso:
There's no way [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Look, the sooner you realize I [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I'm not shallow. I just judge wom [...]
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[Kelso is clumsy with a gun]
Donna Pinciotti:
K [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
Look, Bob, even the English lan [...]
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[on Bob]
Red Forman:
I didn't want to insult hi [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Good, Donna, come up and eat with [...]
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Steven Hyde:
We need to do something that says " [...]
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[the day after Eric dumped Donna]
Eric:
Hey.
D [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[talking about Playboy]
Ok, if [...]
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Red Forman:
A bond between a father and son is s [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Androgynous guys are so manly. [...]
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Ricky:
Where do you see yourself in five years? [...]
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[on taking care of Red's parking ticket]
Nina:
[...]
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[after finding out Red's mom isn't spending Than [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Jackie, I am really, really sorry a [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Red. You have to sign this car [...]
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[Red on Laurie and Michael]
Red Forman:
This is [...]
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[the guys go to see 'Star Wars']
Steven Hyde:
H [...]
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Red Forman:
We're all gonna go to church and we' [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You know, maybe Eric's test score [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
You know what your problem is? You' [...]
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D
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Michael Kelso:
Cartoons make me horny. Oh and fo [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You know I love my family. But som [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I haven't done one stinking illegal [...]
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Michael Kelso:
One time I asked Jackie what was [...]
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Donna:
If you keep stuffing your face like this [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Once when Michael cheated on m [...]
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D
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Kitty Forman:
I want to have a baby.
Red Forman [...]
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Steven Hyde:
We got food, we got beer, we have z [...]
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D
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[about Bob's hair]
Red Forman:
His head looks l [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Fez, you are like, an amazing [...]
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D
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Michael Kelso:
Laurie is my girlfriend now, and [...]
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Eric:
So Donna says David and her are just good [...]
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Red Forman:
Bend your knees and lift with your l [...]
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Eric:
Okay, I just want to tell you that this pl [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[after Jackie's mom agrees to m [...]
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D
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Bernice Forman:
So, Kitty, Eric tells me you qui [...]
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Eric:
[Eavesdropping through the glass door on t [...]
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Red Forman:
Eric, if your mother wants you and A [...]
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D
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[after Red insults Fez, Eric, and Kelso]
Kelso: [...]
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Red:
Look at this. First day of deer season.
Er [...]
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Eric:
Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot [...]
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D
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Fez:
My gosh, Buddy. With a car like that, you m [...]
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D
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Kitty Forman:
My parents are coming tomorrow.
R [...]
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D
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Coach Ferguson:
Well, well. Mr. Hyde, in school [...]
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Eric:
You know, mom, there comes an age in a boy [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Everybody wants their first ma [...]
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Red:
Nothing around this house is cheap.
Eric:
[...]
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Kelso:
Okay, which job sounds better: wide recei [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh my god, I told her that, it [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Ok, I need two people with keen fe [...]
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Red Forman:
Threats aren't going to work, Kitty. [...]
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[on buying an economy car during the oil crisis] [...]
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Michael Kelso:
See, I've enlightened you situati [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I love you, Eric.
Eric:
I love [...]
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D
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Red Forman:
Oh and uh, here's a 20.
Laurie Form [...]
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D
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[Telling Grandma Bea that they are engaged]
Eri [...]
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[Eric is taking advantage of Red's silent treatm [...]
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Red:
Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason th [...]
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Frank:
How can you give away your stuffing recip [...]
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Eric:
[on the new water heater]
This is the best [...]
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Kelso:
So! Jackie. You wanna go see Star Wars to [...]
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[Bob's Christmas decorations are so bright and l [...]
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Red Forman:
I like the sound of a beer church. [...]
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D
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Red Forman:
When my time comes I want to be buri [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
You're my best friend!
Red:
No I [...]
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[on Valentine's day]
Kitty Forman:
Oooh, look h [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[to Jackie]
I still can't get ove [...]
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Michael Kelso:
When guys cheat, its because they [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Your soul is like an appendix. I [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[to Hyde]
So you know what? I [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You gotta be Bruce Springsteeny. Sp [...]
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Fez:
[singing]
Hyde and Jackie sitting in a tree [...]
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Fez:
Rhonda, I thought we'd start our evening wi [...]
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Leo:
Ok, guys. I don't have any beer. I hate alc [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You can't sleep in the same bed w [...]
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[Eric catches his parents having sex, and they f [...]
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Michael Kelso:
If you really do love her, there' [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[on the California beach]
I mis [...]
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Red:
[Red's response to seeing Eric's roller dis [...]
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Red Forman:
This is a smoke detector.
Michael K [...]
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[Jackie's dad got arrested]
Jackie Burkhardt:
S [...]
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Fez:
Guys, Rhonda said she wanted to share somet [...]
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Michael Kelso:
If this van's a-rockin'... we're [...]
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Fez:
How many licks does it take to get to the t [...]
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Michael Kelso:
There are a lot of other hot olde [...]
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Eric:
Extra. Extra. Read all about it.
Steven H [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I'm not a conspiracy nut. My gym an [...]
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Fez:
Who are you?
Rhonda:
Fez, it's me Rhonda. [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You want my honest opinion, Jac [...]
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Frank:
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I coul [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I really doubt that she's jsut aba [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I've heard of 'kissing cousins', [...]
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[Eric's dream sequence during "Star Wars"]
Jack [...]
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[on women and sex]
Steven Hyde:
Secretly, I thi [...]
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Red Forman:
Shoes are an inappropriate gift to g [...]
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Earl:
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, Red. My dog was [...]
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Michael Kelso:
A promise ring is not only a gift [...]
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