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Red:
Hey, I go to church... just not during televi [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Forman's first suspension... I'm so p [...]
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Red Forman:
Let's not talk about it in front of th [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
So, what kind of career do you s [...]
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Eric:
She's the woman, I'm the man. I have to do b [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, I understand. I mean, it's k [...]
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[on Kitty's mother-in-law]
Kitty Forman:
Red's mo [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Yeah, I'm going to go... bird watchin [...]
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Michael Kelso:
It's a girl!
[takes out pictures]
[...]
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[Mounties Chris and Bryan hold the guys after they [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I wish there was a way I could give [...]
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Laurie Forman:
Hey jackie, whose that cute guy you [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I don't get Jackie. I mean, we were [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Mom, why do I have to do this.
M [...]
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Eric At 7:
Thanks for walking me home, Steven. Tha [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey Foreman, do you have any naked pi [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
How do you feel about his hair? [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna's feet are so huge. I was [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Government pawns and missing limbs. T [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Yeah, I got it... in the Ghetto. [...]
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[Midge left Bob]
Steven Hyde:
Don't worry, Donna. [...]
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[Eric wants to impress Donna, so he gets her name [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Fez]
Hey, Ali Baba. Close Sesame.
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Eric:
You know, Donna, failing classes is not the [...]
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Steven Hyde:
So you wanna be a burn-out? Is that i [...]
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Steven Hyde:
If you ask me, UNICEF is a scam.
Don [...]
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[Eric likes Stacey at Price Mart, but Stacey likes [...]
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Michael Kelso:
A GOOD girlfriend accepts her guy n [...]
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[Eric just announced his plans to move away]
Red [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Jackie and I are back together.
La [...]
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[the guys are high in Eric's basement]
Steven Hyd [...]
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[Kitty has just come home from work]
Kitty Forman [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Honey, Michael may have an incredibl [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look man, if those jocks try to do th [...]
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Donna:
Tater Nuts! Tater Nuts!
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Michael Kelso:
Look Jackie, here's the deal. You c [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Let's see what your permanent record [...]
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Eric:
Panties. Glorious panties.
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Michael Kelso:
The truth is out there, man, it's o [...]
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[while being questioned by Canadian police]
Micha [...]
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Eric:
What happened between you two?
Fez:
Suffice [...]
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Kelso as Chewy:
It's not fair! I wanted to be Han [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Think about it, a world full of Kelso [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I don't get Eric. Why won't he we [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[after Eric reads Donna's journal [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Let's go Michael. To a place whe [...]
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Fez:
Hey, guys. I was just showing Caroline the ba [...]
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Fez:
Is there anything about Canada we need to kno [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I can't believe Hyde. I mean he c [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Face it, Forman, Donna has bad taste. [...]
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Red:
Donna just came through hear looking pretty u [...]
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Fez:
Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know wha [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[to Michael]
What is wrong with you? [...]
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Steven Hyde:
We could go to Chicago and peddle Fez [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Eighteen sucks, man, no more free rid [...]
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[Midge left Bob]
Bob Pinciotti:
I don't get it. S [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Looks like Shelley has a thing for Fo [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Steven's father is in town?
Laurie [...]
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[Red on young people]
Red Forman:
Get a job, HA. [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey. Guess who made out with Pam Ma [...]
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Eric:
God, what did you have for breakfast this mo [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I miss Eric.
Jackie Burkhardt:
Wel [...]
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KISS Alarm Clock (on sale at Price Mart):
I wanna [...]
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[after learning the Red's getting a new job]
Kitt [...]
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[Eric and Red are hunting]
Red Forman:
I want you [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
What are you doing?
Michael Kels [...]
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Eric:
What happened? Did Kelso forget your birthda [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, you should go with your father [...]
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Eric:
Leo, you sell promise rings?
Leo:
Yeah, man [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, there's someone here to see yo [...]
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Red Forman:
Eric's old enough to hear this kind of [...]
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[the guys plan to streak]
Steven Hyde:
I'll write [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Would you shut up about that lame ass [...]
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[Eric is trying to figure out what to do about Dav [...]
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Fez:
Stop touching each other. It gives me needs.. [...]
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[a guardian angel shows Eric how his prom would ha [...]
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Red Forman:
I say good riddance. That cat was alwa [...]
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[Eric and Donna just made up after a fight about p [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, David's here!
Fez:
The scolio [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Laurie's got great legs, and a fine r [...]
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Fez:
Whenever I look at naked ladies, I get really [...]
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[flashback to twenty years earlier]
Red Forman:
I [...]
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Red Forman:
Kelso, you make Eric look like Einstei [...]
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[Everybody's going bowling]
Fez:
Do I have to use [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I ate a piece of gum off a parking [...]
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[after finding out that Eric kissed another girl]
[...]
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Steven Hyde:
Oh, I see how it is. When things get [...]
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Eric:
I got a B.
Red Forman:
You couldn't get an [...]
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[opening text cards from "Star Wars"]
Title card/ [...]
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Red Forman:
Once again, an open bar spells disaste [...]
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Steven Hyde:
What crawled up your butt?
Eric:
You [...]
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Eric:
Mom, Dad, can Penny and I be alone for a min [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Wow, Jackie. After everything you [...]
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Leo:
Hey man, you missed your shift at the Photo H [...]
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Eric:
Laurie saved up all her money so she could b [...]
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[Fez kisses Jackie]
Donna Pinciotti:
What was so [...]
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Eric:
Hey Hyde, this is a cool place for a party. [...]
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Fez:
I choose boobs!
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Red Forman:
[to Eric]
Happy Birthday. You know, th [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Honey, pretty girls don't throw up.
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Eric:
[pulling down his pants in the driveway]
Who [...]
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[Jackie and Kelso have left leaving Eric, Donna, a [...]
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[Bob is having a ridiculously festive sale at his [...]
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Eric:
[after having sex with Donna]
Well, Donna an [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Why won't Steven love me? I wish [...]
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Red Forman:
[on Kitty's new health food diet]
Oh, [...]
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Fez:
We've been here for like 2 hours, and we've o [...]
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[Kitty has menopause]
Red Forman:
[to Eric]
Quick [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Well, if Donna's not gonna be he [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Donna, you want some pie.
Donna [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You have to tell Kelso. If you do [...]
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[Fez has told everyone he lost his virginity]
Eri [...]
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Kelso:
You know what your problem is? I'm just too [...]
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[at Prom]
Eric:
I got a feeling I'm forgetting so [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You're engaged?
Eric:
No.
Steven [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Isn't it ironic that "titillating" ha [...]
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[Michael puts a cheese star over his eye]
Michael [...]
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Eric:
Fez, you better start kissing Red's butt or [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Excuse me Jackie, when did you lo [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[after repeatedly being denied entry [...]
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Steven Hyde:
He's as dead as your Mayan forefather [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
[Bob has come over to the Foremans [...]
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[Laurie moves out]
Red Forman:
Aw, Kitty, you thi [...]
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[after Kelso tells them that he wants to be a cop] [...]
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[the guys go to a disco]
Fez:
Okay, that's it. Yo [...]
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Leo:
You can't go home, man. This pageant's your c [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You should suspend me. I need a vacat [...]
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Rhonda:
Relax. We're all part of the gang.
Jackie [...]
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Fez:
Do you know what's a good job for me... Gigol [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[smoking a cigar in the circle]
I hat [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Donna, man, I feel like I want to kis [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about Kelso's shirt being in Laurie' [...]
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Red Forman:
[Red and Eric are in the car almost la [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Laurie... yeah, me and her really h [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[reading]
Oh Wait, Jackie. Two o'cl [...]
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Fez:
[drinking from a bottle of Amaretto]
Mmm... l [...]
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Fez:
Mrs. Forman, I'm sorry. I washed my face with [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[after Charlie fell off the water [...]
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[Jackie sneaks into the Forman's house]
Steven Hy [...]
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[Red stole Bob's Christmas lights]
Kitty Forman:
[...]
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[Eric and Donna fed the rest of the gang laxative- [...]
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[Hyde is trying to pull a vase off Kelso's hand]
[...]
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Randy Pearson:
[to Hyde, about Kelso]
Your friend [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Well, if being smart isn't gonna he [...]
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Fez:
Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Now Eric's leaving. What am I suppos [...]
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Steven Hyde:
If you really want to get under her s [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Well, all the best quotes are ab [...]
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Donna:
[after being dumped by Casey; crying]
We sh [...]
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[Eric has a dream sequence with Donna]
Eric:
Look [...]
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[seeing Donna and Eric cavorting on the kitchen ta [...]
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Fez:
I'm going to spend the rest of my American mo [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
I want Michael to give me that s [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You married a stripper! You're livi [...]
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Donna:
David Millbank? Oh, barf. Eric, remember wh [...]
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[Donna beats Eric at a game]
Fez:
You know, in my [...]
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Red Forman:
So, you mean, we met by you bumping in [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I've been living in the basement.
Er [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[wearing Eric's pants]
Well, the jo [...]
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Fez:
Eric, what do you want to call it when you wa [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Sex, it's not dirty.
Red Forman:
It [...]
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[about an attractive new cashier at Price Mart]
S [...]
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Eric:
You're right, Jackie, the Fonz could beat up [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
Not only that, but Bob says my id [...]
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[Red has just won at craps]
Red Forman:
I'm the r [...]
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Eric:
Everything costs money. Gas. Food. Parties. [...]
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Fez:
Poor Hyde. You are in love with Donna and she [...]
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Suzy Simpson:
[on Fez coming on a "date" between h [...]
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[during a Battle of the Sexes fantasy sequence]
J [...]
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[Eric catches Jackie and Hyde]
Jackie Burkhardt:
[...]
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Red Forman:
Kitty, I think we should rethink our ' [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Eric]
So, this is how an immature, [...]
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Fez:
That Tomas is shady. But have you noticed, he [...]
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Red Forman:
I'm glad he's in prison for bribery. P [...]
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Eric:
Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr. PeePe [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Poor Forman, man. Working for Red. I [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[the gang is trying to eavesdrop on [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[after throwing away Kelso's electro [...]
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Michael Kelso:
The only thing better than eatin' l [...]
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Fez:
I like my women like I like my wine - red and [...]
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Pastor Dave:
Now, kids, you may think that God is [...]
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Leo:
I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging th [...]
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Red Foreman:
Earl, I didn't make you too dumb to f [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Steven, if you keep saying things li [...]
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Steven Hyde:
The three TRUE branches of the govern [...]
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[Red complains about the neighbors' dog]
Red:
Tha [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Fez, the foundation of a good relat [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Kelso, women are like muffins, man. A [...]
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[seeing a square dance]
Red Forman:
It looks like [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Wait. Are you saying you LIKE Randy? [...]
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[about Bob and Midge]
Red Forman:
What the hell k [...]
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Leo:
In real life, my kids split on me.
Steven Hy [...]
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Michael Kelso:
What fun is it in being a girlfrien [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You know what's a funny word? Pickl [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[hiding behind gravestone pretending [...]
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Eric:
Bad things keep happening to me, like I have [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I knew hooking up with Jackie was a b [...]
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[Kitty wants to redecorate the basement]
Red Form [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Wow! Tongue.
Eric:
Oh, yeah.
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Kitty Forman:
I need someone who can take evil
[L [...]
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[the guys are in Chicago]
Fez:
People are so frie [...]
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Steven Hyde:
So, Bud, can we have a keg party here [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Honey, we're all going through hard [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Fez, you're awesome. What girl wo [...]
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[Fez is interviewing for a job]
Nina:
You're stub [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Mom, when you and dad got into an [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You know what? All this talk about [...]
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Fez:
[inhales helium from balloon and talks in hig [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[to Kitty]
Now stay away from those s [...]
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Fez:
Well, hello there, pretty lady. Who might you [...]
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Eric:
What kind of moron leaves the keys in the ig [...]
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Eric:
Hey dad. You coming back inside?
Red Forman [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Eric, no offense, I know she's y [...]
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[Jackie's dad got arrested]
Red Forman:
Look, Jac [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[admitting to Jackie, after years of [...]
|
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Steven Hyde:
Look, Jackie. I know you were worried [...]
|
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[repeated line]
Michael Kelso:
OW, MY EYE!
|
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Steven Hyde:
Look guys, we've gotta do something t [...]
|
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Eric:
[Eric lied to his parents about staying at F [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Why don't you try some of that forgi [...]
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[about Hyde's house]
Kitty Forman:
He really shou [...]
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[Jackie is beating up Laurie after one insult too [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Didn't know they let slutballs i [...]
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Eric:
Hey, dad, um, I was wondering if you could s [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
What do you guys want to do after [...]
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Eric:
[about the first time he had sex with Donna] [...]
|
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Michael Kelso:
In Wisconsin, if you win a girl a g [...]
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[repeated line]
Red Forman:
That kid's on dope!
|
D
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[Kelso brought Fez to the Piggly Wiggly to meet at [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
Bed checks, here we come.
Red Forma [...]
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Red Forman:
[lecturing Kitty about smoking pot]
Ki [...]
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Red:
Earl, just get to work.
Earl:
Oh, sure. Righ [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[shouts]
Ooooh! Burn! That's a burn [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[to Donna about Hyde]
God, it's [...]
|
D
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Fez:
This suit is for leisure. But many times I we [...]
|
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Kitty Forman:
So, Eric, have you made your Christm [...]
|
D
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Fez:
Eric, what a glorious man-ring.
|
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[Kitty has invited a neighbor's son over to spend [...]
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D
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Steven Hyde:
Face it Forman, you're not a cheater. [...]
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[the guys cheat at Bingo]
Steven Hyde:
Kelso man, [...]
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Steven Hyde:
They should've X-rayed your head at t [...]
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[Donna reads Hyde's elementary school profile]
Do [...]
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[Eric took blame for Donna's smoking in school]
D [...]
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Red Forman:
[to FES]
If you don't shut up I will p [...]
|
D
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Bob Pinciotti:
Now be a good girl and sneak out so [...]
|
D
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Donna Pinciotti:
Just because a guy wants to pay a [...]
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D
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Donna Pinciotti:
And exactly whose panties are the [...]
|
D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Don't pity me because I'm beauti [...]
|
D
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Kitty Forman:
[about Laurie]
Rosemary had a better [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
Let's face it Forman. You're soft.
D [...]
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D
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Well, I have a date too.
Michae [...]
|
D
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Fez:
Look at this, Jackie brings four different ty [...]
|
D
|
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[points to Rhonda]
Michael, why [...]
|
D
|
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Michael Kelso:
No, I said, "Not it!" If playground [...]
|
D
|
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Bob Pinciotti:
uh-heh
Red Forman:
OK, Bob, What i [...]
|
D
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Steven Hyde:
[while smoking weed in the record sto [...]
|
D
|
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Steven Hyde:
[about backward messages on rock reco [...]
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D
|
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Michael Kelso:
Yeah, I'm so Brando.
Steven Hyde:
[...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
Women have to be weak and fragile [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Man, I just totally forgot why I [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
You're coming over to my house t [...]
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Red Forman:
Michael Kelso scored higher than you o [...]
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Bud Hyde:
Well time flies when you're
Steven Hyde [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Steven, do I really disgust you? [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
My parents are going to the Playb [...]
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Eric:
[they're driving Kelso's cousin's car]
Why d [...]
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Fez:
Thanks for getting me out of jail you 2 sons [...]
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Leo:
[to Kitty]
Hey, Mrs. Eric's mom.
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Steven Hyde:
Well, in health class today, we learn [...]
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Michael Kelso:
If this is about maturity, I want n [...]
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Red Forman:
Dear Lord, would it kill you to give t [...]
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[Red watches Tv]
Red Forman:
Aw, Gilligan screwed [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Not only did we break the law, we scr [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Maybe I do have feelings for Mic [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Laurie, are these your panties?
[...]
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Roy:
I moved in with a wonderful woman.
Steven Hy [...]
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Red:
[Red has a dream that he dies, and nobody sho [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Yeah, Hyde's in jail. Hey guys, do [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Stop staring at me or I'll kick [...]
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Fez:
Look, my first snowball. I love snow so much, [...]
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Eric:
Keep it down, you guys. If my dad finds out [...]
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Kelso:
You have the right to remain BURNED!
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Fez:
You don't like me because I'm not from here. [...]
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Laurie Forman:
You should watch your back.
Jackie [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Eric]
This is the worst thing you' [...]
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Eric:
You know what dad if I am still working at p [...]
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[after Kelso suggests hitting a guy that's hitting [...]
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Eric:
It was supposed to be 'Guys' Night Out'. And [...]
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[Kelso just found out about Eric being lame in the [...]
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Eric:
Laurie was born with a tail!
[Fez and Hyde [...]
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Red Forman:
Steven, I've come to think of you as a [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwed [...]
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Pastor Dave:
Ok, Laurie, let's see what you have. [...]
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Steven Hyde:
That's the price you pay for docking [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You're my special little baby boy.
[...]
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Kitty Forman:
[right after Eric accused Mitch of s [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look Foreman, I'll be in as much trou [...]
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Steven Hyde:
My heart aches with pain. When I see [...]
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[Kelso invited Hyde and Fez to Jackie's party behi [...]
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Leo:
[Leo and Hyde playing Battleships]
B3!
Steve [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[about her mother]
Dad, what is wron [...]
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[Red groans]
Eric:
Well, Marlin, we've just seen [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Oh, my god what is she doing here [...]
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[Kitty's father has just passed in the emergency r [...]
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Red Forman:
Forman, party of two.
Restaurant Host [...]
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Fez:
Need a refill?
Burt:
Sure. Thanks.
[to Laur [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey guys, guess what I got?
Steven [...]
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Red:
Eric, if you don't want to wear your ass for [...]
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[looking at possible girlfriends for Eric after he [...]
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Eric:
It's amazing what one act of civil disobedie [...]
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Red Forman:
I've been working since I was sixteen. [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Man you went to the free clinic?
Kel [...]
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Fez:
I wonder what's up with Jackie. She looks sca [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Steven]
If you ever do anything li [...]
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Fez:
There's a tornado coming. Oh my god, I'm goin [...]
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Fez:
Is he going to moon me? Oh, great, he's going [...]
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Fez:
Guys, I'm in pain.
Donna Pinciotti:
Yeah, I [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey Laurie, long time, no doin' it.
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Michael Kelso:
Guys guess how many countries I've [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
What is it about you that drives [...]
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Red Forman:
I'm... sorry that I took your money ou [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red, Bob was very upset when he left [...]
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Fez:
My Green Card, I kept it in my right shoe for [...]
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Red:
Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start bei [...]
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[Jackie and Donna need something that's in Kelso's [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
I'd like to pop that inflatable [...]
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Red Forman:
Why is our house always infested with [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I can't believe that any of you can [...]
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[Jackie on Michael]
Jackie Burkhardt:
Look, I nee [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Dammit, Kelso. You don't french t [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Being Kelso is like knowing the truth [...]
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Leo:
You know, you guys can hassle your skinny fri [...]
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[the guys go to a wrestling match]
Steven Hyde:
H [...]
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[about Eric's parents]
Donna Pinciotti:
I can't b [...]
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Fez:
That's not a tater tot... that's a tater gian [...]
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Mr. Wilkinson:
[after the gang has stolen his mail [...]
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Eric:
You want to know what I did when we were bro [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[to Red and Eric]
Now stop fighting [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey, you guys wanna know what a fun [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Ok, Donna, I got us a double dat [...]
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[Kelso has just shot Hyde with his B.B. gun]
Stev [...]
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Eric:
Did you tell anybody we're engaged?
Donna P [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
You know, Steven. This hatred th [...]
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Red:
[after Eric refused to be Donna's boyfriend a [...]
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Kelso:
Well maybe we should check the School Morgu [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[about Hyde]
What he needs is a [...]
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[Kelso just got bossed around by his new girlfrien [...]
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Red Forman:
What the hell kind of restaurant is th [...]
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[after Hyde makes a batch of special brownies]
Mi [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Here, let me get that. Pregnant wom [...]
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Eric:
You know Donna, I'm not surprised you're in [...]
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[referring to Eric's failing grades]
Fez:
Crack a [...]
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Michael Kelso:
That team is cheating. The brown gu [...]
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Steven Hyde:
No, no, I'm not walking. If God had w [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Look, Jackie, I don't really know h [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Act tough, Forman.
Eric:
I'm not tou [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I'm sorry, Red, I saw this as my one [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Girls must really like astronauts, [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[to Eric]
Oh man, see this is why I d [...]
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[Kitty wants Hyde to move in with them]
Red:
For [...]
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Red:
[after having a bucket of oatmeal dumped on h [...]
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Eric:
And then, they go into this bar, and there a [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Being a model was my and Michael [...]
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Eric:
[imitating Red]
I say we torture them with p [...]
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Red Forman:
What are you going to put on your resu [...]
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Steven Hyde:
So if Donna ever breaks up with you, [...]
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[At a bowling alley]
Michael Kelso:
[picks up two [...]
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Red:
[to Hyde and Fez after finding pot stashed in [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[referring to the gang smoking pot [...]
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[the women are playing cards]
Donna Pinciotti:
An [...]
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[Donna is dating Michael's brother]
Eric:
I got t [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[Kelso comes into the basement wear [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[Michael arrives at the door to pic [...]
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Fez:
But if you don't tell Donna how you feel, the [...]
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Red:
Responsible people don't go around getting th [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I got busted for possession.
Leo:
Jo [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Ok. Ok. Let's just keep the game goi [...]
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Ms. McGee:
Good night. I apologize if my being her [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Yeah, you gotta stay sharp, man. That [...]
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Red Forman:
Is that kid from not America still her [...]
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Steven Hyde:
If you don't shut up, you'll be the f [...]
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Fez:
I'm confused. What's going on?
Steven Hyde:
[...]
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Kitty Forman:
Here you are, Red. Breakfast, egg wh [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[checking out girls]
How 'bout I ki [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
So, how many things around here h [...]
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Fez:
Jackie you seem different. I don't know if it [...]
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Michael Kelso:
It turns out, the key to winning Ja [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Well, Fez's play is about to start... [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Horror movies turn on chicks faster [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Don't freak out, but if I see a dee [...]
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Eric:
Donna can't be smarter than me because I'm t [...]
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Fez:
I have a question Hyde. How much masturbation [...]
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Fez:
Kelso wants to give you the ring, but he's sc [...]
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Fez:
AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my go [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey Forman, did you realize that ther [...]
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Steven Hyde:
When Kelso's the only one of us think [...]
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[Fez got arrested for vandalizing Point Place's wa [...]
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Red Forman:
You know, Steven, you're a smart guy. [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Michael, how come she has a key [...]
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Fez:
Don't worry Kelso the puberty bunny will visi [...]
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[the guys imitate Jackie]
Steven Hyde:
Michael, c [...]
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Fez:
[about Donna]
If we were in my country I'd st [...]
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Eric:
So, you're saying that Donna and I will be o [...]
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Kelso:
Hi, I'd like an order of books, please.
Br [...]
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Red Forman:
What's going on?
Michael Kelso:
Nothi [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Hyde, if you want to make out wi [...]
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Fez:
[thinks he sees Laurie naked]
Hey, are you na [...]
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Eric:
Tell me again Kelso how is this car baby fri [...]
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Mitch Miller:
Eric, I didn't take your action figu [...]
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Rhonda:
If I don't get a friggin' MandM, then I'm [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Pimp gave you the holiday off, huh?
[...]
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Steven Hyde:
You're engaged. In Latin that means " [...]
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[Jackie just got a job]
Michael Kelso:
You got mo [...]
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Laurie Forman:
You know Eric, hickeys lead to dirt [...]
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Leo:
I met God one time on a bus. He told me the m [...]
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[after finding out a girl he slept with is pregnan [...]
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Michael Kelso:
We just saw college butt... ON A GI [...]
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[Leo just fired Fez from the PhotoHut]
Fez:
But h [...]
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Steven Hyde:
School spirit is for losers man. You' [...]
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Red Forman:
Do you know how they treat their crimi [...]
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[the kids want to throw a party]
Red Forman:
Why [...]
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Kelso:
Guys - I just saw a UFO!
Steven Hyde:
What [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Where did you learn your parenting? [...]
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Eric:
You know, Hyde, at first I thought your fath [...]
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[after setting the table for Thanksgiving dinner]
[...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna's mouth is as big as her f [...]
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Eric:
[about Eric's unflattering portrayal in Donn [...]
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Kitty Forman:
All families are embarrassing. If th [...]
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Annette:
If you expect me to go to the dance tonig [...]
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Eric:
I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad. Hav [...]
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[Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he cal [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I say do it with her.
Eric:
Kelso, [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Guys, can we do something besides cru [...]
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Laurie Forman:
Stop being such a little girl and d [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I don't know why they call it fondue [...]
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Fez:
[writing to Prresident Carter about why he sh [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look, Forman, if you give Donna that [...]
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Kitty Forman:
How's it going?
Red Forman:
Real go [...]
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Rhonda:
I may not be popular, but if given the cha [...]
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[about Donna]
Eric:
She was drunk, in the middle [...]
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[Repeated Line]
Michael Kelso:
BURN!
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Bull:
So, I hear your plant's closing down.
Red F [...]
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Fez:
[on a dead fish]
Oh, it's so stinky. What are [...]
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[Red on Kitty's parents]
Red Forman:
You know, I [...]
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Red Forman:
Don't sass me, Tarzan!
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Steven Hyde:
[to Donna]
You know what's gonne make [...]
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Red:
Ah, my job, and my little girl!
Eric:
Ok, so [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[when Eric wears a Chicago Bears [...]
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[Red has a heart attack when he learns that Fez an [...]
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Steven Hyde:
It's hard hopping over a fence carryi [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I wonder if the Pilgrims were clever [...]
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Red:
Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I' [...]
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[on Annette]
Eric:
Did you hear that? The shrill [...]
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Eric:
You smell great. What did you do?
Donna Pin [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Hyde]
You know all that rent money [...]
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[Hyde puts the "stupid helmet" on Eric's head]
Er [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, if there wasn't some huge downsi [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Eric, your father and I have noticed [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
So, is it true?
Jackie Burkhardt [...]
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[Eric's dream sequence during "A New Hope"]
Red a [...]
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[singing along with Ann Murray]
Eric:
Even though [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You guys! You guys! Great news! Rud [...]
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Steven Hyde:
At parties like this Fez, you collect [...]
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Eric:
That would be like looking at my mom and thi [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Yeah, I guess it was wrong, what I [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[to Eric]
Have you suddenly becom [...]
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Fez:
Oh, the ladies want a piece of Fez.
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Steven Hyde:
[to Jackie]
But if I didn't know you. [...]
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Red Forman:
You know, maybe instead of finding ano [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh my god. He called me a bitch, [...]
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Red Forman:
What the hell happened?
Steven Hyde:
[...]
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Michael Kelso:
Jackie, when you told me to be hone [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I have got a solution to this whole y [...]
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[Donna, Jackie, Laurie and Ms. McGee are smoking u [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[at church fundraiser]
Ok, I have jo [...]
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Fez:
I am so excited about Star Whores.
Steven Hy [...]
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Donna:
So, you're really gonna be a cop.
Steven H [...]
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Red Forman:
Bud, being a teenager is like being in [...]
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Kelso:
I'm not afraid either. There are laws to pr [...]
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Kelso:
Whatever. You know, none of this is as bad [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Mrs. Pinciotti, would you please [...]
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Ricky:
So why do you want a job at Fatso Burger?
[...]
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Fez:
["That 70s Show" 100 episode, the musical]
[ [...]
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[Everybody's playing "Horse" in the driveway. Kels [...]
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Red Forman:
I don't see why we have to spend the n [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Yeah, I never thought I'd be a workin [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hold on, Kelso. Suddenly, you're too [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
...so I either saw a UFO or I rub [...]
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Eric:
I believe that everyone's political opinion [...]
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[a cop catches Eric and Donna getting intimate in [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Forman doesn't ever moon because it's [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Fez, listen to this.
[reads fro [...]
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[Michael on Eric]
Michael Kelso:
How dumb was he [...]
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Red Forman:
Every single Price Mart stock-boy will [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red hates you.
Fez:
Oh, don't be si [...]
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[repeated line]
Red Forman:
Dumbass!
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[on Bob's barbecue]
Red Forman:
Well isn't that a [...]
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[the family goes to the Price Mart Ball]
Eric:
I [...]
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[Donna and Kelso are hiding under a bed]
Donna Pi [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[explaining to Kitty the after-effect [...]
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Red Forman:
Good night, sleep tight, and don't let [...]
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Eric:
[Kelso, Jackie, Donna and Eric are in a driv [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[on the phone]
So Barbra Streisa [...]
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[Kelso just told Jackie a list of embarrassing thi [...]
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[Kitty presents the Thanksgiving turkey]
Kitty Fo [...]
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Leo:
Beer is evil. You know why they call it beer? [...]
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Ricky:
Forman, who told you you could go on break? [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Why would you just cuddle with her [...]
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Red Forman:
[Red and Eric are in the car almost la [...]
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Red:
So you just be grateful that your Dad doesn't [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[on date with Jackie]
It's no worse t [...]
|
D
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[Cooking]
Kitty Forman:
Where's my brown sugar?
[...]
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Michael Kelso:
So Jackie, do you wanna go see 'Sta [...]
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Eric:
Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealin [...]
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D
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Donna Pinciotti:
Why does your dad want to ruin my [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Laurie, what's going on? You're act [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
If somebody doesn't tell me I'm [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Ma, I'm going to the prom.
Edna Hyde [...]
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Eric:
So, we're finally gonna meet the mysterious [...]
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Red:
Kitty, why is it we always do what you want t [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
Do you think Eric could cheat on [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Fez, do you happen to have my mo [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about wearing a suit to a dinner par [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Steven, do you really think we'r [...]
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Steven Hyde:
So there it is. The clown's back. Eve [...]
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Fez:
[making a crank call]
Hello, House of Chicken [...]
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Eric:
I forgot my mom's birthday.
Steven Hyde:
Re [...]
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Steven Hyde:
There is no gas shortage man. It's al [...]
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Leo:
[to Kitty in church]
I love it here. You can [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
[at Thanksgiving dinner, Bob is rea [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[reading]
Here's something that I d [...]
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Red Forman:
Bob, that's my stuff. You put the hell [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[Reading off a small box]
A UNICEF [...]
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[in Donna's story]
Eric:
Prepare thyself. Tonight [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You know, Forman, you ought to write [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hey, guys, look! I have ten pound b [...]
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Eric:
Look at the symptoms... temperamental behavi [...]
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Eric:
Hyde, without Donna, I've reverted to my nat [...]
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Eric:
[badly hungover]
My head hurts.
Red Forman: [...]
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Leo:
Hi, Red. Would you give these to Kitty, pleas [...]
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[Eric's dream sequence during "Star Wars"]
Hyde a [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You know what I love about Hyde? [...]
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[a guardian angel shows Eric how his life would be [...]
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Michael Kelso:
What does he have that I don't? I m [...]
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[repeated line]
Kitty Forman:
Oh, Red you do care [...]
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[on smoke-outs in the record store]
Angie:
Why do [...]
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[Eric puts boxes on a dolly. He whistles. Red work [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I miss Jackie, I can't eat, I can't [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Go ahead and hit me. A free shot.
Ke [...]
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Fez:
Don't resist me, Mama. It's boogie time.
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Fez:
When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore?
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Eric:
Kelso, I don't know if you should come over [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[about Laurie]
She's not a "goddess", [...]
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Kitty Forman:
G.I. Joe!
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Donna Pinciotti:
Jackie, I went on the pill.
Jack [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red, there are five stages of grievi [...]
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[Kitty enters as Eric and Donna are holding hands] [...]
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[Fez has just gotten out of jail after being arres [...]
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Eric:
I think I have everything. I got the keys, t [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
We're gonna graduate in two month [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Hello, sir. My name is Michael Kels [...]
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Fez:
Don't you want to know what I have to say?
S [...]
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Kelso's Date:
[Looking at photos of Kelso's newbor [...]
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[Eric wants to propose to Donna]
Michael Kelso:
F [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Kelso was right. *Everyone's* trying [...]
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[Hyde pulls a fire alarm]
Steven Hyde:
I didn't d [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, no. I'm not getting a job. J [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Look, she's beautiful, she believes [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Think about it. We hold information t [...]
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Fez:
These after-school specials are thrilling. Wh [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna, sex is how we control men [...]
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Fez:
Oh Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent i [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
The unexamined self is the unfulf [...]
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[Fez on Big Rhonda]
Fez:
I know that I just met h [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You have the van. We want to go h [...]
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Fez:
You know Jackie, if you're in the market for [...]
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Donna:
Kelso, I'm gonna miss you trying to grab my [...]
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Michael Kelso:
C'mon Eric, we never ask you for an [...]
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Red:
Well, we got vandals in this town. I was driv [...]
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[Kelso's complaining about how much he misses Jack [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Tell you what... that's the last ti [...]
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Red Forman:
When used separately, women and alcoho [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I have bad news. Midge left Bob.
Er [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, my god. You all hate Laurie? [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[on Bob and Pam dating]
Dating is b [...]
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[referring to that Thanksgiving's events]
Red For [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I can't believe Laurie bit me. I [...]
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Eric:
Yeah, I mean, when the empire killed Luke Sk [...]
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Red Forman:
Why am I doing this?
Kitty Forman:
Be [...]
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Steven Hyde:
What is she doing here?
Leo:
I think [...]
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Red Forman:
Penny, you're cold. Go get a sweater. [...]
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[At Breakfast]
Eric:
Hey, leggo my Eggo.
Red For [...]
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Laurie Forman:
What about Hyde? Why doesn't HE hav [...]
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Red Forman:
If one more person tells me to 'shut i [...]
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[Eric and Donna are engaged]
Eric:
Don't tell Don [...]
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[There's a live firecracker, and they have to get [...]
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Eric:
Guys, I can't think Penny is hot. I mean, sh [...]
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Kelso:
Red, you know what your problem is? I'm too [...]
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Red Forman:
Eric, I thought I told you to wash up [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You have to be aloof.
Fez:
Did you j [...]
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Red Forman:
What are you doing here?
Michael Kels [...]
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[Eric has gotten drunk with Red at a bar, and is c [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[to Fez, who has been prejudiced ag [...]
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Red Forman:
Damn kids today. They wouldn't know re [...]
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[the screen is split in two parts. On top, Donna i [...]
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David Milbank:
So! Uh, Donna, are you still writin [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[When Bob and Midge renew their weddi [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
So, Michael cheated on me with L [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Everything I wanted to say was in tha [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Red, I'm sure you'll do fine. Just r [...]
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Red Forman:
If the US government decides to stick [...]
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Red Forman:
What have I said about comparing your [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[Bob just gave Red a pair of shoes]
[...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Donna, are you OK?
Donna Pincio [...]
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Donna:
Wow, David, you've really grown up!
David [...]
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Bud Hyde:
You look familiar. Do I know you?
Steve [...]
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Eric:
Uh-oh, naughty thoughts a-brewin'...
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Eric:
Dad just got sued by a co-worker for wrongfu [...]
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Eric:
So, do you feel like coming over for dinner? [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Guess who made out with Pam Macey b [...]
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Kitty Forman:
It's Sodom and Gomorrah with a subwa [...]
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[Fenton tells Eric to either pay for the engagemen [...]
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Fez:
I just wish that there was someplace in the w [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Oh, my God... what have I done?
Red [...]
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Fez:
Caroline, I have to break up with you.
Carol [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[Hyde says Rudolph is gay]
Rudolph [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I spilt my soda... Hyde. I don't kn [...]
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[after being caught at Police Academy]
Police Off [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I like showing my butt. I like to [...]
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Red Forman:
[looking in bag of pot]
Is this what I [...]
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Pastor Dave:
Say, "God's Magic Circle"... that sou [...]
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Red Forman:
[to Fez]
Thanks for the help. You seem [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh Michael, you're prettier than [...]
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Eric:
Fez, I know you've spoken English for only a [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[drunk]
Ah, come back here! Nobo [...]
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[Michael and Laurie leave for a date]
Steven Hyde [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Your mom can't hang out with Don [...]
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Steven Hyde:
[drawing a correlation with Kelso thi [...]
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Kitty Forman:
[to Laurie and Eric on going to chur [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Guys, I was making out with Pam Mac [...]
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[the guys do homework]
Donna Pinciotti:
If x equa [...]
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Michael Kelso:
So, if you're not going to fire Ran [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Look man, I gotta talk to you about s [...]
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Red Forman:
Without rules, we all might as well be [...]
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Eric:
Mom's making me special sandwiches, Donna's [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
I didn't ask for a drink.
Fez:
Wel [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
You know Red, that hurts.
Red Form [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I don't have to have a reason. It's [...]
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[Eric and Donna are dressing, after having sex]
E [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You kids change partners more than s [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Two girls in a phallic RV driving aro [...]
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[about Star Wars]
Michael Kelso:
There's no way i [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Look, the sooner you realize I'm [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I'm not shallow. I just judge women [...]
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[Kelso is clumsy with a gun]
Donna Pinciotti:
Kel [...]
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Midge Pinciotti:
Look, Bob, even the English langu [...]
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[on Bob]
Red Forman:
I didn't want to insult him [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Good, Donna, come up and eat with us [...]
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Steven Hyde:
We need to do something that says "We [...]
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[the day after Eric dumped Donna]
Eric:
Hey.
Don [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[talking about Playboy]
Ok, if an [...]
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Red Forman:
A bond between a father and son is sub [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Androgynous guys are so manly.
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Ricky:
Where do you see yourself in five years?
S [...]
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[on taking care of Red's parking ticket]
Nina:
I [...]
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[after finding out Red's mom isn't spending Thanks [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Jackie, I am really, really sorry and [...]
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Steven Hyde:
Hey, Red. You have to sign this card [...]
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[Red on Laurie and Michael]
Red Forman:
This is h [...]
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[the guys go to see 'Star Wars']
Steven Hyde:
Hey [...]
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Red Forman:
We're all gonna go to church and we're [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You know, maybe Eric's test score is [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You know what your problem is? You're [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Cartoons make me horny. Oh and food [...]
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Kitty Forman:
You know I love my family. But somet [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I haven't done one stinking illegal t [...]
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Michael Kelso:
One time I asked Jackie what was wr [...]
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Donna:
If you keep stuffing your face like this yo [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Once when Michael cheated on me [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I want to have a baby.
Red Forman:
[...]
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Steven Hyde:
We got food, we got beer, we have zer [...]
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[about Bob's hair]
Red Forman:
His head looks lik [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Fez, you are like, an amazing da [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Laurie is my girlfriend now, and I [...]
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Eric:
So Donna says David and her are just good fr [...]
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Red Forman:
Bend your knees and lift with your leg [...]
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Eric:
Okay, I just want to tell you that this play [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[after Jackie's mom agrees to mov [...]
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Bernice Forman:
So, Kitty, Eric tells me you quit [...]
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Eric:
[Eavesdropping through the glass door on the [...]
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Red Forman:
Eric, if your mother wants you and Arc [...]
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[after Red insults Fez, Eric, and Kelso]
Kelso:
H [...]
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Red:
Look at this. First day of deer season.
Eric [...]
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Eric:
Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot le [...]
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Fez:
My gosh, Buddy. With a car like that, you mus [...]
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Kitty Forman:
My parents are coming tomorrow.
Red [...]
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Coach Ferguson:
Well, well. Mr. Hyde, in school af [...]
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Eric:
You know, mom, there comes an age in a boy's [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Everybody wants their first make [...]
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Red:
Nothing around this house is cheap.
Eric:
Ex [...]
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Kelso:
Okay, which job sounds better: wide receive [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh my god, I told her that, it w [...]
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Kitty Forman:
Ok, I need two people with keen femi [...]
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Red Forman:
Threats aren't going to work, Kitty.
[...]
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[on buying an economy car during the oil crisis]
[...]
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Michael Kelso:
See, I've enlightened you situation [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
I love you, Eric.
Eric:
I love.. [...]
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Red Forman:
Oh and uh, here's a 20.
Laurie Forman [...]
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[Telling Grandma Bea that they are engaged]
Eric: [...]
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[Eric is taking advantage of Red's silent treatmen [...]
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Red:
Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that [...]
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Frank:
How can you give away your stuffing recipe? [...]
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Eric:
[on the new water heater]
This is the best w [...]
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Kelso:
So! Jackie. You wanna go see Star Wars toni [...]
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[Bob's Christmas decorations are so bright and lou [...]
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Red Forman:
I like the sound of a beer church.
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Red Forman:
When my time comes I want to be buried [...]
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Bob Pinciotti:
You're my best friend!
Red:
No I'm [...]
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[on Valentine's day]
Kitty Forman:
Oooh, look how [...]
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Michael Kelso:
[to Jackie]
I still can't get over [...]
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Michael Kelso:
When guys cheat, its because they n [...]
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Michael Kelso:
Your soul is like an appendix. I do [...]
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Jackie Burkhardt:
[to Hyde]
So you know what? I am [...]
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Steven Hyde:
You gotta be Bruce Springsteeny. Spri [...]
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Fez:
[singing]
Hyde and Jackie sitting in a tree, [...]
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Fez:
Rhonda, I thought we'd start our evening with [...]
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Leo:
Ok, guys. I don't have any beer. I hate alcoh [...]
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Michael Kelso:
You can't sleep in the same bed wit [...]
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[Eric catches his parents having sex, and they fin [...]
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Michael Kelso:
If you really do love her, there's [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
[on the California beach]
I miss [...]
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Red:
[Red's response to seeing Eric's roller disco [...]
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Red Forman:
This is a smoke detector.
Michael Kel [...]
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[Jackie's dad got arrested]
Jackie Burkhardt:
Ste [...]
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Fez:
Guys, Rhonda said she wanted to share somethi [...]
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Michael Kelso:
If this van's a-rockin'... we're in [...]
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Fez:
How many licks does it take to get to the too [...]
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Michael Kelso:
There are a lot of other hot older [...]
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Eric:
Extra. Extra. Read all about it.
Steven Hyd [...]
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Steven Hyde:
I'm not a conspiracy nut. My gym and [...]
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D
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Fez:
Who are you?
Rhonda:
Fez, it's me Rhonda.
F [...]
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Donna Pinciotti:
You want my honest opinion, Jacki [...]
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Frank:
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could [...]
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Kitty Forman:
I really doubt that she's jsut aband [...]
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Michael Kelso:
I've heard of 'kissing cousins', bu [...]
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D
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[Eric's dream sequence during "Star Wars"]
Jackie [...]
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[on women and sex]
Steven Hyde:
Secretly, I think [...]
|
D
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Red Forman:
Shoes are an inappropriate gift to giv [...]
|
D
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Earl:
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, Red. My dog was h [...]
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D
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Michael Kelso:
A promise ring is not only a gift f [...]
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